Hello! This omake is based on the story where Bixlow strips for Lisanna dancing for her (I want some of that piece of ass too!)

Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima, but we all enjoy thinking about this kind of thing and torturing his characters ;)

Omake XI - Levy's birthday.

What can you give to a bookworm? Something different from books. She was going to have tons of books because everyone was going to get her a different book. Gajeel needed to be different. Maybe he could give her a song? It would be disastrous, every time he got on the stage, he panicked, his hands became sweaty and he had to wear sunglasses and… it was awful.

The day was approaching and still he was looking through a lot of different stores until he came to jewelry and he saw it, a silver necklace with the same blue colour than Levy's hair. Looking at the price and knowing that he had the amount of money, he entered the shop with his most friendly smile – which was terrifying for everyone else – and asked for it.

His nightmare started right after he left the store with the black velvet box between his hands. Firstly something impeded him to walk and then, when he looked up, he found a red/green eyes… he was lost.

"We got him." Fried nodded to Bixlow's words. "That was pretty easy."

"Just like Laxus said." Laxus was waiting for them near the guild with a big box. "Let's go, the party is about to start and we have to get it ready."

Fairy Tail's Hall, one hour after Gajeel 'abduction'.

Everyone was gathering around the girl of the party, Levy McGarden since she was celebrating her 18th birthday it was going to be a real huge party. Cana was already drunk but she was holding her present, waiting patiently to hand it in to the Solid Script Mage, Lucy and Lisanna had brought a bit huge box – since they were a couple, they had just one gift – Natsu was talking to them, holding a little bag of a famous clothes shop, Erza, Juvia an Gray were talking alongside, each one with a present… and so on.

"It's presents' time!" The door flew open and Evergreen arrived with Laxus and the Raijinshuu, carrying the biggest red box in the guild. "We're the last!"

Every mage started handing their gifts, so in the end it was like this:

Natsu brought a green silk neckerchief with golden stitches.

Cana got two glasses decorated with silver lines and a champagne bottle.

Elfman and Mirajane cooked for her a turkey and gave her a book of poetry in Latin.

Droy cultivated a special flower that was able to sing if it was happy (Levy didn't like it too much, but she couldn't voice her opinion)

Jet thought a pair of heels would be useful for her and Levy threw them to his head.

Macao, Makarov, Gildarts, Erza, Juvia and more opted for a better option… new books, rarer and more powerful books. Gray gave her a beautiful ice-made statue of herself reading a book, it was 'eternal ice' and it would shine if she was in a good mood.

"These are our presents, Levy-chan!" Lucy handed her the box. "Hope you like them."

It was a shelf. The wood was dark… almost black, with gold details drawing the constellations and there was two books in it. One of them, small… 'The Kamasutra'? Levy was shocked and then she blushed deeply and then, the other was 'The adventure of a Fairy Tale' by Lucy Heartfilia.

"Oh, my god! It's… it's your book, Lu-chan!" Levy hugged her friend and squealed already in love with the story.

"I told you it would be the best present, Lu-nya." Lisanna whispered in her lover's ears and smiled warmly.

"Ok, ok… cosplayer queen, that was great but we have the best present!" Bixlow pushed with his foot the big – and heavy and moving – box. "Open it, bookworm. You will love it."

With the moving box, Levy was a bit more careful… they were the Raijinshuu, she didn't know what to expect from it so she peep inside the gift before she let out a yell, and covered it with his tiny hands and a nosebleed.

"How… When… What the hell?" Levy cleaned the blood and looked at the smiling Raijinshuu. "Why did you do this?"

"Don't worry, Levy-chan, we know you love it… I heard you in the sleepover we had last week at Fairy Hills." Such a confidence Ever had on herself. "But the idea was Laxus' and Fried and Bixlow caught him."

"What is it, Levy? Do you want me to stab it for you?" Erza proposed with a sword in her hands.

"Don't… I mean… No, thank you."

'Open it!', 'Let me see too' were some of the guild's yells and in the end Natsu burned the box wanting to see what was inside it… Ok, maybe he shouldn't have done it…

Gajeel was inside. Wearing a pair of black boxers, a ball gag in the mouth, a leather collar and he was on his knees with his wrist and ankles tied up with a red ribbon. Nothing else. Nothing more.

Nobody moved for a second… then everyone started laughing and cat-calling and more, doing Gajeel's humiliating even worse.

"I'm definitely in love with this present, thank you!" Okay… maybe it wasn't that bad. He always could kick some asses tomorrow.

"Laxus, wait a bit…" Erza called with a devious smile. "How much is it for a present like this for my birthday?"

"Don't know. How much do you think it would take to catch Jellal?"