To Anyone, From Everybody

by DraconicSecrets115

A series of letters from Dragon Age: Inquisition. They are written to anyone and are from everybody. Let the creativity begin as humorous, embarrasing, and interesting letters are circulated throughout Thedas, and find out the thoughts of those who see them. With regards from the characters from Dragon Age. (Contains spoilers!)

7. Dear Inquisitor - On the Giant Nugs

A/N Here's the request on the nugs, hope you enjoy! XD

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Dear Inquisitor.

What the heck is that thing in the barn? It was very disturbing to me and my friend, who is racist. It looked like a cross between an ape, a rhino, and a deer. My friend, who doesn't like elves, said that it was caused by a nug-humping elf bastard who had problems, and made that. Made that? Literally? Is that even possible? Is there a particular reason for this giant nug to be here? How did you capture it? So many questions. Maybe you should write a book or give a speech. Something! I MUST KNOW!

Oh, they are bringing yet another one in. I must go see it!

It is a nug, right?

From,
The random person in Skyhold

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. Notes from the Inquisitor -
Well, this is interesting. I'm sure the giant nug had nothing to do with a nug-humping elf bastard. Also, I do not have time to address anyone particular on this matter.

. Notes from Sera -
Couldn't stop laughing at that thing! Got me new material!

. Notes from Varric -
Nugs. Such a controversial topic. And a BIG one.