Author's Note: Hello again fellow readers! It might seem weird because I was posting with my cousin's computer, and I have never used her computer.
Yes, I play The Legend of Zelda. I can only play Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass as I only have a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo 3DS (Which is already good enough). I just finished Spirit Tracks. (I know I'm slow)
Anyways, enjoy!
"WAKE UP, MAGGOT! AND YOU TOO, YOUNG WOMAN!" Soldier yelled, arousing me from my slumber.
Shut up already, I thought. In my frustration, I put my pillow over my head to help drown the noise.
"Guten morgen, Frau Zelda. I suggest you to vake up as soon as possible or Herr Soldier vill bash through zhe door," Medic said as he was going to get his lab coat.
"Good morning, Medic." I said, giving up. I put on a jacket and walked out of the room. Pyro cooked breakfast. It looked scrumptious. Engineer told me that there was mail intended for me. I went to the mailbox and took the package, and then I opened it.
There was a note that said:
Welcome to the BLU team, Zelda.
The Administrator informed me that you are already being recognized by respawn.
You are required to wear your uniform throughout your mission.
Good luck and happy working.
-Pauling.
There was a blue collared t-shirt and a checkered dress in black with a belt. There was a satchel attached to the belt. A pair of knee-length socks was stuffed into the Adidas athletic shoes. There was an aviator hat and aviator glasses tinted light blue on top of the outfit.
Sweet, I thought, and went into the washroom, then changed into the outfit. A question suddenly hit me. How did the Administrator know that I'm here? A few seconds later, I had an answer. She's supposedly all knowing. Of course she'll know.
I braided my hair and put on the hat. I waltzed out of the room and ate my breakfast, only to be met by a baffled Scout. "Hey, what the hell are ya doing wearin' my shoes?!" he demanded.
"Take a chill pill, Scout. The Admin sent me these." I retorted. He walked away, frustrated.
"Oi, Shelia, you look pretty good in that," Sniper said.
"MISSION BEGINS IN TEN MINUTES!" The Administrator screeched through the loudspeaker.
I hastily finished my breakfast and rushed to the respawn room with the others. Spy approached me and said, "Bonjour, Mademoiselle Zelda, you look very pretty today."
"Oh, you flatter me a lot, Spy," I pretended to be sophisticated.
"For your information, mon cheri, all your weapons are in there." He pointed towards an unmarked locker, as the others are marked with wach mercenary's emblem. I hastily thanked him and went towards the locker.
As I opened the locker, my carbine rifle was there all right, although it seems polished. A few more magazines were right beside it. The revolver Spy gave me was also there. I put the revolver on the gun holder on my belt and slung the carbine rifle on my back.
"MISSION BEGINS IN SIXTY SECONDS!"
I readied myself at the gate, next to the Heavy and Medic duo. "Frau Zelda, if you are injured, you could just call me, und I vill come und heal you. Zhere is also health packs scattered throughout zhe battlefield, so you should'nt be vorried if I didn't come and heal you." Medic informed.
"Got it." I replied. Scout popped out of nowhere and said, "Uh… Zelda, sorry for snappin' at ya earlier, and I want you to take this," he handed me a baseball bat.
"Ugh, Scout, do you really need to pop out of nowhere to scare me? By the way, why would you give me a baseball bat out of the blue (No pun intended)?" I jumped a little.
"Ya know, what will ya do of you run outta ammo? I see tha' you don't have a melee weapon, don't ya?" Scout explained.
"Alright, thanks." I took the bat from him.
"MISSION BEGINS IN TEN SECONDS!"
I put on the pair of aviator sunglasses.
"FIVE!"
Here goes.
"FOUR!"
"THREE!"
And how I hate countdowns.
"TWO!"
"ONE!"
The gate opened and everyone began shouting his battle cry.
"LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE DOOR."
"Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!"
"Move 'em out!"
"Freedom!"
"Raus, raus!"
I took a deep breath and as adrenaline rushed through me, I ran towards the battlefield.
When I was halfway to the intelligence room, a RED Scout looked at me, surprised. A few bullets through his head helped a lot. But what I never noticed was a Pyro who is right behind the Scout. Before I could react, s/he set me on fire with his/her flamethrower. I felt the fire engulfing me as s/he stared at me intently. I slumped to the floor, realizing that I cannot hold on much longer.
"Medic…" I murmured. Seconds later, someone said "Jawohl," The sound of a minigun firing is getting closer. Suddenly, energy surged through me. "Is leetle girl okay? Here, eat Sandvich." A deep Russian voice said while he handed me a sandwich. I took a bite of the sandwich and I was instantly extinguished. I was amazed at the tastiness of the sandwich and it's ability to extinguish flames.
"Zhere, zhere, nobody likes zhe feeling of being set on fire alive," Medic comforted, still healing me.
Soon after, I was energetic again. "Thank you, Heavy, for letting me eat your sandwich, and Medic, for healing and encouraging me." I thanked them.
"Bitte schon, gut luck, und now go get zhe intelligence." Medic replied.
"Leetle girl can win for us." Heavy encouraged.
I nodded and headed towards the intelligence room. As Medic had said before, the room containing the intelligence is indeed heavily guarded. I snuck behind the RED Engineer and pointed the revolver on his head.
"Help!" he yelled. His sentry gun detected me and immediately fired towards us. It killed its own master. Suddenly, it started to have blue sparks enveloping it, and exploded into a pile of junk.
Our Spy uncloaked and said, "I sapped the sentry. I was expecting the Scout to get here first, but amazingly, you arrived first. Just take the briefcase and bring it back to our base. Take the sewers, as the other exit has a Sniper. I am going to kill him now. Good luck on bringing it back to our base."
I ran through the sewer and I saw a RED Soldier patrolling. I slammed the bat on his head and he was knocked out instantly. Then I shot him on the head in case he wakes up. The way back to the base was as smooth as silk. It actually felt exhilarating running back to the base and before I knew it, The Administrator said, "Victory."
Actually, the outfit is simply FemScout's outfit, and to let her face be created in your imagination, Zelda does not look like FemScout. The aviator hat is simply Aviator's Assassin (I love a pilot's outfit.). The aviator sunglasses, well, you guessed it, just FemSniper's glasses tinted blue. I'm going to make Zelda near-sighted (I actually am.). ._.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it!
I hate countdowns. I was always scared of the sound of flag offs. But the good thing is they provide a lot of energy for me to start a race.