Dear Leliana.
Will you please keep the amount of bird crap to a minimum in my work area? I pace back in forth a lot, sometimes for no particular reason. Sometimes I'll be gently musing on the Fade and a splatter of white and black poop lands nearby. Very distracting. Especially when it lands right on my shiny head.
I have no hair to protect me from such projectiles and I feel Josephine is annoyed with the amount of refills I've had to request for my wash basin to clean my skin of that filth. Any chance you can move the ravens and courier birds to a more outdoor location? Oh! More crap! I hope I can save that book! It's precious.
Sincerely,
Solas
P.S. What are you feeding them?
P.P.S. Maybe we should get a janitor in here.
P.P.P.S. Some crap just got in my tea.
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. Notes from Leliana -
This is definitely not what I was expecting when I saw it was from Solas. He has my sympathy. Maybe I can have a better place for the birds picked out. Oh, I feed the birds a healthy diet of seeds and nug meat(Depending on their diet requirements).
. Notes from the Inquisitor -
I told him to not set up right there! Oh well, I suppose a janitor could be hired. Josephine should be able to take care of that, since it involves monetary things.
.Notes from Josephine -
Ugh, he wasn't kidding about the refills-ahem, I mean, it was no problem whatsoever. I will hire a janitor immediately.
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A/N Did anyone else notice that Solas was set up right beneath Leliana's birds?