Here the pairings are really obvious, and maybe unexpected but I had to do it because it's so much fun! Well, I had always wonder about Bixlow's (hottie one) dolls and power, in the end I wrote this crazy idea about how can it would be used if you are bored.

Omake V – Playing Peeping tom with Bixlow's dolls!

"I'm dead bored!" It was the sigh of everyone in Fairy Tail Guild. Well, not everyone, because strangely, today there were only males in the hall.

"Natsu, Gray, fight." Ordered Laxus, just because he was bored. "Now."

"If Erza is not here to stop them it's not funny, Laxus." Macao was reading – as always – his newspaper. "And the guild may be destructed by them in their… stupidity."

"I agree. The funny side of them fighting is Erza stopping them." Nab agreed reading job requests.

"Chose a job, already, Nab!" Shouted Wakaba, just for doing something.

Why were they so bored? Well… Master was in a meeting with others masters, Erza was with him, Kinana, Lisanna and Mirajane were buying groceries in the town, Juvia were having a day off… and so on. Not even Cana was there! She was in a job for more booze.

"We can play something…" Bixlow proposed with a sly smirk – and yes, his dolls singed along with him – while looking at the communication lacrima in the guild. "We can play Peeping Tom."

There wasn't anyone who didn't know what Peeping Tom was. And even someone as dense as Natsu knew what it meant.

"But how are we going to do it? If we go like that, they are going to see us coming." Gray expected something different, but he wasn't going to complain if he got a pretty picture.

"We are going to use lacrimas, easier than that." Leave it to Bixlow to come up with a strangely useful plan. "I put a soul in it and… voila!"

One of the totems doll fell quiet and the lacrima started to fly around the Soul Mage.

"Ok! Who is our first… victim." Gajeel sit with the other communication lacrima in their table. They started to name girls from their guild and even from others guild. "Be quiet! Why don't we make first a test? How far can you go with it?"

"Not too far… Magnolia city and it is." Bixlow was powerful but to control a simple doll flying to another town was really impossible.

"Let's try with Wendy, in Fairy Hills!" Happy proposed and everyone looked at him. "Charle is going to be with her…"

"Ok, let's start with Charle."

Fairy Hill: Room 1 – Wendy & Charle after training.

The lacrima flew all the way to the big dormitory and then flew inside Wendy's room. The little Dragon Slayer was laying in her bed, nothing interesting until Charle came out from the bathroom and the boys have to stop Happy from shouting her name.

"I thought you were going to ask the idiots to help you with your training, Wendy." They tried to look better, Charle was carrying a first aid kit. "They have more experience in Dragon Slayer Magic, after all."

"But Natsu-san and Gajeel-san can't help me with this attack. Porlyusica-san gave it to me before the Grand Magic Games and it's from Grandine, I have to do it alone." Wendy was reading a huge manual book.

"I won't say anything, but look at your hands! They are hurt and you can't heal yourself."

Ok, Wendy was hurt because she was training. Nothing interesting there.

"Maybe you guys should help her the next time. Offer yourself." Wakaba said and then looked around. "Let's watch another chick! We are on Fairy Hills… let see Laki-chan!"

Room 2: Laki is dark.

The room was really dark… things made of wood laying everywhere and torture items too…

But the girl wasn't there.

"We are in Fairy Hills, let's see… Juvia, for Gray." Nab said and the Ice Mage blushed looking puzzled.

"Why for me?"

Room 3: Juvia is creepy.

But the lacrima was already in the blunette's room.

"This is a little creepy… look, there is a doll of Gray!" Natsu pointed and the other shouted him when the door was opened and the ame onna entered the room.

She didn't do anything special. She served herself a tea – Gray tea is the best because it has 'Gray' in its name – and then started to sew a few clothes. The girl was pretty good at it and they preferred to leave her doing her… creepy work.

"Erza isn't in her room, so… let's going to Levy-chan!" Jet and Droy were eager to know what would be doing their beloved Levy-chan.

Room 4: Levy-chan is a bookworm.

The little blunette was in her room. Nothing special, but Gajeel was scanning her little figure with appreciative eyes. Her room was like everyone thought: full of books. The shelves reached the roof of her room and there were tons of books laying around

The volume between her little hands seemed heavy but she were lifting it like a feather – she was really stronger than she seemed to be – and she was talking with herself, like arguing about something of the book.

"I wonder if Lu-chan has finished her novel… I want to read it so badly" Ok, nothing about the book but about books itself. "She has a date today, so it's better if I don't go to her home today."

And finally she blushed while staring into the nothing.

"Date? That was why she told me to not go to her house! I'm goin…" Fried caught him from the scarf and sat him down.

"If you go now, she is going to know that we are spying them, idiot." Bixlow said and changed the lacrima direction so they could go to the cosplayer queen's house. "There is Evergreen… with Lisanna, Kinana and Mirajane."

Street: Lisanna, Kinana, Mirajane and Evergreen, the perfect wives.

"This is better than that, kina" The snake woman said, comparing two watermelons in the store.

"But, Kina-chan, Natsu is allergic to watermelon, we should take strawberries with us! And they are cheaper too.." Lisanna always caring about Natsu.

"But Laxus and the other two…" Yeah, the other two – Fried and Bixlow rolled their eyes – "prefer dessert pears."

"Why don't we take everything and make milkshakes for everyone tastes" Mirajane was so sweet – squeals from every single male from Fairy Tail – "Did you hear something right now?"

Silence~~

"Oh, let's go, we still need to buy meat, fish for Happy and vegetables." For a second Mira could have caught them playing around.

"Ok, that was dangerous, nee-san is scary sometimes." Elfman was really scared of her sister's anger.

"Turn to the right and we are at Lucy's house, the window is open. She always ask me to go but she is the one who leave it open." Natsu was so… there weren't words enough to describe him.

Lucy's house: The unexpected date!

But he was right and the window was open, the room was pretty clean and empty.

"The bathroom." Gray… "She is taking a bath for sure, and it's time for us to see it. We are prepared."

"Ok, it's a little too extreme… if she sees us we are dead! Lucy is scary too…" Happy flew to Natsu head but didn't look away.

The bathroom was empty too… or it seemed like that until Lucy emerged from the water and sighed… Wakaba, Macao, Jet and Droy fainted from blood loss and Gray looked away – he was feeling guilty because he… well, he didn't know but a picture of Juvia crying popped in his mind – Laxus smiled saying something about nice ass.

It got worse when, wrapped in a towel, Lucy got some kind of lingerie… if it could be called lingerie. Fried got up and walked away stuttering something about being embarrassed for his behaviour, Elfman was too disturbed to look away.

"You can't eat that Elfman." Natsu said… too serious to be a joke.

After being wearing such revealing underwear – silk and lace set of strapless push-up bra, boy shorts and garter belt and stocking – she opened her wardrobe and started searching for something to wear.

"She doesn't come here wearing that, right?" Nab asked and Natsu nodded remembering her panties with a perverted smile. "I don't know what to say."

"I say 'silence'" Laxus said when Lucy looked around before got a short purple strapless dress with a black belt and black high heels. "She is going to hear us."

After doing her hair in an elegant bun with some free bangs and very little make-up, just lip gloss and mascara, she looked stunning and some of the boys – the ones that were there – wished she would get ready like that for them.

A knock in the door made her smile and she run to open the door, in the doorframe was… well, a huge bouquet of roses and then Rufus Lohr, the Sabertooth's mage.

Shock upon the Fairy Tail members, who can't believe it! Their sexy Celestial Mage was… going to date a filthy Sabertooth's member?

"Why… How… I have to stop this! He can't be her…" In the communication lacrima the two mages were sharing a heated kiss.

"Our table is waiting for us, my lady." And they exited the room like nothing had happened.

The lacrima started to freeze and then it exploded.

"The best for us is to forget this, we hadn't seen anything…"

"Anything what?" Loke popped from nowhere and looked at them with a big smile. "What were you doing with the lacrima?"

"Nothing, Loke, but weren't you after that blondie master of yours?" Gajeel asked, his cheeks a bit redden still. "Bunny- girl?"

"Oh, so she hadn't told you yet… She is going out with someone… Rufus Lohr, I think, the weird guy from Sabertooth with the odd looks, since like… right after the Magic Games…"

Ok, no more Peeping Tom for Fairy Tail, why? Because they could find disturbing things and dirty secrets but they would always be the one who lost.