What the Hell

I looked up at the blue sky to see some clouds passing by, Haruhi and the hosts were out in the garden today, and that was usually where I spent my time. I looked over to see some of the girls spying on me; I smiled and looked to them. "You know ladies; you don't have to look at me from afar. Can't I see the beautiful face of the goddesses you are?" They squealed and ran over to sit by me.

"Um, Yuki Kun how come you don't join the host club?" I looked at the girl her emerald eyes filled with curiosity; I shifted so that I was closer to her. "So you would rather pay for my presence than see me for free?" Her blush deepened and I saw the other girls wishing they could be her. "Oh, I would rather be here with you than pay to see the hosts." She moved so her head was lying on my shoulder, I didn't mind and I learned to be open minded about these things.

It was then Haruhi came towards us her brows furrowed and looking confused. She shook her head and then started to come over, I was glad that she came over to see me, but then the twins got a hold of her, she tried to struggle, only to have her hair a tangled mess.

"Haruhi what classes are you taking this semester?" They seemed to bug her more since they found out she was a girl, I laughed and looked down to see the girls curiously looking at me.

"Sorry I was laughing at something a lover of mine once said." They perked up with interest and then as if deflating their bubble it was time for them to go. "Maybe I will tell you my secrets one day." They looked at me with hopeful eyes and then they were gone.

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I was looking for Haruhi to take her to the special boys' clinic; the nurses stopped me and ask that I look for her. The day before the boys were freaking out and asking me about ideas.

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"YUKI, you're a boy take Haruhi's place and save your poor sister." Tamaki had interrupted my nap I didn't mind, but then I looked over to see the entire host club members there. I sighed and sat up and looked at all of them, I was still half asleep, I looked at Tamaki and then saw Tidus, for some reason I had the urge to kiss. I got up and without thinking, pushed Tamaki and had him pinned to a tree he stopped his ranting enough to look at me and blush. "Tidus, I miss you." With that I crashed our lips together, then after a while I let him go and went back to sleep.

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The next moment I awoke and was tied down to the couch, I looked up to see Mori, and Hunni watching me. I moved a little, and looked up at them again.

"Good your finally awake, you can go ahead and untie him, I'm sure he is lucid enough not to kiss anybody else." I didn't know why, but the way he said that must mean I kissed somebody while in my dream state. I looked to see Haruhi trying to comfort Tamaki. I looked over at Kyoya and then at Mori who was getting the last rope off me.

"Now we need to discuss how to keep you sister's secret a secret. I was then that Tamaki woke from his day dream and was talking to Hikaru about jealousy. It was while Tamaki was busy calling the host members homos that I discussed it with Kyoya.

"Don't you have a special's boy clinic, why not schedule for Haruhi to go over there?" He then nodded his head and looked at me. "Yes I was scheduling you and Haruhi today; I thought you could be there when your sister needs you." I looked at him and then at the ground, I see so you know that I am . . ." He cut me off and placed a hand on my knee. "That you are gay, yes I always thought there was something odd about you." I looked him in his eyes and saw that he was telling the truth about not knowing about my true gender. It was then that Haruhi walked in they were trying to convince her to stay with them, and she was so oblivious that it took Mori to say fancy tuna just for her to decide to stay.

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I was about to go into the physical exam area when I felt arms encircle around me. I didn't panic and looked to see it was Mori and Hunni, they tugged me off somewhere and I was in a make shift room with Haruhi. I felt myself fall until I felt arms around me again. I looked to see Kyoya and Tamaki in here with us. Tamaki was talking and I zoned out only to hear confusion and laughter, I glanced at Haruhi and she looked angry. I guess she didn't notice us, because I then put a hand on her shoulder, she looked up at me and took my hand.

"Kyoya had a place for you to take your exam, so don't worry, it was also to get back at Tamaki for calling him homo supporting cast." She hugged me and we walked to the clinic, the girls all awed and squealed at us. I let Haruhi go and she went behind the curtain first, I went after her, she came back in and smiled, I smiled back and was about to leave when I saw a man come in. I covered Haruhi, not caring about my half naked state myself. The man grabbed Haruhi and I, by our arms and held us, I was about to kick his ass when he went sailing across the room. I looked dumb founded and saw Haruhi still in the same position except with someone's blazer trying to cover her. It was then that I felt a blazer over my head too.

"One, good looks that attract, and make women falls for us." The twins were behind Haruhi they had a glare and didn't notice I was there.

"Two, more wealth than you could ever imagine." Kyoya came out of the shadows and had this sick smirk on his face.

"Three, shivery that can't be over looked and caused by the hideous creatures of this world, must be stopped." Hunni and Mori said together, I sweat dropped at the last part of they're motto.

"The host club is here so watch out." The man was now groveling at our feet pleading his case apparently; he was looking for his daughter whom left with her mom because he was practically a dead beat.

"Kyoya find all the schools in this area and make sure he can find his daughter." I looked out the window, if only I had a real dad, and mother I wonder if I would of turned out like a normal teenager. It was then that I felt a pressure on my shoulder.

"Excuse me miss, but are you hurt in anyway?" I looked at Tamaki and smiled, he really was an idiot.

"Tamaki, you're a dumbass you know that?" He took a step back at my language and then started to lecture me about using lady like language. My glasses fell from my nose and revealed my amethyst colored eyes, he flinched and then gasped in realization.

"Y-Yuki, but, no this can't be, you can't be a girl." I looked at him again and placed my hand on his and led it to my boob. "Does that feel real enough for you?" He blushed and looked away retracting his hand, the twins then jumped in, with smirks on their mischievous little faces.

"We still don't believe you are Yuki. So we demand that we take a test to test your knowledge and loyalty." I looked at them and dead panned.

"Hell no perverts." They slung away and sat in a corner, Kyoya then came up. "I guess you hide your identity well, even Mori and Hunni Sempai didn't know your true gender." I looked at him and smiled, then patted his head. "It's okay not to know something's Kyoya." He walked out the room pulling a crying Tamaki and Mori pulling crying twins.

"Well I guess our physical is done with, wanna go home Haruhi?" I looked over and saw her down on the ground picking up something, I went over and saw that it was a ring and it looked familiar. I pulled it away from her hand gently and saw the words, my love Yuki. I smiled and put the ring on my finger.

YAY I'm so tired please tell me if you didn't like it or if it was boring and too much descriptive words. Thanks for reading.