What the Hell
So I went back to make sure everything was alright with the stories, and I found that Real life was missing a chapter so if you didn't know that please go back and read and I think it will make since. Oh and I am skipping the one where the host club helps Nekazowa and his sister. I didn't really like that episode, too depressing.
Haruhi was currently running from the twins, they were trying to get her in this ridiculous bunny suit; I wasn't going to help her out, nope teach her to leave me in a room with a shirtless Kyoya.
"Come on Haruhi you barely dress up and we just want to see you in the costume." I looked to see that they bumped the table, the contents spilled. I didn't care I wasn't the one that had to clean it up.
"AHHHH NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT!" I looked to see Tamaki spaz out for the billionth time that day. "Oi Tamaki shut up or you will wake Hunni." I then walked over to see what the big deal was. I paled at what I saw; Usa-Chan had tea all over him. "Shit of course you guys do this while Hunni is sleeping. Haruhi wake him up, while I clean Usa-Chan." "NOOOOOO!" I thought I would have flown away at how loud they were being. "Shut the fuck up you aint gotta yell." I picked up one of the napkins on the table and started to dab the bunny.
"Mori do you have an excuse ready?" He nodded and then I continued.
The twins and Tamaki were informing Haruhi and I about Hunni and how he doesn't wake up in a good mood, and how his blood type was a/b, the same as Kyoya's. Who cares, really? It was then that Hunni was starting to wake up, I had a blank face and they threw Tamaki's bear Kuma-Chan in with Hunni as a replacement. I just thought they were idiots if they did that with my Fu, fu rabbit that bear would be dead. Hunni was looking around for the said rabbit and saw Kuma, he picked up bear and looked at it for a moment, and without hesitation, the bear was on the ground.
"Pffft, HAHAHA OMG thank god that bear was ugly, HAHAHA. Oh Hunni, you are a hero." The others paled and were hiding behind a couch. I had just finished drying him but the stain wouldn't come out. I looked up to see Hunni staring at me and Usa-Chan, I smiled and handed him the bunny. "Here," I was glad Mori was beside me. "Why is Usa-Chan dirty?" I smiled gently and stood up, Mori then explained that Usa-Chan was dirty, because he wanted something to drink, Hunni brightened up quickly. "Oh, I see and that was why Yuki was drying him." He smiled and went on his merry little way.
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It was time for club the hormonal girls over loaded the place and Renge was narrating about Hunni, I didn't know why, but I wanted to kill her.
"AHH MOEEEEEEE!" I looked over to see what the hell she was talking about only to see Mori and Hunni, Mori had Hunni pinned to the couch and was looking in his mouth. "So is it," I looked to Tamaki and then over at the other members. I looked at Hunni, he had big tears in his eyes and then I wanted to cry. Tamaki had to make it worse though.
"I'm sorry to inform that you don't bring sweets for Hunni-sempai's sake." I went over and comforted him. He clung to me and I just hugged and made sure he was alright.
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"Poor Hunni, I think I would die if you guys took away my candy." I looked to see that the host club meeting was going on and they were disusing the next theme, the hormonal teenagers left, and it was freaking hot, I had taken my blazer off and was in the white undershirt. I looked to see the twins and Tamaki blushing. I raised an eyebrow and they looked away.
I looked to see Mori stick an ice cream in his mouth, and Hunni scream in pain. I sweat dropped and walked over. "Mori don't you think that was a bit much, if you continue to do things like that, Hunni is not going to be happy at the end result, and you will be miserable." He looked at me with a blank face, Hunni had went to sleep, and was not anywhere near the real world. I sighed and was about to walk away when I felt arms around me, I looked to see Mori was on his knees his arms around my waist, and his head on my shoulder.
"You smell good." I felt myself getting closer to him, and his arms wrapped around me able to touch himself. The others were freaking out; it was then that I saw the black rings under his eyes. I patted his head and hugged him back. He froze for a moment and then relaxed; Tamaki and the twins froze and looked on with amazement. "What do I smell like?" I was glad that I didn't have big boobs in this place, and I was also glad that I was skinny, well not really skinny I had enough fat to help keep me a little warm, but not to over barring.
Mori moved a little and if possible held me closer to him. "Sweet, and like a starry night after it rains." I always loved the way rain smelt, and the way it made the scent of the earth stronger. I had to move my legs to support his weight, it was then that he stuck his nose in the nook of my neck and inhaled. It felt weird and I didn't really mind, what I did mind was his tongue that licked up. It was then the twins Tamaki and Kyoya reacted. Kyoya was the one to come over and start writing and taking pictures, he then set the camera down and tried to get me away from Mori, he held on tighter and wouldn't let go. He gave up after the first tug, Tamaki was wallowing in a corner, and the twins were trying to pry Mori off me, they would have had successes if they would have seen the couch behind them.
Somehow, the twins put us on the couch and I was on top of Mori, he relaxed and fell asleep, I waited till his breathe evened out more and then when he relaxed fully, I lifted his arms away from me.
I felt my clothes were crooked and was fixing them, somehow don't ask maybe the writer is a pervert, somehow the first button and the last four buttons were unbuttoned, and the twins blushed, but got an idea.
"So you didn't mind that Mori was all over you like that?" I looked at them and then started to button my shirt. "No, not really he was half asleep, and besides, I don't mind a touch every now and then." They sandwiched me between them and held me. I sighed and tried to push them off, key word tried. They started to unbutton my shirt again and I just held a blank face, they leaned in and were inches from my lips, when Tamaki started to spaz out. I didn't hold any facial expressions.
"Hey Yuki, I am leaving, if your coming come, if not see you later." I looked at the door that Haruhi left threw, the twins were off me and Tamaki was threatening them. "Thanks Tamaki, see ya Kyoya." I left and smiled at the twins.
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Watching Hunni like this was pathetic, I had the filling stuff for his cavity, but Mori said that Hunni had to learn. Some girls were eating sandwiches and tea when Hunni came by. They panicked and then ran off, leaving a crying Hunni.
"Sigh, poor Hunni, I wish there was something I could do." I looked at Haruhi, and she was still doing her work. I moved and got closer to her, and then yawned loudly trying to get her attention. She still didn't budge. I got up and walked away.
"Yuki," looked around and then down to see Hunni, he was pulling my shirt and crying. "Hunni what's wrong are you okay?" He looked up at me with his face and I hugged him. "Why does everyone hate me?" I froze this was about the candy. I sighed, and held him tighter to me. "Hunni we don't hate you we're trying to help and it may be painful, but it has to get worse before it gets better." I slipped a piece of sugar free candy in his pocket, and looked at him. "Don't chew, just remember to suck." I moved away from him, and gathered my stuff he looked at me confused and I just winked and moved on.
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"There he goes to the sweet cabinet." I looked at Hunni and saw that he was a mess. He was easily irritated, and low on sugar. I guess that one sugar free candy didn't help.
"Don't worry we got rid of all the candy in there." I looked to see Kyoya as happy as can be. This whole week he has been happy. I spotted a Kuma-Chan in Hunni's hand and he threw it down, Tamaki freaked out, and Hunni used the last of his energy, and fell over. I was about to go over and comfort him, when Tamaki went to see if her was alright.
"Hunni-Sempai is you okay come on it can't be that . . . AHHHHHH!" I was surprised to see Tamaki running around with Hunni on his hand, I was about to say something when Mori cut in.
"Mitskuni don't take this out on others." It was then that Hunni let go and went over to Mori, I was about to calm the situation down when Hunni lost his temper.
"Takashi, you IDIOT, ONE PIECE OF CANDY WOULDN'T HURT, THAT'S IT I HATE YOU TAKASHI!" Hunni rushed out the room followed by Tamaki. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, why, why would Hunni say such a thing over sweets. Mori moved to get up only to fall again, I still was in shock. "Mori maybe you did go too far." I looked at the twins, and then Haruhi spoke. "No he was punishing himself, am I right Mori-Sempai?" Haruhi was smart and I knew she was right, and Mori only confirmed it.
"Yeah, I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth." I went over to him and patted his shoulder. "It wasn't your fault; it is okay to punish one's self, but not like that." I remembered when I told my mom I hated her because she wouldn't let me go play outside.
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"Mommy, it is only in the backyard I don't see what the big deal is." I walked to the refrigerator and got a juice box.
"The big deal is you can play tomorrow, right now, you need to do the chores I told you to." I frowned at her and walked away.
"Mother I Hate you and wish I was never born." I ran out the room, I heard my father come out of the other room, and I guess he saw my mom crying.
It was later in the evening and I locked myself in the closet below the steps. My father came and tried to get me out. He started to talk about how, sad mom was, and I started to feel guilty, I opened the door, and saw his smiling face. "Mom is pretty upset huh?" I got out the closet and felt his hug. "She is she told me that she didn't let you go outside because it was still a little muddy from the rain yesterday." I cried more and ran to find her.
When I found her, she was sitting down and putting together a broken vase. I ran and hugged her. "I'm sorry momma; I won't say mean things to you again I promise." She hugged me and we stayed like that till I fell asleep.
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"I wanted him to hate me for forgetting." The door opened slightly and revealed a crying Hunni and Tamaki, who was smiling. I went over to the twins and Haruhi, they smiled as Hunni ran over to a depressed Mori, he was surprised to say the least, and hugged Hunni back.
"I'm sorry Takashi; I won't eat candy till you tell me to."
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It had been two days and Hunni was able to eat cakes and sweets again, occasionally, Mori would remind him to brush his teeth. Hunni giggled and would continue to eat.
"Yuki-Chan, I wanted to thank you, for the sugar free candy, it was delicious." The host members looked at me, and I saw Mori, he looked okay with it.
"Hunni you do know that sugar free means no sugar right, they just put more of the flavor in it to make it seem like it has sugar." He hugged me and went off hopping to Mori.
"So you gave him candy when we said not to huh?" I looked to see the twins they had sly looks on their faces. "Can you not resist a kid on the brink of tears?" I looked at them and smiled. "No, actually I can't, a person like Hunni should always be smiling." With that I walked to the door. "Haruhi I am leaving early, if you need me I will be at home." With that I was gone and didn't look back until I was in the court yard.
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Haruhi, Ranka, and I were at the school, Ouran, we paused hesitating. Ranka continued we walked till we came to the principal's office. "Looks like everything is good, you go take a tour Haruhi and Yuki." I looked at Ranka and then the man, they nodded their heads.
"Alright fathers then we're off."
We made it to a room that looked off. I looked at it for a moment and then looked outside the window to see some doves fly off.
"Hey, did you see that?" Haruhi ran off in the direction of the room and I followed her. "Haruhi, wait, you don't know if anything in there is important." She kept going, I followed her in the room and when we went in I saw a stuffed rabbit, she ran after it and I was going to stop her when she suddenly tripped, she took me with her. We were falling and it was long.
She landed in a vase while I landed on a couch. I looked around and saw that the room was the same as the room before, only this room had a piano and a banana tree.
Haruhi tried to get out of the vase, key word tried, but to no avail, it was then that this little mouse looking boy came out of the piano and was fixing it up. Haruhi called out to him.
"Um, do you think you could help me?" I looked at the boy and Haruhi; the boy ran away and shrunk after eating a banana. He went through a door and didn't come back out. It was then that she got up and wormed her way to it, I looked at the bananas that were on the ground and ate one, everything got bigger. It was then Haruhi did the same only she ate all of them.
We went through the small door. As we were walking light bulbs suddenly came on and said the word, female. "Sexist, light bulbs, what do they know." It was then that the light bulbs started to count down I didn't really care that was until they said look out and I slipped bringing Haruhi and I down another hole.
Our landing was softened by some salty water, I held my breath and grabbed Haruhi, and we were on the surface by then.
"What is this, water or salt?" I looked around, and then heard a voice. "Its tears, you cried enough tears for two people, Haruhi, and you must really be a cry baby." I looked over to see a caterpillar, sitting on a mushroom. "Oh and I would get out of there if I were you." We were halfway out when these mechanical alligators snapped at us and then went back under water. "What the hell were those things?" I looked at the caterpillar thing and he just smoked on the bong like thing. "That would be salt water alligators." He then looked over and saw a tall man and a little girl; they were talking and then pick some shrouds. They bit into it and switched roles. The boy turned into a baby and the girl turned into a slut.
"Hey the baby is getting away, aren't you going to stop him?" The caterpillar didn't pay attention. Haruhi and I went after the baby, we ended up in a room with banana peels, Haruhi fell and I laughed along with someone else.
"I am a duchess that woman cooking is the cook and the lazy cat is my cat." I looked over to see a purple cat smirking like crazy it was then that the cook started to throw a tantrum. She threw all kinds of things at the woman sitting on the throne like chair, what impressed me was that she was dodging it all.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE VILLIAN WHY YOU ALL ENJOY YOURSELVES . . . TAMAKI YOU STUPID IDIOT!" With that she was out of the room. "What a troublesome cook. So you came to make sure the baby was okay?" I looked over and saw the woman hand off the baby to Haruhi. "Will you watch him for me I have been summoned to court?" With that she left. I looked at the cat and he was smirking. "Do you really think that is a baby?" I looked back at Haruhi and the kid only to find a doll. "Hey what happened to the . . . He is gone." I looked at the couch again, and nothing was there. Haruhi set the doll down gently and we were off.
We came to a long hallway, that was outside, as we were walking the cat from before was now bugging us. "Oh Mr. Cat," the cat smirked again and disappeared. "Over here." I looked and saw he was behind us now. "Isn't it cool, I can disappear, and reappear?" I noticed that his voice changed and then he stayed still. "Yes that is pretty amazing but we must be on our way." We started to walk and the cat followed, he was going around the pillar following, disappearing and then reappearing.
"Which way should we go?" I asked them, we had stopped and the cat looked at us. "That depends,"
"On where it is you both are trying to go?" I looked at them and Haruhi looked forward. "We are trying to get home, where we were before," The cat then moved. "Forbidden without the queens permission, you have to go to court for that." It was then they didn't come out so we continued to walk, at first we were just going to walk straight when the cat came out again.
"The queen is what you might call,"
"The ruler of this world,"
"So without her permission it is futile to go anywhere." I looked at the cat and then Haruhi seemed angry. "If you are going to talk to us then come out both of you."
The cat smirked and then, talked. "Both of us, there is only one." I looked at Haruhi and the cat and then shrugged my shoulders. "Whatever, I'm going on." Haruhi followed and when we were a little away from the cat I looked to see two of them, they stood there and stared at us.
We were by the tear pools again I looked over and saw a big bird; she was staring off into space and daydreaming. "I hope he comes back soon." With that we moved on.
We entered what looked like a lobby; there were tables and chairs all around. We saw a rabbit boy, a man in a hat and, a mouse that was asleep. "Excuse us," They didn't even look at us when they answered. "No room," I looked at them and then Haruhi, she looked confused. "Yea no room," with that we walked off. "Okay then bye." We were walking away when they freaked out. "NO stop we were kidding, there is plenty of room." We went back and sat down.
"So what is with this place?" I looked to see the man in the hat talking about Haruhi's hair and telling her she would have to cut it. I then looked at the little boy. "If you eat too many sweets you'll get a cavity." It was then the mouse woke up and told him to brush his teeth when finished, and then he went back to sleep.
"Tell me, how is fancy tuna and lean tuna alike?" I looked at him and then at Haruhi. "Aren't they the same?" He freaked out and started talking about commoners.
I looked over and saw a mannequin in a bathing suit. "Would you like some wine?" I looked to Haruhi who just closed her eyes and then looked at the rabbit. "Alcohol consumed by minors is illegal." They were now talking about us and I didn't mind.
There was a chime, followed by many more chimes and I looked to see the place filled with clocks.
"Oh it must be time for the duchess court session, more like execution." I looked to see a solemn rabbit and man in hat. I looked over and saw Haruhi running somewhere, the rabbit and man protested. "Thank you for your time, gentlemen, but I must go." They looked at one another, then at me. "You aren't apart of this world, be careful." They both said, I paused and looked at them and said my thanks.
"This court is now in session, duchess you have abandoned your child in order to work, how do you plea. . ." We burst in before he could say anymore. "Stop, we are here to represent the duchess." We were there when the man looked over we couldn't tell, but I think he was mad. "Who are you? How dare you come in here unannounced?" I looked at the man. "How dare you accuse a woman for abandonment, she had to leave the child, to go and provide for it." It was then that the man smirked. "Oh but you both are just as guilty." It was that the man summoned a broken vase that we saw earlier.
"You broke it didn't you?" We looked at him and were about to say no when we got a flash of it braking. "What was that?" I moved and the man called someone out. "Mad hatter how do you describe these two?" He named off all the things that we did and then called us, dumb commoners.
"Oh yeah well at least we're smarter than you Tamaki-sempai." It was then the lights came on. "How did you know my name if I never told you?" Then some girls in yellow dresses showed up. "Yes how did you know his name?" They all asked. I looked over and the man pulled his mask off to show our dad. "Ranka, what, wait that must mean." I looked to see the woman standing up she walked closer to us. "I'm so proud of you two. Now go have fun with your friends." We raced over to the woman and almost had her in our grasp.
I woke to bright light and something wet going down my cheek.
"Yuki, Haruhi, are you two alright?" I looked to see the host club dressed in costumes that reminded me of my dream. This place, is it real, or like a dream?" I looked to Haruhi to see she was smiling.
"Haruhi ready to entertain girls?"
YAY chapter finished, I am so sorry about the last chapter on real world just think of it as a bonus chapter.