What the Hell
I looked around and saw that there were more girls than usual. Tamaki was with the girl that got called a carp fish and I chuckled to myself, It was then they moved lower and the Hydrangeas covered them, I sweat dropped and hoped they weren't doing what I think they were.
I looked over to see the twins playing match the shells, Hikaru was losing and then, Kaoru would laugh and then, Hikaru would capture him in a intimate embrace.
I looked to see Mori, and Hunni, trying to eat soba noodles, only for Hunni to get it all over himself.
Kyoya had some girls over by the little river and they looked peaceful, knowing him though he probably just sold something. I was sitting on the other side of the yard when Tamaki the spaz tackled Haruhi and they really flipped, I laughed and looked to see Haruhi half dead looking.
"You idiots came this close to almost killing my daughter what is the matter with you two?" I looked at Tamaki and then the twins.
"We thought you had the ball boss." "It is not our fault you don't know how to play the game." I laughed more and ducked as Tamaki did his star light kick into a window.
"Let's go apologize." With that we were off to the room with the broken window.
I was laughing in the corner, watching as Tamaki apologized, Haruhi and Hunni and Mori were cleaning the glass from the broken window as the twins explained about the newspaper, apparently they are just a bunch of gossip and scandals on the paper that nobody reads.
"Yes we are sorry about that, but we were wanting, to do a last paper about you guys, it took us till our club was about to disperse to really open our eyes, will you help us?"
Tamaki was urgent to help, and was about to agree when Kyoya pushed him out the way and started to talk to the president of the newspaper club. "Sorry, but the host club will not be participating in this event, maybe next time or never." We were almost out the room when they started to do a sob story.
I slammed my hands on the president's desk and a dark aura took over the room. "Are you stupid, or just hard of hearing? We won't do you nasty grubby paper, if you bug us again I will kill you." With that we left for the club room the boys walking far away from me as possible. Haruhi broke the ice.
"Ne, Yuki you didn't have to be rough about it." I looked at her and smiled. "I know, but I hate people that don't know their place." We all filed in and waited for Tamaki the idiot. He was rolling a ball and in the corner not changing from his cosplay of the day.
"Look, how about, we just do the newspaper club?" I looked to see Haruhi, and she didn't want to, but knew something was up.
"Oh, why would we do that?" It was then she explained the puppy dog eyes and I know I was a sucker but damn those eyes were genuinely the shit compared to mine.
"There will be a few rules." It was Kyoya who spoke everyone had succumbed to those damn eyes and I wanted to freaking kill that idiot.
"No one is to be alone with the members of that club and don't tell them of any plans for the near future." With that Kyoya left and we were getting ready.
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"Okay you guys are it for this next game." We were outside and playing kick the can, the idiot Tamaki, decided to show the club what we do on our days off.
Tamaki kicked the can as the newspaper club was talking to Haruhi.
We all hid as Kyoya was counting off, I was with the twins. It was then that Kyoya found us and Mori and Hunni and we went to the newspaper club.
"Damn them I will make an article to ruin them all, starting with that boy Yuki, he is just a lowly commoner how dare he." As they opened the door it was me that greeted them.
"Didn't I tell you if you fucked with this club I will kill you?" The others were currently sitting on stacks of newspapers, and I was behind the desk, sitting in the boy's chair. "Do you really think I was stupid? I know how people like you are. They are miserable beings and only do what they can to gain what they need." They were cowering in fear; I stood up from the chair and walked closer to them. The twins kept their faces neutral, and Kyoya was letting me do the talking, Hunni and Mori, were quiet as well.
"Well is there anything else you would like to say about our idiot president?" They seemed to just stop, and look at me. My eyes seemed to get darker and I tried to prevent my ears from coming out.
"I will write a story to ruin you all!" I looked at the boy in front of me and walked around him. "Tsk, pathetic, the Hittachiin twins and Morinozukas have enough to take your father's business away, even Kyoya is powerful, and then the Huninozuka's well what would they want with a pesky business like that, do you really think you are in the position to threaten us." I looked at the boy in front of us again and he seemed to be angrier.
"Your just that idiot president's lackeys, you don't know anything." I looked at him and then at Kyoya. "You are wrong idiot, Kyoya is that tape ready?" He pulled it out and held it between his fingers. "If anything these are my lackeys and Tamaki is the one that holds us together, I guess, well Hunni what would you call that idiot?" Hunni looked at me and then at the cowards. "Our friend, and if you hurt him we won't hesitate to hurt your father's business."
They all were on their knees I looked at the two behind the idiot and then at their boss. "You two, why don't you work for us, but only when we need you that way, he can't hold power over you. You get to also be yourself." They looked at their boss and smiled. "No thanks Yuki-san we are content with being here." I smiled at them, and then we walked out. Before we left completely I stopped. "Don't hesitate to ask them for help." With that we were gone.
"How come we had to be your lackeys?" I looked at Hikaru and Kaoru; they were on either side of me and having their arms swung around my shoulders
"Yeah and you can be evil sometimes you know?" I looked at Hunni and then at Mori who just said "yeah" in agreement with Hunni. "I agree, why did we take you with us in the first place, and how can you be like that?" I stopped and they walked on for a bit but then stopped.
"I used to be head of the Yakuza, before Haruhi's dad found me, and the reason you took me with you is because they threatened Haruhi." It was true, I was head before I could find the main character, and one of the Yakuza families took me in.
"Oh, okay well we better find the boss and Haruhi." We were running to the center of the maze and found Haruhi and Tamaki there. They were so relieved when they saw us coming.
"Oh, hey what happened to the newspaper club?" I looked at Tamaki and then Kyoya answered. "They changed their mind about us they thought that we were too much to handle." We were walking out, and I spotted several flowers that reminded me of the host members, it was then that a vibrate green flower was there in between an orange and blue flower. I smiled and walked up to continue.
"Hey Kyoya, who is the head master anyways, nobody ever mentions him?" I looked to see Haruhi walking behind us. "Didn't you know it is Tamaki's dad?" She stopped and stared off into space.
"Haruhi if you don't hurry we will leave you in here." I heard Tamaki yell. I turned to see her make a face and continued with sluggish remarks.
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"Yes see Haruhi, I told you if we didn't tell them idiots where we were they wouldn't follow." We were outside putting the sheets on the line and greeting customers, it was refreshing not to deal with that idiot calling every five minutes.
"Welcome, we hope you have a good stay." Haruhi was outside by herself I trusted she could do it. It was when I heard a damn helicopter did I get worried, I went outside to see the bumbling idiot and the host club. "HARUHI, YUKI, DON'T WORRY DADDY IS HERE!" I wanted to die.
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"DAMN IT GO AWAY, we did this to get away from you guys, need as hell." I looked at Haruhi to see she had her soul coming out. Suzua was running around yelling cute boys and the twins and Tamaki were complementing here work.
"These two are such good girls it's like they are made for this." Why must she open her mouth? "Take Haruhi, and Yuki, for a week just to watch over them." I hate you Ranka.
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"Why are you here you could go where ever you want and spend time how you want yet you decided to come here, do you hate us or something?" I was dying; I sat down next to Hunni and drank from the glass of lemonade that was set out.
"You know it says that a student can't have a job." Kyoya started and Haruhi freaked out I just looked on and shrugged my shoulders
"What'cha gunna do report us can't get money back for that vase if we are suspended can ya?" They stiffened and looked at me.
"At any rate we do get to spend our summer how we want just like you said and we want to spend it here in Karuizowa." I looked at Tamaki and then punched him in his arm.
"Stupid don't use my words to make this okay for you." The twins then butted in. "Hey you two cut off your phones didn't you?" We paused and looked at one another. This went on for about ten seconds and then Hikaru cut in. "You are not supposed to do that."
"Did you say cell phones?" I looked to see a zombie Tamaki; he walked slowly and didn't really make it to the table. "Yeah it's for friends, you can put top five." They explained and then he rambled on about daddies being in category. "Tsk daddies don't make daughters pay them back for a broken vase." He deflated and walked away.
"Why don't we stay here, with Haruhi and Yuki?" Damn it Hunni.
"SHUT UP HUNNI AND YOU CANT THERE IS ONLY ONE ROOM LEFT!" They smirked and then talked to each other.
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"ONE HUNDRED REFRESHER POINTS, TO THE BROTHERLY LOVE!" Why what did I do, why did I say anything about a room.
FLASH BACK A WHOLE DAY
"Alright men, we are to compete to win the room and sleep near Haruhi and Yuki." I sighed and watched as they did our jobs Suzua had gave them refresher points which were points if they did a good job. Tamaki was at negative, Hunni, negative, and Kyoya didn't even have points, Mori had fifty, and the twins were in the lead.
Tamaki was losing and he was about to give up when Kyoya pointed out the piano in the lobby. I was out with Kaoru and talking when Haruhi came up and joined in. "So have you given up or are you going to continue?" We were so deep in the conversation we didn't notice that the window above us opened, it was when Kaoru, had me and Haruhi under him that I saw the little vase. Blood dropped on my cheek and I looked up and saw that he was bleeding. Hikaru came running our way and it turned out this was a set up of brotherly love act.
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It was now morning and everyone was back at the pension, Tamaki had created a book, in which I wouldn't of agreed on and would love to see Kyoya's and Hunni's reaction, the twins ruined it by asking him if he told those two, he paled and sat in a corner and grew mushrooms. Kyoya, Hunni and Mori then came in and sat down. I was sucking the juice in my hand when they asked me to make them some food.
"Fuck no you guys are big boys, make it yourself." Then the door chimed and I looked over to see a boy that looked familiar.
"Hey Haruhi, Yuki won't make us some food, will you do it?" The boy looked up and started to walk our way.
"Hmm sorry to interrupt but did you say Yuki and Haruhi?" I saw the boy's face and it was Arai.
"Fuck, not you, sheesh you were a cry baby." Haruhi stood there in shock.