A/N This is in response to a request for a letter from Corypheus! Thanks for the suggestion!
Sorry for the big wait, but I kind of got out of Dragon Age there for awhile. I am hoping to post more soon. Hopefully this gives you a laugh!
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Dear Inquisitor,
Perhaps you think you've won! Perhaps you believe you are safe now. Just like the last ten times I...well, didn't quite succeed in defeating you. That's not the point!
Anyways, think again! Just because you managed to take The Well of Sorrows from me does not mean you have saved your pathetic life! Yes, I was told my face gave everything away when I saw that the Well was lost to me. That look upon my face? That wasn't anger, no. Nor was it bewilderment or fear! I fear nothing - least of all, you! That was simply the look of indignation that you would dare to stand in the way of a true god! I will see you cast down with you false 'Maker'! There is no hope for you or any of your people now that you have defied me once more!
Nothing will protect you from my wrath when I find you! I will... Well, I will simply allow you use your imagination on what I shall do, for I cannot be bothered to think of something at this moment(I'm incredibly busy trying to figure out if I have any men left to fight you with...haven't been able to find any, yet, but I know they're there somewhere - probably hiding in the woods, the cowards). The day of reckoning approaches, and no floating, naked person or other random obstacle will save you next time! The sky shall rain death for your Inquisition!
From,
The Now-Very-Angry Elder One(who is going to kill you painfully)
P.S. Don't forget to tremble in fear when you hear my name!
.Notes from the Inquisitor -
Ugh, is he ranting again? This is the sixth letter he's sent us since I escaped him in Haven. He is so annoying! I had no idea he was so intent on sending us this pointless mail! ...and no, Corypheus definitely looked angry and bewildered and scared when he failed to take the Well, so don't let anyone believe a single word of this letter(Except the part where he can't find his men - we killed them all).
By the way, was that last part supposed to be scary? Corypheus is a failure in every way...why does he use so many exclamation points? I mean, is he yelling in his letter or just trying to be dramatic?
.Notes from Sera -
Bwhahahaha, what is this crap? Can't stop laughing! Sorry, Inquisitor...actually, I'm not. Hahahaha, stupid Coryphetus!
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A/N - So, the naked person thing was a reference to the mysterious lady who rises from The Well of Sorrows in the following cut-scene after you decide who takes it. Also, I have not played the last two DLCs that were released(The Descent, and Trespasser), so I won't be able to write about those...yet. Thanks for reading!