Author: Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima. There is yaoi inside (just one pairing) and I want to say it from the beginning… it's a Pandemonium *evil laughs*

Omake VIII – Pandemonium

"Are you really serious with this?" Fried and Mirajane were standing in front of the guild, since Master and Erza wasn't there, Mirajane asked her boyfriend for a favour.

"Yes, we need to do this before they hurt others people's feelings" The guild was encircled with Fried runes. "Thank you for doing this, Fried."

Inside… Well, Juvia was stalking Gray, Levy and Lucy were reading, Kinana and Lisanna were serving drinks, Evergreen, Cana, Gildarts and Bixlow were in a drinking contest, Gray and Natsu were fighting with Elfman saying manly things, and Laxus and Gajeel were sitting there without doing anything.

Until Gray stopped the fight and went to Juvia, puzzled with his own behaviour, he couldn't stop from saying.

"Juvia, I love you."

"Gray…Gray-sama! Juvia loves you too!" The rain woman jumped to Gray's chest.

"Shrimp, I love you" Gajeel was stunned, he didn't want to say something like that! No in the guild at least.

"Gajeel, I love you."

"What…?" Lucy was turned around by Bixlow hands, and she just felt his lips crashing with hers. "Bixlow, I love you."

"I know, Ojou-sama." But then, he got up and went to Laxus, kissing him too… "Oh, I'm going to kill Fried for this."

"Bixlow? Why are you kissing Laxus? He is mine!" Cana held Laxus and kissed him too. "This lighting mage is mine!"

Laxus stopped Cana and embrace Bixlow with an arm around his waist while Lucy holding his free hand, he didn't talk but his redden cheeks and a little smirk said it aloud, he was enjoying!

Lisanna and Natsu were making out in a dark corner until Elfman saw them and went to stop it but were intercepted by Evergreen.

"I hate it when you say 'manly, manly' but it turns me on too."

It was a freaking orgy! Laxus was between Bixlow and Cana, Cana was being followed by Lucy, because Laxus' was hers too… Gildarts was drinking with Kinana offering him more and more booze (just because it was her work, they were acting normal and oblivious to the crazy stuff around them), Gajeel and Levy were doing it at the infirmary, Natsu and Lisanna were making out in a corner with Elfman and Evergreen too close and Gray and Juvia were just holding each other.

"I thing that it went to far… right?" Fried said, watching his fellow mates – Bixlow and Laxus – with Cana and Lucy shouting each other.

"Hey, what is going on?" Macao entered in the show and Cana forgot about Laxus, Bixlow and Lucy. "Cana, I love you! I know I have a son but my marriage was a failure because I fell in love with you!"

"Oh, Macao! Why didn't you say it before? I love you too!"

"Nah… it's okay."

The runes disappeared but inside where new couples (and threesome) were forming, they didn't watch it.