What the Hell
Twins time to shine
"Let's play which one is Hikaru game!"
I was walking with Haruhi and making the rounds making sure everyone was okay on drinks and stuff. We passed the twins table and the girls were gushing about how cute and how they were perfect, I tksed and continued to walk on. Haruhi stopped and stared at the two. I looked at her and felt as if I would be forgotten soon if the host club kept their job up. "That's a stupid and unoriginal game and dumb." Haruhi was going to keep going to catch up with me but the twins stopped her.
"Got a problem Haruhi or maybe you can't tell us apart." Haruhi turned to look at them then made her reason. "No I don't have a problem I just don't understand why you two are popular." It was then that they went on about merits and stuff like that, Haruhi just stood there and not even paying attention.
It was then that Tamaki came running like a maniac over towards us. "HIKARU, KAORU WHEN I GIVE CONTROL TO THE WEBSITE THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE WEIRD PICTURE!" I wanted to slap him, why is he always yelling. "What are you talking about we didn't put weird pictures on there and we take our jobs very seriously boss." It was then Kaoru stepped in. "In fact we stayed up all night last night." It was then Tamaki blew his top and pulled the computer out.
"Is this what you created because it is awful?" He was then surrounded by girls, he gave the laptop to them, and I looked at it and saw I was holding Haruhi very close to me with both our shirts off. I sweat dropped and walked away.
"TELL ME WHEN YOU TOOK NAKED PICTURES OF HARUHI AND YUKI." I looked at them and then Tamaki spaced out talking about fancy tuna. It was then that the twins told him that the photo was photo shopped and he returned to his normal state and ask the twins to photo shop us in cute frilly dresses, they told him no and to ask us.
"Never thought of that," he then pulled a dress out of nowhere and showed it to us and Haruhi. "What do you think of this my dears?" I face planted and wanted to slap him. Hunni was being cute and asked what the dress was for, and then the girls started gushing about us being in dresses and looking like girls.
Haruhi returned to normal and glared at Tamaki and told him to quit it, and then she turned to the twins. "Now stop making fake photos of me and Yuki, what do you take us for?" I looked at the twins and they looked at each other and smirked. "Don't you know," Hikaru started and then Kaoru finished. "You're our toy."
Time skip&^%$#
It was later and the twins were still fighting, if you are wondering what happened, Haruhi's bluntness started this mess.
FLASH BACK*&^%$#
"We aren't your toys now leave us alone." It was then that Nekazowa came out of nowhere and started advertising the black magic club. We paused and looked at him Tamaki was freaking out and telling Haruhi and I about the curses he gave him and how he was always worried about it. Then Kyoya started explaining why all that crap happened and I smacked in upside the head. He went crying to his corner and then the twins got a flash light and scared Nekazowa away.
Tamaki flip out again only to go back to his corner from neglect, the twins began talking about how bored they were then looked over at Haruhi and me. "Hey Yuki, Haruhi can we come over to your house?" They looked at us and then I looked at them, and this went on for a while. Then we said our answer together. "NO," with that we turned and were about to walk away when Tamaki stopped us. "I too would like to come over." He stopped and looked at us and this time I answered. "Fuck no." He paled and went back to his corner.
"We know how to settle this." We looked over to see the twins put on their green letter boy hats and twist around. They stopped in front of us and with excitement in their eyes, asked the stupid question. "Which one is Hikaru?" I looked at them and walked away, Haruhi stayed and answered. "The right is Hikaru and the left is Kaoru." They paused for a moment and they looked at me. "What about you Yuki, which is which, can you tell?" I looked at them again and saw that they were scared; I wanted to say that it was the opposite from Haruhi, but I knew she was right, the one with darker eyes was Hikaru and the one with innocent eyes was Kaoru. "Sorry guys, but Imma have to go with Haruhi, you know, I always knew which was which, because of the way you talked." They looked at us and as I was explaining my reason Haruhi made the worse comment ever.
"Well Kaoru is nicer and would actually ask, unlike Hikaru who is straighter forward." Kaoru laughed and so started the twins fight.
END FLASH BACK&^%$#
So here we were in the destroyed classroom with two flamingo and blue berry colored twins. I looked at the twins and blinked they looked like Rikku and Wakka at first and then just like that they were back. I remembered the fight they got into about her being Al Bhed. I stood up and walked out the room. I think they paused, and looked at me; I made sure my hair was in my face. I went to the club room and stayed there until school ended.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
"Your mom wears to much make up!" They both yelled I was getting tired of this and so were the others it was then that they made a funny face that reminded me of Rikku and Tidus trying to cheer me up, the day I was down, and was home sick.
Come on Yuki you know Yunnie will get mad if you don't smile. Ya just one smile it doesn't even have to be real.
It was then that they pushed their faces together and they looked so ridiculous that I couldn't help, but to laugh.
And so I laughed out loud and had tears in my eyes. The others were looking at me like I was crazy.
POV Change*&^%
Oh, no maybe the stress got to Yuki, aint she supposed to grow cat ears not laugh? I'm worried. "Yuki, are you okay?" She continued.
POV CHANGE&^%$#
This isn't how it's supposed to go why is she laughing she is supposed to bonk us on the head and tell us that we won't be able to go over to her house if we don't stop.
POV Change &^%$#
Well this is interesting.
POV CHANGE*&^%$#
I wonder if Yuki-Chan would like some cake."
POV CHANGE Regular&^%$#
"R-Rikku, Tidus, stop your gunna make me pee my pants." I was on my knees and then I opened my eyes to see I was in the club room, I stopped and looked at everyone. "Yuki are you alright?" I looked at Haruhi and saw she was concerned then the others had that same face I looked at the twins and they continued to fight. It was then that Haruhi decided to cut in she bonked their heads and started ranting.
"And if you don't stop you can't come over ever." I sweat dropped and saw the twins smirk, so that was what they were doing. Haruhi and Tamaki were on the floor. "Twins with too much time on their hands . . . Are the devil." I looked at Tamaki and Haruhi; she was crying and wanting to die.
Time skip*&^%$
Haruhi and I were walking to the club when we heard a kid yelling.
"I can't I am running out of time, she will be gone soon." With that we heard someone running off. I looked at Haruhi and she just shrugged her shoulders and walked off, and I thought I was heartless. It was then the bell rang and we were late for club.
We made it in time to see the others in their Arabian knight costumes if you could call it that. All that was there were pant and hats on their heads.
"You two are late here go change into this." I shrugged and changed it was the girl version of the guys costume. I sweat dropped when the thing actually fit. It was then that the doors opened and in came the boy that we heard in the hallway.
"Um, are you the king?" I looked at him and practically face palmed my face. "Why would you say that?" "You poor little boy, I feel bad for you now." Was all Haruhi said and we walked off to sit on the couch.
"I am Shiro Tankanogi and I want to become your apprentice." I wanted to slap the kid.
Time skip*&^%$#
Shiro was now sitting in a chair very close and watching Tamaki woo a girl, it was pretty funny I couldn't help but to laugh, this kid reminded me of Lila when we were younger.
"Why would you call her pretty she looks like a carp fish that swim in my pond." "A CARP!" "NO don't listen to him, he's a kid and you know how kids are they say what is really true." "SO I AM A CARP, TAMAKI YOU IDIOT!" With that the girl left crying I was laughing so hard I couldn't help it.
"Oh my god kid I know we just met, but I love your style." He looked at me and smirked, "I think this will be a long and beautiful friendship what do you say?" I stuck my hand out and he shook it the others sweat dropped and walked away.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
So the host club closed early and Shiro ended up in a cage. "This not how you treat a loyal apprentice ahh let me out damn it." He was yelling I looked at him and wanted to cry. "Tamaki, don't you think this is going too far, I mean he is a kid and they are taught to speak the truth. Even if he did call Haruhi a tranny that is not his fault he speaks his mind." I looked and gave him the puppy dog eyes; yes Tamaki has to be a sucker for the eyes come on work. It was then that Renge came out and started preaching about naughty boys and stuff. Then they lifted the cage they made Shiro do some weird training exercises and then he ran off.
"You guys went too far, and didn't you hear what he said, he was running out of time."
I looked down at the ground and started thinking it was then that Haruhi, I and Hunni were dressed in the kindergartens' uniform.
TIME SKIP^%$#
"Listen assholes there better be a good reason why I am dressed like this or there will be hell to pay." With that we snuck off to Shiro's class room and looked around to find no one there. It was then that the host club came in and started to talk loudly.
"I wonder if the doodles on the desk are still there." "Most likely not, they change the desks every year." It was then that a teacher walked by, we ducked, but they kept talking. "We're done for; if a teacher finds us we are doomed." I looked at them and told them to shut the hell up and Haruhi did a zipped her lips motion." With that the teacher was gone and we got up, Hunni was looking at pictures it was then we heard a piano and followed the sound.
"Shiro will you play with me, please I don't want to alone?" We looked to see a girl in a pink uniform and holding some music. She was pleading with the boy. "No, Hina you play and I will listen okay." It was then that a girl came out and Tamaki used his charm on her I sweat dropped and mumbled "Pedophile" soon the girl was spilling her guts and then we heard some yelling.
"What are you idiots doing here? I thought I told you to leave me alone." I looked and Tamaki had picked Shiro up and thrown him over his shoulder.
"Uh, Tamaki what you just did is technically kidnapping, don't you think you went a little too far?'' I was trying to reason with Tamaki and stuff but Shiro was not helping.
"Shut up Shiro, you sir are the idiot, I am sorry, but you came to me for help, it wasn't women you were trying to woo, it was one woman." I looked at Tamaki and felt small compared to him now. "You will practice with me every day and use lunch and break time as practice too."
TIME SKIP&^%$#
It has been a whole week since Shiro has practiced with Tamaki and I had just delivered the letter to Hina. I was on my way back when I smelled cinnamon and Sake. It was familiar and I know I smelled it somewhere before, I looked over to see a man in red and had glasses on. He had one eye, and the other was closed because of a scare. He seemed familiar; he was just sitting there under the cherry blossom tree. I was about to go over there, when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
I looked to see Mori and he looked worried, then Hunni came out from behind him. "Yuki-Chan, you'll fall if you go closer." I was confused and looked again in front of me to see a ditch and the cherry blossom trees gone. I sweat dropped and let them lead me back to the club room.
Time skip&^%$
We were currently welcoming Hina in and waiting for Shiro to start the music with Hina, that didn't take long and they were so involved in the music they forgot we were there.
Time skip&^%
Shiro came in today and was taking all of Tamaki's customers I was laughing as Shiro got kissed by the girls and Haruhi called Tamaki a brat he cried and then went to his corner.
"HAHA, there's a new king in town so watch out Tamaki." With that we ended club early. I was waiting for Haruhi because she said she forgot her stuff in the classroom.
"Oh Yuki what are you still doing here? Do you need a ride?" I looked to see Kyoya locked the club room and pocketing the key. "Oh no waiting for Haruhi, she forgot something in the classroom." I was about to answer my phone cause it started to ring when Kyoya grabbed my hand.
"A woman shouldn't be out at night alone, something could happen to her." I looked at his hand and then at his eyes. "Silly Kyoya I aint alone you are here with me, and I am waiting for Haruhi." I didn't move my hand from his instead I squeezed it a bit and then looked over to see Haruhi coming our way. I ran to her and waved bye to Kyoya. He didn't wave back only stared at me as I was going away.