Hello! I really laughed writing this one… just because it's true! And you readers know it! Please, review!

Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima, otherwise I would have tons of hot guys around me!

Omake XII – The truth telling bottle!

Once upon a time… a little bottle that always told the truth. Kings, queens, knights and wizards, everyone would ask a question, and the bottle would reply.

"I'm just a bottle but I can tell you… that your queen with other man is." And everyone would know that it was the truth.

But it used to land on dishonest people, when it fell between Fairy Tail's hands…

"Gajeel, I think you suck at singing, please, stop killing our ears. But your musical skills with the guitar are pretty awesome" (Pantherlily)

The truth was pretty harsh and… too much honest.

"Lucy, I had read your novel twice by sneaking into your room." (Levy)

"Sometimes, Levy-chan can be a little too nerd and it scare me." (Droy)

"When Bixlow displays his tongue… it turns me one." (Erza)

"I like seeing how Gray search for his clothes totally naked." (Cana) "Such a pity he always finds them."

"Fried's hair freaks me out." (Laxus) "I electrify Fried because he frightens me."

"Evergreen is not manly, she is a hot woman." (Elfman)

"I like play matchmaker because I'm too shy to say that I like someone." (Mirajane and she ran away crying because of this.)

"I'm fast everywhere… even in the bed, that was why my girlfriend left me." (Jet – he was crying too now.)

"I love yaoi, yuri and hard hentai." (Laki – we always knew she was weird.) "But I prefer to sneak into Lisanna's room when she is making out with Lucy."

"I'm on a relationship with Lucy… we are sex buddies because Natsu can't choose one of us." (Lisanna)

"I'm sorry, Lis… I'm on a relationship with Gray." (Natsu)

"I like to masturbate Natsu with an ice-made cock." (Gray – Ok, that was… unnecessary)

"I love Charle, but Pantherlily is cute too." (Happy – Oh, he was blushing! And Lily too!)

"I don't like Happy because he is naked!" (Charle)

"I don't like fighting that's why I always run away, but I'm pretty powerful myself." (Wendy… such… confidence.)

"Juvia feels good when she is hit with electroshock." (Juvia… Laxus, run!)

"Shrimp… I hate books, keep them away from my bedroom." (Gajeel. Why were Levy's book in your bedroom?)

"I love my babies like real kids and I'm looking for a mother for them." (Bixlow, that was… sweet?) "And I try to seduce Lucy, but she was too busy… with her tongue down on Lisanna's throat."

"It turns me on when Elfman says that something is manly… but if he calls me 'manly' again… I'm going to use BDSM on him." (Evergreen. I knew it! She is into bondage!)

"I don't love Laxus. He is my friend and I admire him! I actually prefer to be near someone like Mirajane… she doesn't electrify me when she is angry." (Fried.)

"It turned me on when Bixlow caught Lisanna and me in the infirmary." (Lucy) "I think we can let him in the next time, Lisanna-chan."

And so it when… until the bottle fell in the ground and broke… too much information for it, it preferred to die!