A/N: Okay, this chapter was rather long so I took one whole day to do it. Please forgive me for not uploading earlier as I was somewhere with no Internet access :3 Oh and I added some paragraphing.
I JUST SAW THAT THIS DOCTOR WHO FIC (the jo bel one) JUST GOT REMOVED!
**"'Braccas meas vescimini!'I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!" - PJO **
ALrite yall almos all of dis chaptr is ediyted bi me nd darryl. (Ooh. Is darryl's language better than yours? Im so excited!) So I dDINT steel it ok. (Do you think this protect your stories from flames? I'm sorry, but it is not working. AT ALL. MUAHAHA!)
Docter Who Chptr 4 (Wow. Docter Who is spelt correctly!)
I relly tink ta grammer s bedder in dis chapr. (I really dont think so. Everything has, to coin a popular term, deproved.)
Da Docter iz sooooooo SXY. (Erhm. TMI) Hiz lipz r lik fir and water (how is that SEXY?) nd blood and perlo (? What's perlo? Oh, and blood isn't supposed to be sexy. Even if you are a vampire,.and don't you insult them by claiming to be one!) and is end wind n raen n fier(you mentioned fire already! And isn't rain the same as water?)
"I luv u Sallee!" (Sallee. Another variation of Sally. Well isn't Jo Bel ever so creative, inventing ever so many names for her "stolen" characters.) Da Doktor Hoo (I see a leopard never changes its spots.) sd,
'I luv u 2!111" I sd anaoyidly (What is this? Jo Bel never fails to give me more questions than she can answer.)
Sudnly! A! Nothern! Dalk! Showed! Up! (I proclaim you a sufferer of the Extreme Usage Of Exclaimation Marks Disease.)
"I LUV U SALLLEE!1111" (Not another one. Sheesh - does she have some kind of hormone that makes those guys fall madly in love with her? I see no other explanation) it screamed in ets annoying nOrThurN acEEnt. (Lets ignore that part. I have no grudge whatsoever against Northeners.)
Wht da freekin hekk!11" I screemes.(screemes - the combination of screams and Jo Bel flavour ice cream. Yuck.)
"Saev me Saly!111" da docter WHO sd. (Again, Dorkter calls for help from his heroine. This is SO new.)
i shot it w/ mi pchfruk. IT DEID!11111 (Her pitchfork must have magic powers.)
salleee u saved me) da dokter sd. (Am I the only one who finds this very familiar?)
\:I knoe I did!" I shoted. (She shot Dorkter Who, then herself. Happy Ever After!)
Den da dokter hoo sed. (._.) I hav aa secrit for u job el. (Your secret is no more a secret, Dorkter. Jo Bel is such a gossipmonger, now everyone who reads this will know your secret. Smart move, bro.)
OMG wat is it. (Random.)
I hav to tel u…..
…
….. (Jo Bel cannot think of what to say because of her limited brain cells.)
MI REEL NAM!111111111111111111111111 (Atlantis Complex on the move!)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH wat is it. (Punctuation?)
Darryl, he said anorexicly. (Is that supposed to be sexy?)
''wow you ar soo hot daryl. (The way Jo Bel celebrates her "love" for darryl makes me want to puke)
No call me docter hoo. No1 must evr know mi tru nam!11111 (isnt Jo Bel anyone? :/)
"ok. Wta do we do now.: (A question?)
'we must kil a gay man, namd captin jak. (From one of the reviews - thanks so much - I have gathered that my guess is right. Don't you lay a single finger on him, Jo Bel!) Because gay people r so dum. (This is so false.)
I know, rite!11 (No I dont know because I don't think the same way as you. If I did I would commit suicide.)
SuDNLy A MEN wlkd up!111 it wAS… … .. . .. . . .. … …. …. … … … … … .. … ABREHUM LINKIN! (NOO! Why Lincoln?)
TOOOOOOOO BE CONTINUUUEED!1111111111111111111111 (Stop it please! I can't take any more of this, and im sure those readers can't too!)