What the Hell
Yay next chapter if you have an idea of what anime or game I should do next please tell me, but not any time soon I still have to finish this hopefully it wont take long.
Haruhi and I were walking to our class when we were stopped by some girls. It was a little chilly, and I didn't think that I would need it, because all the afternoon classes were canceled.
"Hey Haruhi, and Yuki, what are you two up to?" I turned to see Haruhi's clients, I was about to answer when Haruhi mentioned class.
"Yuki, did you not tell him about afternoon classes?" I looked at the one that looked like she had cones on her head. "Actually I was about to tell him right now till you guys showed up." I was in a bad mood, every time I looked around the court yard at the school I would see the man in red, I dubbed him freaking Clifford the big red dog.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Haruhi elbowed me and I looked to see the girl with a sad face. I sighed. "You know a woman shouldn't have a sad face it lifts the face to always smile and laugh when down." I walked closer to her and lifted her cheeks to where she looked like she was smiling, she blushed and the other girls squealed.
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"How can you have never drank instant coffee, and you call yourself our manager." I looked to see Renge and the twins, they were badgering her and she was sweat dropping. "Oh instant is that where the beans are already grounded for you?" She looked relieved at first and then the twins ruined it. "ERRRRRT, wrong that is completely different, there aren't any coffee beans in instant coffee." "Yeah just add hot water and drink it is pretty cool."
They were now deep in thought when Haruhi and I walked in, we were about to sit down, and take out some work from the other classes, when we heard them start talking again.
"Now that you mention it I think we are out again." The girls we were talking to squealed at the twins and who were now in front of us. "Haruhi go buy is some more." She looked at me and then back at the twins and deflated. "More, more of what some common sense for you guys?" They got irritated and pushed her out the door. "Instant coffee we are out and need more of it." They slammed the door shut on her and I sweat dropped. "I think I should go with her so she doesn't get hurt." With that we were out.
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"Haruhi why did you buy so much this is HEAVY I'm gunna die before we even get there." She sweat dropped and looked at me. "We are already at the school and besides I bought more than needed because if we bought more than we got to get this." She pulled out a medical kit and showed it to me.
"Well it doesn't me that you have to waste money just to buy that you could have just asked Kyoya for his." She was about to retort when she tripped on a banana. I dropped the bag and was about to catch her, when a tall woman in a white and maroon colored uniform.
"Would be a shame, if that beautiful face of yours, bared any scar." I sweat dropped and ran in front of Haruhi. "Thanks for your help, now if you excuse us, we have some where to be." She grabbed my face and then moved it back and forth, I pushed her away and picked Haruhi up. She then reached for Haruhi and took her away. "What's the big idea woman?" She pointed her finger at me and then held Haruhi close. "A man shouldn't touch this maiden so carelessly, so be gone from our site." I sweat dropped for the millionth time that day and looked at her like she was nuts.
"Okay woman either you are stupid or have brain damage, because I can touch my sister anytime I want and if you can't tell Imma girl too you half wit." "Come I will take you both to your destination."
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We heard clicking of heels coming from the hall and got into position, as soon as the doors opened we saw two girls one had long dirty blonde hair the other short brown.
"Welcome ladies, you must be from a different school, I'm sorry did we frighten you, we love first time guest. My darlings' even if the world were to be destroyed, I would put my life on the line to protect and serve you, for I am your knight and servant."
The girl with blonde hair spoke at first we thought it would be a "Oh that's so romantic" but instead. "Oh my you would do that for me, that is pretty arrogant of you, do you think that is what a woman wants to hear, well you are wrong." We were surprised at first, and then the brown haired one talked. "Come on sister give him a break, men are just lowly beings that spout out things to get what they want." "So smart, I should believe you." They then looked at Tamaki. "So lovely woman what is it that you would like me to say."
Regular POV (*&^%$
Man this woman is nuts, she started talking about woman like we were the world, well I do agree with her, I mean men can't really take care of themselves sometimes. Other times they just want.
Anyways she kept going on and on, I thought she wouldn't shut up.
"So lovely women, what us it, that you would like me to say, how beautiful you are in the summer heat, or, maybe oh beautiful you are today?" It was then that the woman holding us hostage added her two cents.
"How about, I would never leave my lover behind, if I die we die together, if I fail, we fail together, and even if I die I will never leave your side my love." I looked over at Tamaki, and then at the others. "Is that really the cosplay you chose today how lame." It was then that they sweat dropped and glared at me.
"Benebara, where did you find this one, such smooth skin she has." I looked and saw that they were molesting Haruhi and all the while she kept this straight face.
"Outside she maybe dressed as a boy but I know the truth." I just went to sit down; this was too much for me. It was then that the boys started to take off the armor. "This is so lame when you're done molesting my sister do you think you can give her back?" They weren't even paying attention, so I being me got this lovely idea. "Woman are such lowly creatures only to serve us." It was then they paused and this dark aura appeared around them. I laughed and they got even darker. "Boy would you like to repeat that?" I looked at the crazy woman, and then at the host members they were cowering behind Mori and Hunni. "I said, WOMAN ARE SUCH LOWLY CREATURES ONLY TO SERVE US, did you hear it now?" They were going to attack me, when Haruhi stepped in front of me and smacked me. It was then that white smoke filled the room and I could feel my ears and tail out, my tail swished and my ears were laid back.
"Yuki you have been picking fights lately and I don't care to know it is your business, but what you just said was uncalled for is that how you see yourself?" I hissed and ran out the room.
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Yuki ran out the room, but what was weird is that she hissed at Haruhi. Is it true that she has been picking fights lately?
"You seem to know how to put men in their place, young maiden." I saw that Haruhi just held a stoic face and didn't talk.
"Let us introduce ourselves." They pulled off their close and started singing; we watched them and didn't get their names. Tamaki was pale, Kyoya was shocked, Hunni and Mori were as shocked as Kyoya, and the twins were laughing?
"They had their costumes under their uniform, that's priceless, oh Imma die." We heard the rig that Renge uses come up and her annoying laugh. She started praising the club and describing all the things they do.
"At any rate we are here to oblish the host club, the king maybe a pretty little halfer but that doesn't mean he can seduce women with looks." Kyoya got an aura around him and was very, very calm.
It was then I took my leave, everything seemed to be according to the plot, and I can't risk getting seen by Yuki again the first and second I was saved I don't know if it will happen again though and she has been seeing me around the court yard I was lucky enough to be able to use the boys to cover for me though.
POV CHANGE&^%$#
I went back to the club room to see that the women were still there, I walked up and tapped the tall girl on her shoulder, she turned and looked at me, and then she glared along with the other girls. I kept my head down and bent down and grabbed her hand.
"I'm sorry wonderful woman I didn't mean to upset you with my words, will you forgive my rudeness and bleak coworkers for their arrogant behavior." I looked up to see the other two girls blushing and grabbing each other for support. I was glad that my ears were gone now and this would be easier.
The tall woman got down on my level and lifted my head up; she then quickly pulled off my blazer, and grabbed my breast. WHAT THE FUCK! Was the first thing that popped in my mind?
"I see so that is why you know how to apologize to us. Maiden you and your sister will be welcomed into the Zuka club without hesitation." I looked up immediately and stepped away my blazer still open, and showing my under shirt showing my bra a little.
"No, there is some mistake we don't want to go and Tamaki is not a halfer." I looked at Haruhi and thought she was nuts. "Haruhi he is half Japanese and half French, can't you tell?" She deflated then was trying to defend them again only to deflate again, and then she just didn't try the last time and ended up angry. Turns out they sold her pen that was easy to write with.
"Hey just dump these losers and come with us." "Now hold on let them think it over and with that we are leaving." I looked to Haruhi and then at the scared boys. "I have thinking to do." She left and I was going to follow her when she looked at me I stopped and she pointed to the host club room. She started walking again and I followed her only for her to yell.
"GO BACK TO THE HOST ROOM I WANNA BE ALONE!" I flinched and she just ran off, I went back and sat on the couch my head in my hands and didn't even look up when they bugged me. Then I looked up to see Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Jeez is it really that bad to be away from her, she just wants sometime." I didn't realize that I had been smothering her. I hugged the twins and cried why I didn't realize it before.
POV CHANGE*&^%$#
I didn't mean to yell at her, I just wanted to think, I wasn't even mad at her. I was walking down the halls to the host room and stopped there stood the Zuka club.
"Are you ready to become ours maiden?" They grabbed my hand and whisked me to the room. "We shall confront them and then you can come with us." They opened the doors to only see darkness and then a figure stood up and sung.
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I stood in the background and waited for Haruhi and those women. When the door opened they seemed surprised to hear singing. The lights came on and Tamaki was in a dark pink dress. "Welcome back Haruhi." "Look Haru-Chan Imma princess now." Hunni and Tamaki were the first to greet her, Benebara looked enraged.
"What is the meaning of this, are you making fun of woman?"
"No, this is a freebie campaign." He laughed and all the host came into sight I stayed where I was and waited.
"Commoners are weak and have a weakness for free things, with this she has a group full of girls and will be having equal time with both sexes."
There was silence and nothing happened for a moment.
"Aren't I pretty," Tamaki giggled and went away.
"We're the Hitachiin sisters, which one of us is prettier, just kidding." With that the twins were gone.
"Listen Haru-chan you can call me big sister from now on." Hunni was gone too.
Kyoya and Mori didn't say anything just smiled and covered with a fan.
"Why you, your plan won't work . . ." Haruhi laughed, it was a laugh that stopped everyone and her legs gave out.
"What are you doing (Gasp) Ohh this is too much (Gasp) Oh I knew you were idiots (GAAAASP) but come on?" She was crying and couldn't breathe it was then that the twins and Hunni were chasing her around and she was laughing harder.
"uh, what has gotten into you guys?" They looked at her and smiled, then turned away from her.
"We don't want you to leave the host club that is why we did this for you." She smiled and got up Benebara was shocked, but looked like she understood. "So you have made your decision?" Haruhi looked at them and then at the host club.
"Yeah I'm sorry I love your ideas and they are unique but I belong here, thank you for your offer and I must decline." She bowed and walked to the boys. Then her and Tamaki started arguing and he was waving his bear pencil around.
"We won't give up on you we will come and save you from these pigs and then you will be ours." With that they patted Haruhi's shoulder and left twirling out and then they slipped on a banana and the doors slammed.
"OH HO, HO, HO and so the host club now has a rival, what will happen later, Ohh I can't wait." Renge was narrating she was eating a banana and threw the peel on the ground. Tamaki was ranting and took a step, he tripped and they all laughed.
It was then that Haruhi was looking around I knew she was looking for me, but I didn't think she needed me right now so when their backs were turned I left to the home.
POV CHANGE*&^%$
"Hey where is Yuki, I wanted to tell her I was sorry." The host club looked at me and then at each other. "She is right over there." They pointed to a spot on the couch and then looked over too, their eyes bulged out and they freaked out.
"She was there, where did she go?" I felt horrible and ran to find her, the others followed after me too. We made it to the court yard and saw she was going around the school to the exit. I ran faster and before I could get there, I felt this pressure; I looked down to see that I was stuck. The guys were behind me and couldn't move either.
"How do you see Yuki?" I looked to see a man in red in front of us his eye was amber; the other scar was closed and had a scar. He had a frown on and asked the question again. "How do you see Yuki, it can effect this world." I looked at him and scowled, I felt anger. "I see Yuki as my beloved sister and nothing will change that." It was then the members opened their mouths too. "We will protect her; if you are a threat to her we will fight."
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"We will fight." I looked over to see everyone standing there, talking to the man in red, I was glad I was not going crazy. I then realized that they couldn't move was he the same as the brat faythe.
I ran as fast as I could and when I was behind him I ran around him and blocked them from him.
"Cl- I mean man in red, who are you?" He was surprised to say the least. "How can you not remember me? Is it every time you leave, at any rate you have sixteen more days and then its on to the next, the Faythe boy told me to give you that message since he is busy with something else." I glared at the man. "You do not decide what and when I leave, I will leave when they don't need me, and you are supposed to freeze time so they won't see you, I mean it if they are hurt because of you, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU!" I felt my ears pop out and my tail swish, he then retreated. "It wasn't me who said you had sixteen days it was Faythe boy." With that he was walking away. "Don't you leave you idiot, get back here I am not . . ." I felt a tug on my sleeve and it was Haruhi. She looked at me worried and then I saw that the host club was also worried.
"Yuki, I think it is time to explain you." I looked at Kyoya and at everyone, I then sighed, as I was about to tell them time froze.
"Damn that man, oh Yuki, been awhile, how ya been," I looked to see a blonde woman and a red haired man. "Who the hell are you two, are you a threat to them unfreeze time." They looked at me, and her smile faded for a seconded and then it returned. "No, silly, we are here to erase what just happened so come up with why they are here okay." With that time resumed and they were looking at me and Haruhi.
"What are we doing here?" I looked at them and then at Haruhi. "We were taking you to our favorite restaurant remember, you guys said you would come today." I pouted and they looked at me again, they blushed and we were off, the twins made me melt with their amazing skills of scratching and Tamaki was bugging Haruhi, Kyoya was asking about what was on the menu and Hunni and Mori were just eating and watching the scene unfold. I laughed and when they weren't looking frowned, I have sixteen days left here; I hope they will forgive me for leaving.
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"KYOYA WE NEED TO VISIT HARUHI AND YUKI TODAY!" I hung up the phone and was off to meet the rest of the host club in front of Haruhi and Yuki's house. I couldn't shake the dream I had and wanted to make sure that they weren't living in a hut.
POV CHANGE$%^&
Haruhi and I were walking back from the store dinner for us, Ranka was going to be late tonight or so he said and just in case bought more. I was telling her a joke and she was laughing, I never thought I would see Haruhi in a pink dress; she had jeans under it though so I was glad she wore something under it.
"Hey Haruhi, next time we need to get rice so I can make those rice balls you like okay." She smiled and looked ahead it was then that she hit her head on a nearby pole. "Uh Haruhi you ok, are you tired? You want me to carry the bags?" She shook her head and pointed to our apartment. I looked to see black cars and everyone in front of our home. I then hit my head on the pole.
"Why can't we be alone for the day? We have to see them Monday." It was then that they all got out and were making a big scene.
"Men we will not say anything to embarrass Haruhi or Yuki; we will be nice and respectful." We looked on and the others seemed to notice us, but the idiot kept rambling and rambling. He froze and turned around to look at us.
"GO HOME YOU IDIOTS!" I yelled the kid was spinning around saying rich people, over and over again. Then land lady came by and was worried, Tamaki wooed her and while he was busy we made our failed escape to our home.
"Okay fine I will only give you a tour and that is it after that you leave." I was crying and wanted to barricade myself in a closet and never to come out. "Haru-Chan look we brought cake." *CRY* Why me why, what did I do isn't it enough I have to see them at school?
"Fine I'll make some tea." She opened the door to show the kitchen the living room and the studying area, Tamaki sighed and was in thought. It was then that Hikaru, spoke and Tamaki literally attacked him I sweat dropped and ran to my room to pick up some bras and underwear and hid them in the closet.
"Normal commoner dwelling for three that is interesting." Kyoya
"Haruhi and Yuki are short so they should be okay." Hikaru
"Well I think it is super cute." Hunni
"Don't struggle to complement it please." Haruhi, I returned to the room to find them still in the door way.
"WTF get your asses in here eat drink and then leave, sheesh can't we get some privacy." I didn't think they could move that fast in a second they had their shoes off and were fighting to sit down.
"Whoa talk about cramped." The twins said, then Tamaki sat with his knees tucked into his chest and everyone did the same. I sighed and smiled, I think I will miss them when I leave. "Idiots Imma make us some tea, don't break anything or I will kill you." I was about to be in the kitchen when Hikaru handed me a bag. "What's this, it aint poison is it?" He explained that it was tea from Africa and tasted better with milk. I had just finished making the tea when Kaoru was talking about it being an inconvenience; I looked at him and then the tea.
"Idiot what the hell you talking about I just finished making it do you want it or not?" Haruhi sighed and took the cups and handed them out. "Sorry the cups don't match please help yourselves." It was then Hunni pulled out the cakes. "You pick first Yuki and Haruhi." I looked at him and then the cakes. "Are you sure? I mean you did bring them." Hikaru jumped into the conversation. "Go ahead we eat this kind of stuff all the time." I spotted a cherry cake and picked that one, Haruhi picked strawberry, man was that cake delicious. I was about to eat it when I saw another cherry being put one the plate. I looked to see Kyoya picking the cherries of the cream. "Sorry, but cherries don't suit my taste. I thought you might like them." I smiled and nodded happily.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
Somehow we ate threw lunch and now had to feed them. "What the hell am I your mom? Fine, wait here while me and Haruhi go to the supermarket." I had my shoes on when the twins started whining like babies. "We wanna go, please, please." I wanted to kill them.
"Fine get your asses outside. Hurry up or I won't get anything but fruit." We all zoomed outside, as I was walking down I saw dad, Haruhi and Tamaki were still in the house.
"Hey dad, oh I locked the door do you have you key?" He paused and dug in his purse. "Shoot I must have left it at the bar, let me in will ya?" I looked at him and then at the boys. "Don't leave alright I'll be back." With that I left to unlock the door.
I opened it and looked in only to find Haruhi pinned under Tamaki, I was shocked at first and then dad reacted. He walked really fast toward them and the next thing I know I'm laughing; Tamaki had magically hit the wall.
"Haruhi, sorry for leaving last night, oh dear my left arm has been giving me trouble lately." He glared over his shoulder. "Oh what's this bug that got caught under my feet?" I laughed even harder, it was then that Hikaru and Kaoru came in. "Oh, boss you didn't lay the moves on Haruhi did you? Sorry about him he is a ladies' man." They were walking on him trying to get to Ranka, I was laughing so hard I thought I would pee my pants.
"WHAT I'm not a ladies' man I love your daughter." With that we were sitting all around the table.
"Why me, I want to die." I was sitting by Ranka and Haruhi who were all stoic faced. "So you must be the host club right now that I think about it, I like you there isn't a bad looking one in the bunch." I wanted to die very badly now.
"Hold on how do you know about us?" Hunni asked, it was then that he went around and named them off. "SO Haruhi and Yuki talk about us?" I sat there and looked at them, and then at Ranka. "No Kyoya did," It was then that we all freaked out and Tamaki was about to scold Kyoya when he deflated and started to grow mushrooms. "Oh your so handsome, but your only the vice and so responsible, I guess you have a useless president." Haruhi decided to cut in and ended up getting us glomped by the man. I fought him off as best I could only to end up squashed.
"You never tell me anything and the truth is you are so adorable even when mad." It was then that I had it. "DAMN IT OLD MAN, LET US GO SO WE CAN GET SOME FOOD!" He squeezed us tighter to him and then let go. We ran as fast as we could to the supermarket.
TIME SKIP^%^&
"Ma'am I have no clue what you are talking about." I was currently messing with a boy talking to him in English and having so much fun it was so hard not to laugh. It was then that Haruhi had to ruin it.
"Yuki, stop messing with the kid and get over here and push the buggy." I looked at the kid. "What are you going to do if you go to America and you need something?" The kid sweat dropped. "You speak English?" I laughed and walked away.
I was currently looking at the pocky sticks when I saw the twins. "What the fuck are you doing here? Didn't we tell you to wait with our dad?" They smirked at me and then encircled me between them. "So you like to mess with people and make them think you are a foreigner?" I looked at them and then at the chocolate pockey's. "Yeah I was going to mess with you guys, but since you are rich you probably know English."
I looked to see Haruhi and Tamaki together, and Mori and Hunni running around with a cart. I showed the twins where the coffee was, I didn't see dad around I usually saw him before Haruhi, but ignored him.
TIME SKIP^%$#
"It really gets your blood going, here Tamaki more chrysanthemums." Everyone was talking and blabbering on and on I wanted to sleep. "What is going on here?" I looked to see Haruhi as confused as I was and we laughed at our predicament.
YAY new chapter I cant believe that I finally finished it, this was so long. New chapter tomorrow.