What the Hell

So I noticed as I was rereading the last chapter that there was a few mistakes, for one it was supposed to be the twins comforting Tamaki, I hope that didn't confuse anybody reading this.

I had decided that I was going to sit in the host club today since it was cold and the teachers all hated me to let me sit in their classroom. So here I was with the host club, watching them make girls giggly and goggle their eyes. I thought that they would kill over from too much excitement. I was about to move my hand to my face when it snagged on my shirt, I looked down to see the blue and red ring on my finger stuck to a piece of loose string.

"Hmm well this shirt is ruined." I looked at the ring again and then remembered why I had it on.

FLASHBACK*&^%$

"Yuki, why did the ring have your name on it?" I looked over to see a confused Haruhi and then back at the ring. "One of my lovers gave me this ring." With that I put the ring on and waited for her exam to be over.

I think I fell asleep, because I was dreaming about the Christmas I got the ring.

"Here Yuki open this one." I looked to see that Auron, Braska, and Jecht all had smiles on their faces. I was a bit hesitating, because the last give they gave me was of a can and a fake snake popping out. "It's not another snake is it?" They laughed and jutted the box into my hands. "Just open it, and be amazed by the awesomeness of it." With that I opened it to see, a ring that looked absolutely beautiful. I picked it up and it was cold and looked a beautiful color of red and blue.

"We couldn't decide on the color so we went with what we saw around the house." I looked at them and the smiled even bigger as I hugged each of them.

"Look what it says on the inside." I looked and there in gold little letters was "Our love Yuki" I looked at them and if it were possible I thought they would split their faces with the grins they wore now.

"Yuki you ready to go home?" I opened my eyes to see Yuna standing there, her staff was out and she looked ready to heal me. "Yeah let's go Yunnie." She looked at me funny and then laughed. "You must still be dreaming silly it's me your sister Haruhi." I looked at her again and didn't see the green and blue eye color on her only plain brown. I sighed and got up leading her home.

END FLASHBACK*&^%$#

I was about to fall asleep when I heard yelling and electrocuting sounds. I looked up to see a young girl that had just assaulted Tamaki and was now running to Kyoya. I thought Kyoya would push her off, but he looked just as surprised as everyone else.

Time Skip*&^%$#

"Yes I am Kyoya's fiancé; oh it was like meeting and love at first sight." I sweat dropped was about to sneak out, when I felt a tug on my hair. I looked up to see the crazy woman pulling my hair and running her hands through it. "Wow is you hair really this color, and your eyes are so beautiful, oh you remind me of Inuyasha." I sweat dropped again and then I felt I was about to over load. I looked at Haruhi who was busy taking away the tea cups to notice that I was practically being raped.

"Can you please let go woman, before I get angry." She didn't oblige and I could feel that my cat ears wanted to come out so bad. I then did what I didn't think I could do. I pushed her away from me gently and grabbed Haruhi and ran out the room.

TIME SKIP*&^%$#

Damn that girl, we had made it to the most abandoned part of the school and I was currently in cat form. Haruhi just sighed and sat there scratching my ears until they went away. Usually they would be gone by now, but they were in so much pleasure and apparently not getting over loaded caused them to stay out longer.

It was then that I realized that I needed something else not Haruhi rubbing my ears, no I needed Auron here. He always made them go away.

"Yuki how come your ears aren't going away if we don't hurry up then the club will find us soon, and you know you can't be around men like this?" I moved and touched her head, and then her cheek. Then I got up and we walked to the club room, she grabbed my sleeve to stop me. "Yuki are you sure you are fine with this?" I looked at her and then at the club door. "Yeah, anyways I have to get one of them to sleep with me, or they will never go away." I was about to open the door when time froze.

"What are you doing Yuki, your changing the story? You know that Haruhi had to be in the room with the guys when they discussed what they wanted her to do with Renge." I looked over and saw brat Faythe standing by me, he had this smirk on his face and then he was near me in seconds. "Do you want me to relieve you of your ears for good?" I looked at him and felt anger bubbling in me, how he dare ask a question like that. My ears remind me of my mother. I gave him a cold glare and he seemed to frown at that. "Don't change the story line your ears shouldn't change it too much, just make sure not to run out again when Haruhi needs to be there." With that he disappeared and time continued. I opened the door and let Haruhi in first, she waited for me to come in and when I didn't she stuck her head out again. "They need to know sometime, they can't be kept in the dark about this maybe they can help." I looked over at her and then at my feet. I smiled at her and shook my head in an okay motion.

"Haruhi what took you so long and where is Yuki? What are you doing, who are you talking to?" It was then that I walked in; I had my head down and was interested in my feet. "Haruhi who is this, a friend of yours, or maybe a lover, no my darling daughter can't have a lover?" Tamaki was now standing near me and spouting all kinds of non sense. I looked up at him with angry eyes, and wanted to punch him in the face. "You idiot she is my sister I would never have sex with her." With that I kicked him in the shin and walked over to the couch, Renge had left and they were all discussing about what Haruhi should do and who to hang out with.

"Yuki, why are you cosplaying as a neko, do you like cats?" I looked to see Hunni innocently looking at me; I then blushed and covered my faced with my hair. "Hunni you shouldn't get to close to her in her form right now she is very . . . Sensitive." I looked to see Haruhi pull Hunni back to Mori whom put him on his shoulder. It was then the twins started to laugh.

"HAHAH why does she have cat ears, does she know she isn't a real cat?" It was then they were right behind me touching my ears. "Haha oh wow the bad ass Yuki has a fetish for cats." They then tried to tug my ears off only to cause me to moan. I covered my mouth quickly and looked at them. They were shocked at first and then tried to pull them off again. This caused another moan and confused looks. It was then Haruhi stepped in. "That happeneds to her when she gets over loaded or embarrassed and Renge over loaded her with stress, but something is wrong today. The reason we left is because usually when I scratch them they disappear, but for some reason they won't." I looked over at her and then over at the members, they seemed deep in thought, and I thought they were going to run me off. It was then that Hunni grabbed my ears and started rubbing and scratching them. I couldn't help the moans and the pleas of going this way and that and he obliged.

"No over, over right, don't move over there, eh to far, too far." He kept this up until his hands got tired and the ears didn't go away. I looked at him and he smiled at me and the let me hold his bunny, then he went to the table and sat down, I was going to follow him to make him scratch my ears again, when Mori took his place. I then forgot about my cat tail and it snaked around his leg. The tail was almost touching his Erm wanger when Haruhi suddenly cut in.

"Yuki, you promised not to do that." I looked at her and then at Mori who didn't seem to notice the tail traveling up, or he probably did he just didn't care. I shrunk away from him and looked down. "Sorry, I didn't mean to, sorry." It was then that the twins came back around and started to scratch my ears, they each took one side and I thought I was going to die from the pleasure they were giving me. They brought me to a withering mess and I was practically laying on them. "OVER, No not there oh, nooo, over mu-re, left, left, Nya, right, right, go to the right, ngn." I didn't know why, but I wanted more of them. It was then Kyoya cut in. "Yuki, don't you think we should try and figure out why your ears aren't going away?" I looked at him through half lidded eyes and really couldn't care less, because right now these twins are rocking my world. It was then that the club doors opened and in came Renge, she paused and looked at me and then at my ears, she squealed and ran to me literally almost killing me to touch my ears. She calmed down and brought over a little pink bag, at first I thought it was something dangerous, but then when she opened it I smelled a sweet yet burned smell. She handed the bag to Kyoya and then started insulting Tamaki, Hunni went over and grabbed a cookie from the bag, and stuck it in his mouth. "She is right these are burnt." I looked over and wanted to run to his so he could scratch my ears but then Mori picked him telling him not to eat the cookie, and how bad it was for him, Renge started to chase them around the room looking like freaking medusa.

"They aren't that bad, they are a little burnt but that gives them flavor." I looked to see Haruhi digging in the bag for another cookie, she then handed one to me and I took it. The twins then came by and had Haruhi between them, I was about to move away, when the one on the left grabbed me and sandwiched me in between them too. It was then that Hikaru and Kaoru started their brotherly love act and I just wanted my ears rubbed. I felt something warm and wet on my cheek and looked to see Hikaru licking me, it was then that I really over loaded and usually when I over load major like that my ears become bigger, but that was not the case scenario here. Instead the twins looked at me and then at each other. They smirked and this time they both licked my cheek, it was then that I felt a nose bleed coming up and I wanted to get away from them. Tamaki came over and started to rant about perverts and daughters.

It was then that I felt myself being pulled away and into a lap. I looked to see that the twins had somehow got away from Tamaki's ranting and were scratching my ears like the gods they were.

"Luke warm, all of you, is luke warm, if this is how you all acts on a regular basis, then you are soon to drive my Kyoya's business down here. We'll start with you, if all you are is cute on the inside and out then your nothing, but a baby, so therefore you will now be known as the baby faced thug, and Mori will be your childhood friend the flunky." Hunni climbed on Mori and cried. She then pointed to the twins. "In your own little world so you two will be the obsessive sport players." She then pointed to Haruhi, "You are the kid that gets bullied and needs help all the time the nerd." She looked at Tamaki and then sneered. "You can be the lonely prince." It was then that Tamaki went all dramatic and posed like crazy almost over loading her. She then looked at me, I looked at her and this went on for a while until I went to her and rubbed my head on her stomach. She blushed and patted my head. "Um, you can be, um." I looked up at her and her nose was like a gusher. She fell over saying I was perfect.

TIME SKIP%$#*&^%

"You can't get away; I don't know what pisses me off more you or how you think you can run away?" It was then that Haruhi sunk to the ground in fear Hunni's eyes looked killer and, then Mori said his line which only consisted of a few words. "Don't do it haven't you realized when you hurt others you are actually hurting yourself." I was standing in front of Haruhi and acting like I was protecting her. I didn't care I just wanted my ears scratched and was starting to get impatient, I looked at Hunni and then without thinking sat down and grabbed his hand, he flinched at first and then relaxed and started to cry.

"Haruhi I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you, he jumped at her and I mewed at the loss of contact that Mori helped replace.

"CUT, CUT, CUT!" We heard Renge yelling and then she stomped over to us and picked me up by my collar. My hands and feet went up on instinct and she squealed, Hunni said something and she turned into medusa and chased Hunni and Mori around. I sighed and went over to where Haruhi was sitting and talking to Tamaki.

"Haruhi did you like my acting?" I looked at the king of idiots and rolled my eyes. Then she said something to make him blush and wrap the towel around his head. I just ignored their love dovey moment and looked at the sky; it was then that the twins came into my view.

"Oh, Yuki we got you something." They sounded excited so I looked at them with a blank stare and waited for them to show me. They started to scratch my ears and I backed away from them not trust them, usually when they say they have something for Haruhi it's awful. They frowned a little, but regained their composure. "Think of it as if you get lost and can't find your way back, if we hear the bell we will come running." I looked at them and then over to the ground. I heard a voice and then saw green scenery.

If we get separated how about you whistle and I will come running I promise, just like I promised Yuna, alright.

I looked down and felt the bell on me, its cold metal burning my skin. Then I felt a hand grab mine and Haruhi and drag us off somewhere. I looked to see Renge pulling us to some guys; they looked like thugs and looked angry at the red haired girl.

"These two have decided to be in our film isn't that great?" I sweat dropped and Haruhi was trying to convince Renge that it was a bad idea. I saw the man raise his hand he wasn't going to hit her just push her so I pulled her out of the way, and took the blow for her.

POV Change&^%$#

Kaoru and I were sitting where Haruhi and Yuki were; I looked to Kaoru and saw him in deep thought. "Kaoru what do you think of Yuki?" I moved and felt my heart rise at the mention of her name. "Well, she is interesting and so is Haruhi." He paused for a moment and looked at me. "They could probably break down our walls if they wanted to." I looked at him and then we heard a loud bang and a bell. Everyone seemed to panic and go to the source. Kaoru and I were one of the firsts to get to the scene, we saw Yuki covering Renge and Haruhi. She looked like she didn't care for her own well being as long as those two were safe.

POV REGULAR&^%$

Damn that girl, why couldn't she listen when told? I felt my arm start to bruise and then I felt warm liquid run down my blue shirt. I stayed where I was in front of the two so as not to let them get hurt. It was then that one of them was pinned to the wall, Tamaki looked pissed and I turned to see the twins seething. It was then that the thugs were freaking out. "Tamaki they didn't do anything wrong Renge was instigating it." I moved to see Haruhi had tears in her eyes and trying to rub them to free some type of pain, and then I realized her contact fell out.

Tamaki released the two guys and they ran off crying. Tamaki had pulled her face in with his hands and was examining her, at first they looked like themselves and then they changed to Tidus and me when we were at the moonflow. I blinked and the scene changed back to Haruhi and Tamaki. He was laughing and dubbed her a full fledge host. It was then I saw Renge crying and Kyoya being the cause of it. I sighed and walked over to her.

"Renge you can't judge people by the way they look or act." It was then that Haruhi came and squatted beside me. "Yep get to know the person on the inside rather than the out." It was then that she lit up and calmly said she was returning to France to start a host club of her own.

Time skip&^%$#

I was sitting between the twins and my ears had finally disappeared. It was because of Mori and Hunni that the ears disappeared. They said something about pent up energy and they started to teach me martial arts. The twins wouldn't let me out of their site after the incident with those thugs and Renge. I was starting to feel smothered.

"Hello everyone I hope you are all doing well." I looked to see Renge walking towards us and then she started talking about how she didn't go back because France wasn't ready for a host club yet. I moved to get up and felt the twins cling to me like their life depended on it.

"What no wait bring my daughter back." I looked to see Tamaki screaming at a retreating back of Renge and Haruhi. I was starting to feel worried I know that I am not supposed to get attached to anyone while in different worlds, but she can be oblivious even when told. It was then that I felt a tongue on my cheek I looked over and saw Hikaru licking me again, for some reason I over loaded again and my ears came out again along with my tail and the darker color eyes. I looked at them and they smirked. I sighed; this is going to be a long mission. With that I walked to the couch and let them pet me till my ears went away.

Finally that chapter was so long haha I actually liked this part of the real anime cause it shows that Tamaki and the others actually like her.