What the Hell
I was lying down and I could feel the sun on my face, I looked over to see Haruhi all gloomy. I moved and felt a bathing suit on me I looked to see a frilly bikini and some flip flops. It was then that Haruhi ranted about the laundry and homework, I then remembered how we got here.
FLASHBACK&^%$#
Haruhi and I were walking out to the court yard when all of a sudden we were being man handled. I look to see Hikaru and Kaoru holding us captive. "Targets captured" they said in unison. I sweat dropped when a limo came by and Tamaki rolled down the window. "Good work men now take them with you." With that we were whisked away.
END FLASHBACK
Damn that Tamaki I really wanted to just chill today somehow I don't think that will happen. I was then glomped by a blonde little ball asking billions of questions and stuff I just agreed so that the little kid could leave me alone.
I looked over to see Haruhi watching Mori and he sniffed the air, it was sort of weird. It was then that the twins came over.
"Hey Haruhi lets go play on the slide, wait what the hell is that yellow monstrosity?" I looked at Haruhi and then thought of why she had it on.
ANOTHER FLASHBACK*&^%$
We had just arrived at this place and were given off to some maids I sweat dropped cause them bitches were fucking evil. They tried to get Haruhi in nothing, but a string I looked at that shit and said hell to the no. They gave me this blue Bikini that was okay and didn't look like it had any malfunction to it.
"HEY, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE THAT IS MY FUCKING NO, NO SQUARE!"
With that the evil bitches backed off and let us pick what we wanted.
When we came out Haruhi was wearing a pink one suit and a little cap. I wanted to laugh, it was then that I saw Tamaki, he was carrying an ugly yellow over coat and shorts, he had two, I looked at him and glared, Haruhi was thankful though.
"A lady shouldn't show so much skin till she is properly married." Haruhi took the thing and I just walked passed him, he was about to stop me when I retorted back. "Save it for a lady,"
End of Flash back*&^%$
The twins looked bored and then were asking if Haruhi could swim she explained that she could, but that she would rather be at home, playing in a plastic pool.
"Plastic pool, Are they expensive," I looked at them and sweat dropped. "Haven't you guys seen kids playing in them, let's see they are round, like a circle, and the come in various heights, and sizes." It was then that Haruhi took over. "And you can fill them up with water." The twins shrugged their shoulder and looked at us.
"You dopes that is an inflatable boat." I looked at them and walked away Haruhi continued to argue with them until Tamaki stepped in.
It was then that Hunni came and asked if I and Haruhi wanted to swim in the current pool, I just nodded my head and went off with him, Haruhi stopped us. "Hey do you really need that floaty?" I looked at her and then he answered. "Nope just looks cute don't you thing?" I shrugged my shoulders and ran after Hunni. "Hey Hunni you just felt threatened last episode, is that why you are wearing the floaty?" He looked at me and smiled. "You are so smart Yuki-Chan I just hope the others don't catch on." He said in that kid like voice. After a while Mori came in and let Hunni and I ride on his back. We stayed in there for an hour or so.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
I woke up to somebody holding me close to them not like a loving embrace, but one that is protecting. I open my eyes to see that I am on top of Hunni who was just laying there looking at the sky, I moved trying to get up, key word trying to get up, but was being held on to.
"Um, Hunni, do you think its okay to get up now." He furrowed his brows and then asked a weird question, and it wasn't in his sweet voice either.
"Yuki, why did you jump in after me? Were you worried I would drown or something?" I looked at him and then at the ground beside him. I then looked up at him and smiled. "Yep, it's okay I've been in a situation like that many times and I knew what to do." He then hugged me harder to him. "If you knew what to do, then why jump in, that was stupid you could have been hurt, or worse, dead." I looked at him and smiled more, he seemed only to get angrier though. "Let's go find the others I bet they are looking for us." If you are wondering what happened the twins decided to antagonize Tamaki into a water gun fight.
FLASHBACK&^%$#
"Come on boss lets play, who ever wins gets to ask Haruhi or Yuki on a date." I looked up at the mention of my name and then at Haruhi who just shrugged her shoulders, I jumped out and looked at the twins. "Well I am totally in." I said and then looked at Tamaki. "Forget it, why would I play such a childish game?" The twins then hugged us, and were going on about honeymoons and marriage. "Let's get married in Tuscany and then honeymoon in Hawaii."
We sweat dropped when we saw a dark aura and Tamaki pumping the water gun fast. "Do you think I'd let my daughters marry the likes of you? DADDY SAYS NO!" And with that started the most epic water fight in history. Few minutes later Tamaki was running from the twins and I was sitting down with Haruhi and Mori, they were talking and I was bored. IT was then that we heard a sound and some roaring water did I look over and see the water coming for Hunni, I didn't really know what I was doing I didn't really care, but the next thing I know I am hugging Hunni to my chest and protecting him.
END FLASHBACK&^%$#
POV CHANGE&^%$#
"Oh, my, god, my father is going to kill, me." Was all I could say as we were walking to through the freaking forest, I mean come on, why in blue blazes you would build a theme park this freaking big. I heard a thump and turned to see Mori had fallen on his butt and was being way too clumsy. "Mori is acting just like you boss," Tamaki wanted to laugh but then told them to shut up. With that it started to rain and Kyoya led us to a little patio.
Regular POV&^%$#
I started to rip big leaves off the tree and some sticks, at first Hunni looked at me like I was crazy and was trying to get me to keep walking. I looked at him and shook my head; I was finished in time when it started to rain. We sat under the make shift tent and waited the rain out.
"Yuki-Chan, how did you learn to make this, and how did you know it was going to rain?" I looked at him and smiled, he seemed so innocent when not. "My friend taught me, it's easy when you know what to look for." He paused and looked up still smiling. "You know Yuki you are pretty smart." He then came closer and kissed my cheek. "I hope I find a wife like you." I blushed and felt as if my ears were going to pop out. We didn't have to wait long before the rain stopped. We got up and started to walk again.
"Hey Hunni climb that tree, and see if you can see anybody." With that he was gone, he yelled and threw a vine down for me to climb.
"Out of the way, I'm coming down." We both went down at the same time and I landed on one of the people holding a gun. The other people were surprised and aimed at me. Hunni took out half and I took out the other half.
"Messing with our friends is a no, no." I moved and ran to Haruhi and hugged the crap out of her. "Haruhi I missed you so much I thought we were going to DIE." I moved her arms length and stared at her, she looked at me and sweat dropped. "We were only separated for a couple hours." She stated I looked at Mori and hugged him, "Thanks for keeping Haruhi safe." He just nodded and patted my head. It was then that we heard the others coming.
"Wow Hunni I surprised you didn't kill them, wait some of these I positions I don't even recognize." They looked at Mori who shook his head then at Haruhi, I was currently stomping Tamaki's face to get him off of Haruhi, and she shook her head and pointed at me.
"Who do you think you are grabbing my sister like that, huh I should kill you for sexual harassment?" It was then that there was a poof and my ears were our and my tail swishing back and forth. Tamaki was cowering in fear and I was still on my rant when suddenly I felt pleasure on my head.
"NOOO I wasn't, oh over more over yeah, yeah, oo, ok who ever invented twins is a god." I was simply happy.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
We were walking out my tail and ears still out and I was holding Haruhi's hand and swinging our hands. "We should go to the beach next time." Twins said, Tamaki started arguing and I knew Haruhi had fun today, so I just shrugged and a commented. "I would like to go to the beach, heck I would like to go to Hawaii." Haruhi was nodded her head in agreement and Tamaki shook his head in agreement too. "Then next time we go to the beach and our adventure will continue." With that we were out.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
"Hey Yuki, you have been mentioning name, and they are getting more frequent, and I was wondering, who are they?" I looked to see Haruhi with her book open trying to study, but it seemed she had different things on her mind. I moved so that I was closer to her and whispered in her ear. "It's a secret," I giggled and held my hand out; I made a face and then planted a kiss on her cheek. "I'll tell you when the time is right, but promise me no matter what that you won't be made, ok." With that I went on to class and left her standing there. I was out in the court yard and contemplating if I should tell them all soon. I looked over and saw the man from two days ago, I moved closer to him and I was almost near him, the breeze let off this scent that seemed familiar to me and I just wanted to figure out why. I moved to where I was behind the tree and then pounced. At first I was slapping the man and then, I opened my eyes to see Kyoya. I paled and got up. "I'm sorry I thought you were, uh, here let me help." I looked down and saw that his computer was opened and showed he was in the police system. I looked at him and then at the computer. "You know, it is illegal to be in the data base of the police force, of course I could show you away that nobody not even the best hacker in the world can accomplish." He looked at me curiously and then smirked. "You do understand that my family is head of police and that now that I know about you being able to hack the system will have to report you?" I smiled and he frowned and I looked at him, he seemed confused at first and then with mixed emotions. "Well I am not that dumb Kyoya I figured that out when the police force arrived yesterday and you have been holding that over Haruhi since day one." With that I took his computer and started to hack away. I found so many bugs in his computer and thought that he wasn't that smart. Then as I was hacking I found something called a Tamaki bug, it looked like Tamaki and was running around like an idiot like Tamaki. "Hey Kyoya, why do you have a Tamaki bug on here is it to warn other users that the computer has been compromised? Bet I can delete it before it erases everything." At first he looked at me and then at his computer. "You have thirty seconds to neutralize that bug before everything is gone, I designed it myself." I looked at him and pulled up the command prompt. "Well Kyoya if this bug is anything like Tamaki then I guess a Haruhi is going to have to buy me sometime." He looked at me and then over my shoulder, I was glad that my uncle taught me all I needed to know about computers. It took about ten seconds and The Haruhi bug was uploaded. I then continued with the hacking and had Haruhi bug neutralize Tamaki and then he was gone, it was then that the twins came out of nowhere. "Hey Kyoya, are Kaoru, and Hikaru backups?" He shook his head and smiled, I looked at him and then at the computer, the twins had on the letter man hats and I moved back to the command prompt, again and typed in the their names and left her to figure it out. I then left to the hacking page again and then was halfway there all I had to do was get passed the location reader and throw it off. It was then that Hunni came out of nowhere and started kicking the mouse's ass. I laughed and went to the command prompt. "Kyoya, you were prepared but even Hunni has weaknesses. With that I had Haruhi make a cake and went back to the location tracker. I had two minutes to get the location tracker neutralize it was almost done when Mori came out and shook his finger. I laughed and Kyoya smirked again, so far you figured out the others weakness but what about Mori's?" I smiled and went to the command prompt again and typed really fast, then enter, I waited about three seconds and the Hunni bug and Haruhi were playing and that was what did the trick. I had about fifty minutes to get the location tracker to neutralize. I was almost done when, Kyoya himself popped up and smirked, that evil smirk I looked at him and he smiled. "You really were prepared. Let's see what your weakness is?" I was so deep in thought that I saw the marker count down, it was on twenty seconds, it was then that I knew, I typed the command prompt one more time and loaded up a little fake notebook that contained a virus in it and the little Kyoya was gone. I smiled and looked at the little screen again and placed the last of the locator. With that I looked at him and then handed him the computer back. "There now you can look up anyone even the president of the United states." I left him there I was about to walk away when I heard him shift and grab my hand pulling me in for a kiss, at first I was surprised and saw the white smoke pop up to show that my ears and tail were out. He moved and I was under him.
"This not a good place for this Kyoya." I didn't move and waited for him to get up, he kissed my neck and I bit my lip to stay quiet.
"Yuki, where are you, we need your measurements again." Kyoya froze and just sat up, he started to scratch my ears and I gave away our position.
"Ooh Over damn it, over, what no, no, you suck at this, ahh, ok, sorry don't pull." The twins were there so fast I thought I would get whip lash by the way they pulled me up.
TIME SKIP^%$#
I was in my room packing my stuff when Haruhi came in, she looked at me worried and then at the ground. "Yuki, I was wondering do you think you can wear the pull over with me." I looked at her and smiled, she seemed happy about that and walked away.
We were now at the beach, the house was so freaking huge I thought I would get lost, we waited for the host club and then we went out, when we got there the girls were there already they were freaking about us. I was sitting with Haruhi and her clients when they asked if we would get in the water with them, I looked at Haruhi and she seemed to be content with sitting on the sand.
"I don't think I want to and why don't you lovely woman go and get wet, we wouldn't want you to waste time here with us." They giggled and ran off. It was then that we looked around and saw the host members doing the act they all perfected. It was when I and Haruhi were walking that Hunni called out to us. "Yuki, Haruhi, wanna go hell fish hunting." I looked at him and smiled, Haruhi just dead panned. "its shell fish hunting and I don't think that this is that kind of-"She looked down to see the beach covered in crabs. I picked one up and handed it to her. "Look Haruhi sea food tonight." She smiled and yelled about a major haul, she grabbed everyone's attention and then Tamaki came over and said a lame joke. Haruhi laughed and then everyone screamed and ran away yelling centipede.
"Haruhi there's a centipede on the crab kill it, or I can." It was then that she handed it to me and she still had a piece of it. I smiled and pulled she did the same and soon the thing was dead.
"Uh don't you think that was a little over board?" We felt the twins on us and we sighed. "Nope takes more than that to kill a bug." The girls started to gush and start saying how manly we were. It was then we were abandoned and left to all of the falcons.
TIME SKIP^%$#
We were walking the beach looking for more shell fish, we were being careful, because the boys kept kidnapping us, and were either trying to scare us or something, I didn't know why but they were trying hard.
Hunni tried the dark with me; he freaked out and couldn't handle it.
Then Mori tried sharp objects and Haruhi just discouraged him.
The twins tried a scare tour of a cave and some fake ghost, they ended up crying.
So Haruhi and I decided that we would just stay in the water and pick up any shells we missed from earlier.
"Haruhi, Yuki, look, we're so high up." I looked to see Haruhi's clients on the cliff above us, Haruhi yelled for them to be careful, they were so busy enjoying the scenery that they didn't hear some guys come up until they spoke I looked at Haruhi and she seemed to get the idea.
"Oh, don't you want to have fun with us, come one we'll be gentle." I was so sick of his voice, Haruhi threw her shells at them and the guy was dancing trying to get them off his back. I laughed and I ushered the girls away, when they were safe I went back to make sure Haruhi was alright.
"What you gunna do now punk? Your alone, no one to help you well any last words pipsqueak?" I punched the guy holding Haruhi and grabbed her before she could fall, it was then the other guy grabbed me and held me too him the smell of beer on his breath. I gagged and tried to kick him, he then pushed Haruhi over to the other guy and that was when I lost it, I literally flipped the guy over and went to attack the other guy, but Haruhi was already over the cliff.
"HARUHI, NO!" I looked and saw that Tamaki was jumping in after her. I grabbed the guy and kicked his ass he was almost dead when Mori pulled me off. I was so lost that I didn't realize I was attacking Mori until I felt the ground beneath me. I looked up to se scratches and blood on his face; he didn't look away and held that stoic face.
The twins didn't approach us and Kyoya was writing profusely in the black book of his. Hunni was crying and I was breathing heavily. Mori got off me and helped me up, and patted my head, I wanted to cry, but instead I ran away. "Wait Yuki, come on." I heard footsteps behind me, I didn't know where I was going, but what I do know is that I ran for a long time.
POV CHANGE&^%$#
Interesting she runs I wonder where, I looked at Mori and saw he was sort of in shock. Hunni had a most serious face and it didn't falter not even when he said we should go meet Haruhi and Tamaki.
"Where did they go?" I looked at Tamaki to see he was solemnly asking about Hikaru, Kaoru, and Yuki, but talked about the men instead.
"We took their I.D cards and asked them to leave." It was then Haruhi gasped and was looking at Mori.
"Where's Yuki, she didn't run off did she, I have to find her." I looked at her and then calmly touched her shoulder. "The twins are looking for her now, please calm down I have called a doctor and . . ." I was cut off by her; she seemed to be in a panic. "NO! I want Yuki found NOW!" We all stepped back from her, she never acted like this, not even when endangered, and I started to write in my book, when Mori grabbed Haruhi and we walked back to the hotel her kicking and screaming.
POV CHANGE&^%$#
I didn't care where I went I just needed to get away, but why, where am I going, is it safe? I stopped and looked up to see the moon. It was then that I heard fast foot falls approaching, I didn't look back instead I stayed where I was. I had changed the plot and had failed.
"Yuki, what the hell, how come you're not tired? We ran across the town." I looked to see the Twins out of breath and blocking my exit. At first I panicked, and then time froze.
"You didn't change the plot we needed this to happen, stop berating yourself." I saw the Faythe brat standing there, I ran and hugged him and cried, I didn't know why, but I really wished that I could just turn back time.
"We can't turn back time; we needed this to happen. Please continue, I will be watching carefully this time alright." I nodded my head and sat on the ground and cried more, time resumed and they somehow both picked me up and carried me back.
TIME SKIP/ POV CHANGE &^%$#
Haruhi was throwing a tantrum, not just any tantrum, a major tantrum. I thought that Mori was going to have to hurt her, but her strength was, out of the question. It was when the twins came in with Yuki did she calm down. It was then that Yuki literally almost killed them to get to Haruhi. They hugged and didn't move for the rest of the night, until dinner.
POV REGULAR&^%$#
We stayed where we were and didn't move till we thought, the boys would leave. It was then she calmed down and I calmed down, I was about to move when her hold became tighter.
"We have to apologize so let's get it over with okay." She complied and we went to our room first and changed into something cute.
Mori knocked on our door and we looked to see him standing there, I went to hug him, he didn't move or anything, he stood there and looked at me. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't of reacted the way I did, and for that I am truly sorry." Haruhi just came up behind and said her apologies. Mori hugged me back and with that we walked to where everyone was. When the door opened to reveal us the twins had thumbs up signs and were thanking our dad. I saw Tamaki in the corner crying, he didn't talk to us, he just looked at us and cried.
"Well this is awkward," The twins said yes it was because we were sitting on either side of Tamaki, and he just stared at the sea food. It was then that I and Haruhi stared to dig into our food. We cracked the shells of many crabs and it was amazing how much we ate I didn't even think we could eat this much.
"Are you guys trying to be cute?" Haruhi was still eating and pulling a crab leg apart when one of the joints hit Tamaki in the head. "I'm sorry I thought you weren't talking to us?" He stood up abruptly and asked Kyoya to show us to his room. I looked down and Haruhi was about to eat another crab leg, but then put it down.
"We're sorry," I started they all looked at us and then Haruhi continued. "We should have probably not acted the way we did and for that we are sorry." The twins looked at each other and then Hunni cut in.
"We were all worried, and especially Tama-Chan, and Kyoya, but we won't tell you that." It was then that somehow we all ended up in a group hug, I looked at Haruhi and saw her turning green, the twins freaked out and threw us both in a bathroom.
"Well Haruhi that was a total waste of crab." I said she just looked at me and bonked my head. I walked out holding my head, and looking at her, she looked around the room and my gaze landed on Kyoya.
"Ah were sorry sir, we didn't mean to disturb you." I looked at her and made a face that was like WTF and wanted to bonk her on the head.
"It's alright Haruhi, Oh Yuki are you two feeling better. You caused quite a scene you know, had to give the customers flowers and stuff." I looked at Haruhi and then at the ground, she then looked at Kyoya and walked out, I was dumb founded, what the Hell why did she just leave me here. Wait till I get a hold of her. I was so busy ranting in my head that I didn't notice the lights go out till I felt breath on my cheek.
I looked to see Kyoya right in my face. "Pay me with your body." With that I was thrown on the bed and Kyoya with his hands on either side of my face. "Just because you can fight off a few men doesn't mean anything all men differ in strength." I looked up at him and without giving him a warning wrapped my hands around his neck and pulling my legs out from under his, I wrapped them around his waist. He was surprised to say the least. I flipped us and was now showing my dominance, I smirked, he still had that WTF just happened look.
"Haha, you should really see your face, oh if I had a nickel for every time I was pinned I'd be one rich bitch." It was then that the door opened and revealed Tamaki and I froze.
"Kyoya do you have any, sun lotion . . ." We stared at each other and then Tamaki started to spaz out. I sighed and got up. Kyoya seemed annoyed and slapped him in the face with the lotion. "Here use as much as you like." With that he was gone.
"What were you two doing why were you on top of him, and why, why, why?" I looked at him like he was an idiot and went to go find Haruhi.
I was almost out the door when I heard thunder, my eyes widened and without thinking I was gone. I heard footfalls following me and didn't really care. I was searching I opened every door, only to be greeted with nothing. I opened the last door to only hear a quiet squeal and a thump. I searched everywhere, Tamaki then burst into the room as thunder sounded again, the squeal came again and I heard it in the wardrobe closet.
"Haruhi, are you in there?" It was then that the doors burst open and I was flung on the ground with her clinging to me. Tamaki stopped whatever ranting he was doing and came over to us.
"You are scared of lighting and thunder?" He asked like it wasn't obvious. He then wrapped a clothe over both our eyes and ear plugs for our ears.
POV change&^%$
"Do you think the boss, Yuki, and Haruhi are okay?" I looked at the twins and then Hunni cut in. "Of course they are with the host king." We opened the door to see Tamaki, Haruhi, and Yuki on the ground, Haruhi and Yuki, had their eyes covered and Tamaki saying something about the thunder.
"You sick pervert!" Were the first words that came out of the twin's mouth. "What kind of foreplay is that?" I looked at Tamaki and the girls, and saw Tamaki panicking. "Wait it's not what you THINK!"
POV AND TIME SKIP*&^%$#
"Watch out Haruhi and Yuki, we didn't peg the boss to be an S&M pervert." We looked at Tamaki and rolled the window up. "And to think we let you touch us." With that everyone was in the car, Kyoya, the twins and Hunni were in it was Tamaki that we left.
"WAIT FOR MEEEEE!" We heard and laughed
MUHAHA Imma stop it right there because this is a long chapter, sorry to change the plot like that, but I wanted there to be more drama.
