Author's Note: HELLO! Thank you all for sticking out, once again. I was working 29 hours at a grocery store, and living in Florida while pushing carts isn't the best thing to be doing when you live literally right next to the sun. But anyways, I will changing the title to Russian Roulette. I was never good at titles and I'm not satisfied with the current one, so I hope you like it!
The next morning, Phineas wakes early in the morning while Ferb is still asleep, snoring a bit obnoxiously.
… I'm sleeping on him… Phineas scoots a bit away from Ferb to give him some personal space and just looks up to the ceiling.
I wish I knew what we're going to do today…
Ferb led Phineas out of the room and some of the workers took notice of the red haired teenager. They've seen a teenager with green hair for a couple weeks now but now they're just seeing a blur of colors. Both teenagers were wearing black coats to bare the work in the winter.
"Alright Phineas, don't do anything suspicious. You are merely my cousin from another village that needed work." Ferb explained. Phineas nodded and both walked towards a lady outside the worker's quarters monitoring the jobs for today.
This mistress was one of the nicer ones, you can tell by the way she greets you every time you walk by. Always having a smile on, Anna always gets the job done by the way she treats the working force of the farm. She was wearing a brown coat with a green patterned skirt on. Her brown hair was tied in a ponytail with her blue eyes are blooming with life.
"Hello Ferb! How are you doing today?" Anna greeted. She clapped her hands together when she sees Phineas, "And who is this young fellow?"
Phineas looked down a bit, he's a smidge nervous on introducing himself until Ferb cutted in. "Oh, this is my cousin, Phineas. Another farm over in the neighboring village had to lay him off. Is there any way you can fit him in?"
Anna thought for a moment, and gave a smile to Ferb. "That will be no problem to me, Ferb. You are one of our best builders we've seen in the farm in a long while." She turns to Phineas and stuck her hand out, "It'll be a pleasure seeing you work with us, eh?"
Phineas hesitated a bit and gave her hand a shake. "Um… Thank you, mistress."
"Oh please, feel free to call me Anna," She turns to Ferb and says, "I actually need you both to start on a new shed for our supplies, there's an empty area by the other lovely shed you built the other day." Anna took a breather and smiled, "Well then, I will see you both later!" Anna waved goodbye and walked off to the fields.
Ferb turns to Phineas and gave him an assuring look. "Look like we'll be building a shed today." Phineas is still looking down on the floor, his gaze was unfocused. Ferb can tell he's still nervous.
"Hey," Ferb tipped Phineas' chin up, "It'll be alright. Just follow my lead, okay?" Phineas gives Ferb a small smile and nods.
"Good, because I know what we're going to do today."
Phineas and Ferb went over to the empty area next to the humongous one Ferb built earlier.
Phineas whistled at the sight, "Whoa. That's a mighty chicken coop!"
"Yeah, well I wished it fell on one of the other ladies around here. They've been treating my father and I like crap." Ferb replied, "But thank you, it looks pretty sturdy if I do say so myself."
Phineas takes a step forward but gets pulled by the collar by Ferb. "Wha-"
Before Phineas got to say a word, a big and tall man walks past both of the boys. He didn't even notice any of them since they were extremely short compared to him.
"Whoa… Who's that guy, Ferb?" Phineas felt intimidated by how big that man is.
"Oh, that's just Django Brown. That bloke has muscles like a steam engine train. He's awfully rude, from what I heard…" Ferb rubs his chin, "He looks more like a painter than a builder to me."
Phineas gives Ferb a surprised look, "What! Look at those arms, Ferb! They're huge!"
"Looks can be deceiving, Phineas." Ferb pokes on Phineas' nose to which he wrinkled, "That is what you must learn in life. Anyways, let's get this building up, ol' chap."
Phineas and Ferb butted their heads together. Ferb was started to become more and more impressed at Phineas by the second. He knew from what to do first to what tools to use. So, they both decided that Ferb would level the ground while Phineas made the walls.
Twenty minutes rolls around, and the boys have almost the entire structure done. Phineas wasn't used to working on a shed before, but he loves it a lot. He never knew that building would be something he wouldn't mind doing, everyday for that matter.
"Phineas, could you hand me the hammer?" Ferb was on top of a ladder nailing down some of the columns outside.
"Sure! Give me a minute, okay?" Phineas walks around the corner and sees the pile of tools he laid down earlier.
He bends down to reach for one when a large hand grabs Phineas' left wrist.
"Eep!" Phineas looks up and sees Django looking straight down on him.
Django is breathing heavily on Phineas and then he spoke harshly to him, "Excuse me, little boy… That is my hammer you're grabbing…"
"Oh, that hammer? Hehe, no… That's Ferb's hammer! We brought it out from our room…"
Phineas then started to wiggle out of Django's grip, so Django started to tighten it.
"OW! Hey, um, that kind of hurts and this hand isn't healed from a previous situation-"
"QUIET." Phineas winced at the scream, "See, it has my name on the handle…"
Django picks it up and puts the handle in Phineas' face. Phineas squints and sees Ferb's initials on it… "Um… It says F.F…. For Ferb Fletcher…"
"CAN'T YOU READ." Django throws the hammer towards Phineas' stomach and punches Phineas in the face as he bent towards the large man.
"Oof!"
Phineas falls backwards and started covering his eyes while going into a fetal position.
"Aghh…."
Then, someone from behind starts to clear his throat. "Excuse me."
"Hm?"
Django heard someone behind him and as he was about to turn around, he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder and fell to the ground.
"Phineas!" Ferb ran over to his side and gasped from what just happened.
Ferb took Phineas' hand off of his face and a right eye was pretty bruised.
Ferb picked up Phineas and started walking to the worker's quarters.
After a few moments, Ferb began to spoke. "Mind if I ask… What happened?"
Phineas chuckled, "Well, a big man thought we stole his hammer and he kind.. I don't know, threw it at me and gave me a black eye?"
Ferb winced a bit when Phineas started groaning, "Did we finish the shed?"
Ferb raised an eyebrow and gives a small smile in reply, "Yes, yes we did."
Author's Note: Yes! I made Django a mini villain. I wanted to give an underrated character from the series a new twist, like right now making Ferb the lead man and Phineas the small little puppy that he is. It's super unfortunate that he didn't get a bigger spotlight after just one episode. But yes, Happy 4th of July!
