What the Hell
Yuki is now on an adventure and will continue until the twenty worlds are known to be in good character.
I looked at the girl and the girl's tranny dad; they were confused as to why I was on the ground and talking to myself. I looked at them and then at the ground then back at them.
"OH YUKI YOU ARE ALWAYS SO CUTE WHE YOU ARE LIKE THIS. I REMEMBER WHEN KOTOKO, was . . ." I cut the man off and pushed him off me, I didn't want to make Haruhi cry, on our first day of school.
Haruhi and I practically looked the same except for the color of our hair. Mine was white and she's a plain brown, I'm not complaining I just wish that I could have brown hair so I didn't stick out like a sore thumb.
"Um, dad we have to go now please be safe and make sure not to get hurt or anything while were gone." With that I grabbed Haruhi and ran out the door. I looked at our schedules and saw that we had all the same classes and some were advanced I wondered how I would get passed the advanced classes. I sucked at math in general and couldn't even pass kindergarten math and that was easy.
"Haruhi wanna find the class and then skip?" She didn't like that answer and started to scolded me well this is great I got a mother for a sister. She was still yelling when I opened the door to a random class room. "Oi sensei, where is class 2-A?" The teacher looked up from the book she was reading to the class and at us. She got this angry look in her eye and then she started to yell. I looked at her and then in the middle of her rant slammed the door shut. I looked at Haruhi who seemed to be in shock. This went on till we got to the second floor where we saw the classroom 2-A.
"Haruhi, why didn't you say that 2-A was on the second floor?" She looked scared at first then as she looked at me and started to defend herself and started yelling I opened the door. "That doesn't explain the fact that now the whole first floor of teachers hate us now," I paused and looked at the teacher that was teaching the class and then at the students. "Hey I'm Yuki, and this is Haruhi my younger brother by a second, is this class 2-A?" They sweat dropped and Haruhi poked my side. The girls looked at Haruhi and I, we looked at them and this went on for a while till I got annoyed. "Is there anything you want to know about us?" The whole classes raised their hands and were just shouting out questions, I panicked while Haruhi stood there calmly it was then that I grabbed her hand and rushed out the room. "Holy shit they can ask some questions. Eh, hey were out of class might as well skip." She looked at me and calmly went back to the classroom. I followed her cause I didn't want to be alone in this creepy school.
"Okay let's try this again, ask all the questions you want and we," I pointed to Haruhi and I. "Won't answer you." That seemed to do the trick as they asked questions that wouldn't be answered we walked to our desks.
"Oh wow look at Yuki he is so cute, I wonder how his skin is so clean, aww I wanna touch his hair, and I wonder if it's dyed." As I made my way to the back of the class where my desk was I saw Haruhi have to sit between two boys that looked exactly alike. I laid my head down and fell asleep.
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I can't believe her now we have to go around saying we are boys, I don't mind it I just didn't want to; well I guess it couldn't be helped. She ended up angering all the teachers on the first floor Imma have to go apologize later. As I sat down in the desk I looked over to see Yuki fall asleep, she made me so mad sometimes; she can sleep and not fail her classes. I saw that the boys that I had to sit behind were staring at me and her. Well I hope they aren't mean to us or anything
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We were in the middle of class when two guys came from nowhere and slammed the door open, the boy with brown hair was ranting about something and the boy with white hair ignored him, then he opened his mouth and started to talk to the teacher. "Oi sensei is this class 2-A?" I looked shocked at him and the brown haired boy looked at him and paled. The teacher started ranting and going on about manners and what not when the boy just slammed the door shut leaving a speechless teacher. I looked over at Kyoya and he seemed intrigued as well. The young teacher seemed to want to cry, and started rambling about how she isn't getting paid enough to teach snot nosed kids. I went to her and charmed her with my good looks and made sure that she was okay enough to teach class again.
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I can't believe that these two commoners are taking away our customers attention, we were in the middle of our act and the teacher was even drooling over us and then all of a sudden the door slams open.
"That doesn't explain the fact that the teachers on the first floor hate us now does it." The girls all looked over to see them standing there and they said something and then we zoned out, why should we care who they are they aren't rich so who cares?
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I heard the bell and woke up from my nap, I saw some girls surrounding my desk and they all had hearts in their eyes, I thought I was going to get raped or worse die.
"You girls aint going to rape me are you?" They squealed and I thought my ear drums were going to burst. I looked around the room trying to find Haruhi, but didn't see her; I then looked at the girls in front of me.
"Hey lovely ladies, have you seen my brother?" They squealed again and then they said something about outside. I stood up and excused myself, they were reluctant at first, but they eventually let me go, I was outside in and could feel somebody watching me. I looked and saw a blonde boy and a tall man, looking over at me, I then sprinted on.
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I ran for a long time before I finally found Haruhi in a building in front of an abandoned music room, it was past time to go and I saw that many of the students were still here. Weird usually they go home and lock themselves in their room and yell about how the world sucks and how parents don't understand my feelings. (Yes that does happen)
I was so mad here I thought Haruhi was kidnapped and would have whooped some ass to find her. "Damn it Haruhi I have been looking everywhere for you." I yelled she jumped and looked at me; she moved her hand to the back of her neck and rubbed it laughing nervously.
"I'm sorry I didn't know, um I was trying to study, but it was too loud in the libraries." I looked at her like she was crazy, and then looked at the door. "So you were going to come in here to study?" I looked at her through my glasses, my amethyst eyes showing. She nodded and opened the door. Rose petals came flying at us and I just moved out of the way before any could land on me. Haruhi wasn't so lucky and choked on some. I sighed and walked over to one of the couches in the room, since I already knew what was going to happen I just had to make sure that Haruhi made it to all the places she is supposed to go.
"Welcome to the host club!" Said a blonde idiot, which was babbling on and on about beauty, and long live host club, the twins cut in making it worse and Tamaki just babbled on and on and on about crap that didn't even make sense and then he asked her what her type going through all of them he then named his self and then got close to her and as if the vase was planted there she knocked it over. I sighed and got up. "Haruhi you're going to have to pay for that." I said the twins looked at me and then this coward in fear behind Tamaki who coward in fear behind the tall guy and the short boy on his shoulders.
I sighed again and looked at the boy with glasses. "You boy how much was that ugly vase." They looked at me and gasped, then hid deeper behind the tall boy with the little kid on his shoulders. The boy with the glasses looked at me casually and said "eight million yen." With that I walked to the door. "Yeah he will be your dog for the mean time I'm leaving see ya Haruhi, oh and don't break anything else." My hand was on the knob of the door when I felt arms encircle me and I thought of Auron. No we aren't in that world anymore we have to make sure Haruhi goes through everything she needs too. I didn't really care and this seemed to disengage the twin's attention. "Anyways if your done then I am going to flirt with more girl later Haruhi." With that the host club looked on astonished.
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I was in the garden and the girls were practically surrounding me, I just needed something to do so I could wait for Haruhi and her chores for the host club, yeah I know it was a little cold to sell her to the host club but it is what was supposed to happen I just sped it up.
I saw Haruhi come back to school grounds carrying two brown bags. "Excuse me ladies, but I have to help my clumsy brother." With that I left and heard them squeal about brotherly love.
"Hey brother, want some help?" She looked at me and glared, then she handed me one of the bags. "I'm still mad at you, ya know, how could you sell me like that?" I looked at her and nodded my head, then answered her question with my own. "Do you believe in fate?" She was so confused, we were already at the door and I opened it to reveal them all flirting at their own tables. "It's okay not to, I actually just wanted you to make as many friends as possible, yeah they maybe idiots, but in the future, you will see they will become more." With that I steered her over to Tamaki who was calling for us. "Thanks for doing the shopping for us little piglet, did you get everything on the list?" She looked dumb founded and looked at me. I smiled and she seemed to go off in her own little world. "Piglet," was what she mumbled and then Tamaki started to dig in the brown bag. "Hey what's this?" "Just what it looks like it is coffee." "What I never seen this before is this the coffee that is already grounded?" "What the hell are you talking about? It's instant coffee." The girls sitting across from us tilled their heads in questioning. "Instant," "Come on you had to of heard of instant before." "I will drink this coffee!" Tamaki exclaimed I face palmed and saw a glimpse of Tidus in the boy, I winced and looked away. "So Haruhi come make this for us." She went over and I stayed by the couch. "Please Tamaki your palate won't be able to stomach that crap." I looked to see a girl with red hair and silver eyes; she then looked at me and smiled. "I'm sorry I must have been talking to myself again." I looked at her and then walked away. "No problem crazy lady." She seemed shocked and was about to say something when I was out of the room feeling her glare on me.
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I left my stuff with Haruhi's because I knew that her belongings would be thrown in the little pond. I waited a few minutes and saw our stuff fly out the window. I ran to the pond and started to get all the stuff out.
The water was cold and reminded me of when Auron and I were in the water in the forest. I shook my head from the thoughts of us and then tried to find all of Haruhi's stuff first. I heard running and then some huffing. I turned to see Haruhi standing there on the brink of tears; I looked at her and then bent over to pick up the wallet handing it to her. She lifted up her pant legs and jumped in with me. We were laughing and then Tamaki came by. "Hey commoner, you have a lot of nerve skipping class like that, why are your bags wet?" I looked at Haruhi and she was pleading with her eyes.
"I pushed him in and he dragged me down with him. That's what siblings do make the others a living hell for them I guess." Haruhi thanked me silently and continued to pull my stuff out of the water. We heard another splash and looked to see Tamaki in the pond with us.
"NO, don't you'll get wet." Haruhi exclaimed I looked at her and saw Yuna, for a second and then it quickly vanished.
"Haruhi let him if he wants to besides water never hurt anybody." I kept on digging for my stuff and then we all got the last of it out.
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This is bullshit, I was chilling in the garden and all of a sudden I get kidnapped by a big guy and the little kid. At first I fought back and was sort of winning until the kid pulled a kunai from nowhere and pinned me to a tree.
"Damn it kid what the hell do you want?" At first he didn't answer and had this evil glare, then he pulled out his rabbit and hugged it to him, then he smiled like everything was all good. "Tamaki wants you at the host club because one of the customers requested you and Haruhi." I looked at him and couldn't help but think of Rikku. I shook my head and then looked at him. "Alright then let's go, by the way you cheated I didn't pull a weapon on you." He looked at me surprised and then smiled; I looked away from him and saw Mori standing there like a statue reminding me of the blue Ronso Kimari.
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Haruhi and I were currently sitting with the red headed silver eyed devil that was lying threw her teeth, she then started talking about Tamaki, I looked at her and then without thinking started to voice my opinions.
"Tsk, shut up woman, if anybody is in love with Tamaki, it's you, why would he go after a bumbling idiot like Tamaki. What are you stupid? If anything I would think," I heard an echo and saw Haruhi's lips move with mine on the last word. "Jealous" without a warning the table flipped and I was on top of the idiot red head. I had pushed Haruhi out of the way and was now blocking her from the red heads attack. It was futile to block Haruhi from the water because the twins made sure to get her too.
"W-why would you do that?" The red head asked, Tamaki went on about beauty and how one has to be kind to be in the host club I got up and was about to leave when the twins stopped me.
"Aren't you going to change?" I looked at them and then over at the other idiots of the club.
"I have no favor of being in dept to you idiots." I was almost at the door when Haruhi started to lecture me.
"Yuki you should at least take their offer of dry clothes, I don't want you to catch a cold." I looked at her and then smiled, "Haruhi, I have been in worse conditions worry about you." The smile still plastered on my face I walked out the door.
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Haruhi looked sad and we were all sweat dropping even Kyoya was sweat dropping and it takes a lot for him to be nervous.
"Um, Haru-chan does your brother hate us?" We all looked at Hunni sempai and then to Haruhi, she shook her head and walked to the changing room.
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How can a sibling be so cruel, Hikaru and Kaoru weren't like that in fact they couldn't even be ten feet apart without freaking out, it didn't make any since. I was walking to give Fujioka his towels, when I opened the curtain I saw a girl that looked like him and she was getting on the other shirt, I quickly closed the curtain and blushed.
A few minutes later she came out from behind the curtain wearing a yellow uniform. I had to keep myself from having a nose bleed turns out I was the only one that didn't know about Haruhi's secret.
YAY end of chapter one hope you like it sorry that it was so long I had to make sure I got everything. Don't hesitate to tell me if you hate it. I don't own Ohhc or FFX I own Yuki.