Lockdown

Allison and Remy made their way back inside PPTH for the first time in four months. They wanted to share their news personally. Neither ate on the plane nor had they even gotten a hotel room yet. They decided that food was a good idea, a necessary idea for what they were about to tell House…

And they were in the cafeteria when the lockdown happened. They knew things were a little too sporadic for a quick and easy trip to tell your best friend and former boss that you got married finally and were trying to have a baby… They sat in a booth and waited a couple minutes when they saw Wilson sighing and looking around.

He grinned as he walked over here, "Hey guys…"

"Hi Wilson." They both said, "What are you doing here?"

"We have some news and we wanted to tell House and you and Foreman maybe if we see him in person…" Cameron smiled.

"Well?"

"Oh no… we're not telling you until we can tell House… he'll get offended…" Thirteen smirked.

Wilson nodded and looked at both of them. Thirteen looked to Cameron, "What now?" She asked hopefully.

"Truth or dare?" Wilson asked.

"Oh, no, you don't want to mess with me. True or dare queen at Newton North."

"It's true… she always wins…" Cameron nodded.

"I was kidding. I'm sure we can find something interesting to talk about without relying on some juvenile game."

"Sure." Thirteen nodded. She put her hand over Cameron's shoulders and all of them pursed their lips for a moment before Wilson sighed, "Truth." He said, making Cameron and Thirteen smirk.

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"Truth." Thirteen said looking at Wilson.

"All right. Have you ever had a threesome?"

"No."

Wilson was completely shocked, "You haven't?"

"Wait, just…" She knit her brows, "Just because I'm bisexual?"

"Well, yeah."

"Do you understand what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once." She said with a scrunched face, making Cameron and Wilson laugh, "And by the way, you didn't ask me if I'd had a foursome. Truth or dare?"

"Wait. You've had a foursome?"

"No, but now you've asked me two questions, so I get to ask you two."

"You see why she was the queen." Cameron smirked.

Wilson hit the table in frustration, "Oh!"

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"Truth." Thirteen looked at Wilson.

"How did your dad react when you come out to him?"

"He made me tea. Seriously. Doesn't matter what I tell him. He smiles, tells me he supports me, and makes me some peppermint tea. Truth or dare?"

"Um, truth."

"Are you dating anyone?"

"Now? No."

"Interesting…" Thirteen started, then her wife finished for her when he looked at them questioningly.

"You added a modifier." Cameron provided, "Truth." She looked at him.

"Um, when you and Remy..."

"No, no. No." Cameron waved her hand in the air.

"What?"

"If it was something personal about her or us, I just don't think that's right to answer… not when you could be asking what we're here for."

"That's the whole point of this game — something personal, preferably embarrassing, or all knowing so I could for once trump House."

Cameron smirked, "Just pick something else."

"You see, this is your problem. You both act like you're so liberal and open, but you are the least —"

"I changed my mind. Dare. Just no nudity."

"Yes, nudity. I want you to show… your breasts… to Taub."

Thirteen laughed, "That is the most idiotic dare ever. Have you ever played this game?"

"Well, I thought showing me her breasts would be a little exploitative." He looked at the brunette.

"Your dare is in the future, genius." Thirteen said, telling him the real reason it was stupid.

Wilson looked to Cameron to see her giving him the same look Thirteen was, "Hey, if you're saying you won't do it..."

"No, no, no, no. Of course I'll show my breasts to Taub. Tomorrow, perhaps if we're still here, or maybe some time next year on a visit, you know, because I'm honor-bound. Truth or dare?"

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As the night progressed, they learned that Wilson was secretly almost back together with ex-wife number one, and they got Wilson to fail miserably while trying to steal a dollar… probably the highlight of their lockdown.

As the lights all came back on and the lockdown ended, they all made their way up to the fourth floor. House looked stoic, as per usual, but he sat up a little straighter when he saw them walking his way. He got up and walked around the desk, knowing that Cameron would hug him whether or not he wanted her to, not matter the position… so he just made it easier on everyone.

"What are you lesbians doing here…? I thought you were all 'this place is toxic; we want a family…'?" He looked at the blonde as she held on tight to his middle.

"We do… that's what we were coming to talk to you guys about…" Cameron smiled.

"Al wanted you all to know that it's starting… we got married last week and we're looking into sperm donors now." She smiled.

House looked from Thirteen to Cameron, "If you want a sample, you're gonna have to bring the fetus here every so often…" House looked at them.

Cameron rolled her eyes, "While I admit that a House and me baby would be… interesting… I don't want your sperm…" She shook her head. "We wanted to tell you that if we have a boy it's gonna be named after you." She said as she looked up at House.

He didn't really know how to react. Wilson had to tell him that it's a good thing and House only nodded… he made a quick excuse to leave and as the other men came in said their greetings and left as well, they found themselves leaving for New York a lot sooner than planned, "I told you we needed to tell him now so that he can get used to it." Cameron said as they were walking out.

"Yeah… I didn't think he'd be that freaked out, though…" When Cameron gave her a look she sunk forward, "Okay, I did…" She shook her head. "Oh hey…" She pointed to Taub who was ahead of them as they were headed for the door, "May as well get it over with…"

Cameron gave her wife another look then nodded as they continued walking.

Taub turned around and smiled, "Interesting night, huh?" Cameron lifted up her sweater and her bra and paused for a split second at the door. Taub's face stayed in the half smile he originally gave them as he stared and kept staring after they finished passing him, "Interesting night." They heard him say as he finally walked from the door.