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"So Edward," The woman I had been introduced to as Emily who happened to be Leah's cousin was trying to make polite conversation as everyone ate the salads we would have before the actual dinner. "Sue mentioned something about you composing your own music. Do you have a specific genre you compose or do you dabble in a bit of everything?"

I set my fork down and laced my fingers with Leah. Since her earlier reaction to my kissing her I figured my goal for tonight would be seeing how far I could push her before she snapped. It would keep me entertained throughout this farce of a dinner anyways. I shot her a look full of pure adoration before answering her cousin. "Well usually I just go with whatever inspiration I have at the moment. I feel that if you limit yourself to one genre of music that you do not give yourself enough creative freedom. Lately most of my work has been centered on my lovely fiancée. She has become my muse since the moment I met her. Whenever I think of her I can't seem to stop myself from writing a new piece."

"That has got to be one of the sweetest things I've heard!" Her cousin gushed with a pleased sigh. I could tell that Sam was not feeling the same way. He glowered at me before sinking lower in to his seat. "Have you thought about writing a piece for the wedding?"

"I actually have a few ideas in mind." I replied vaguely before going back to my salad. I hoped that by acting as if I were busy eating people would direct the conversation elsewhere.

My plan seemed to be working as Emily turned to her cousin with a sugary sweet smile. "Well your fiancée is just a charmer isn't he?"

I smirked in to my salad before it vanished well I felt Leah kick me under the table. "He is something else that is for sure."

"Have you decided on any wedding details yet?" Her cousin asked with an innocent smile on her face. I could tell she was fishing for something, but I was not exactly sure for what she was fishing for exactly until she opened her mouth again. "Have you chosen your maid of honor? I remember when we were kids and we said we would be each other's maids of honor-"

My fake fiancée quickly cut her off by motioning to my sister. "Well since we are no longer children and things have changed drastically since then I have asked Alice to be my maid of honor. She will also be planning the wedding since she is rather good at bossing people around and becoming and evil dictator when she wants to be. So if you have any questions about the wedding you should direct them her way. I was never good with planning and the only thing I want is to be married to the man I love."

I had to cover my snort of amusement at the way she said love. It was almost as if saying that one word would slowly kill her in the most painful of ways possible. I had to credit her from deflecting the line of questioning away from her though. That had been genius and apparently worked really well in her favor since her cousin and my sister were not talking about floral arrangements and such. It appeared that Emily was trying to bring Bella and Jacob in to the conversation, but they did not act as if they were all that interested. Talks of weddings bored Bella and Jacob was her lap dog so anything she disliked he would dislike as well in order to keep her happy. From my own personal experience it was better to agree with Bella than disagree with her if you wanted to live a happy nag free life.

It was my mother's conversation with Sue that caught my attention and had me choking on my food. "I cannot wait for them to have children. I always wanted to be a grandmother! I even went to one of those sites were you can put in a picture of two people and see what their children will look like. Would you like to see the pictures I brought them with me just in case. I did one of a boy and one of a girl."

Leah's mother broke out in to a huge grin as she nodded. "I would love to see them! I once told Leah that when she had children of their own they were going to be ten times worse behaved than she was. It will be her punishment for putting me through hell when she was a teenager. I am hoping she will have twins to make it twenty times worse. Did you know that twins run in our family? Leah was supposed to be a twin, but while in development she devoured the other one? I always told everyone she had a big mouth."

"Isn't that the truth?" Jacob sniggered until Leah glared at him and he immediately shut up.

"It's her dominating personality." Sam muttered refusing to look at the pictures our Leah and I's would be one day children when my mother tried to hand them to him so that they could be passed around the table.

"Isn't it a little early to be thinking about children?" My Quilette roommate asked the very question I wanted to, but could not seem to enough air in my lungs to speak.

I couldn't agree with her more. The very idea of having kids ever was making it so that I never wanted to have sex again. Don't get me wrong or anything because I adore kids as long as they weren't mine. When Alice and Jasper finally had children I would be a great Uncle because at the end of the day I would be able to send them home with their parents and not have to worry about them anymore. As the pictures were handed around the table I could feel myself growing queasy and I hoped with all my heart and soul this talk of children would soon be over and done with, but since when did things ever go the way I wanted?

TBC…

AN: So again I broke the actual dinner in to parts since I am still not feeling well and have started taking online classes so that is a lot of work for me. I hope that you all liked this chapter and I would love to hear your thoughts about it. The dinner will be continued in the next chapter.

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