What the Hell
"Damn these are a damn death trap, why the hells are they out?" I looked over and saw everyone was having fun with this thing, kotasu's whatever they are. My clients were laughing at me, as I was trying to figure this thing out.
"Yuki-Kun, you sit under it like this." I looked and saw the perfect opportunity. I put my head under there and my butt out.
"Oh like this, but then how am I supposed to see you lovely ladies?" They squeaked and giggled and trying to regain composure.
"No silly," I looked out of the kotasu and saw the girl that was explaining it to me, she was laughing trying to tell me how to sit.
"You legs go under there, Yuki your funny." I placed my hand on the table and my head in my hand and looked dreamily at them. "But you ladies are cute when you are happy." They over loaded and were now glomping the life out of me.
I remember our first meeting. I heard out of nowhere. I looked all around and then I felt light headed. "L-ladies, can you get Kyo-ya I think something . . . I knew I didn't finish, but I knew that they were screaming, and I could hear the host feet running towards me, but I am too tired.
POV CHANGE&^%$# !
Haruhi was asking me why I helped Tamaki start this club, I just simply applied that because it was a crazy idea that I went along with it. We looked at Yuki's table and saw all the girls laughing and squealing, I sighed and was about to go over there, but Haruhi had more questions. I answered as many as possible, I didn't know why but I was trying to remember.
I remember when we first met. I looked over at Tamaki and held my stare. It was then that the girls at Yuki's table started to scream. We looked over to see Yuki on the floor and not moving, Haruhi was the first to run over there, she held Yuki, then it was Mori, and Hunni followed by the twins and Tamaki.
I sighed and closed my little black book. "Sorry lovely ladies, but the host club had to end early, it seems one of the members are not feeling well." They got up and left, but a few those were worried, came back with some stuff for Yuki.
"We hope he gets better, he really is fun to be around, and please we hope he gets better." I gave them my thanks and they were on their way.
POV DREAM*&^%$# #$%^
I felt like I was going to die, I thought I was, but death can be such a bitch. I didn't know where I was hell; all I knew was that I was in a freaking house. No not a house a school? I looked around and it looked like a smaller version of Ouran high school.
"Kyoya, Kyoya-Kun," I looked to see a boy chasing after another boy and was surprised to see a younger version of Kyoya. He turned and faced the other boy, at first he didn't recognize him and just listened and then when he mentioned his father Kyoya instantly remembered the boy.
"Ah, that's great now I have to go I am pretty busy." He entered a class room and I saw two boys approach him and three girls that were staring at him, huddled together.
"Otori- kun, I had heard that we would be in the same class that is great." He faked his smile and said his false YAY's and went on.
It was then a kid came by and was talking about a villa in the mountains, he started making comments and telling everyone to come, I wanted to laugh and then Kyoya agreed, it was then that I realized the boy had said his father maybe there. I knew Kyoya didn't really care for stargazing.
TIME SKIP&^%$#
We had come to a grand mansion, I wanted to freaking explore the damn thing, but every time I went away I came back into the same room with Kyoya and his sister, who was making a damn mess. Her name is Fuyumi, I laughed at her because she was trying to put his clothes that she pulled out back into the drawers, but only ended up a bigger mess.
"Kyoya you aren't like big brothers so please relax at your age." I stopped laughing enough to look at Kyoya, he looked at her and then explained that he couldn't relax because he was the third son.
I wanted to punch him in the face, where the hell is Tamaki when you need him, put some damn since in this boy.
The scene changed to him painting a picture, he kept inside the frame not going out. It was a beautiful picture, but it was dull.
"How long do you plan on standing there? Why are you even in my owner's head." I jumped and looked over to see the Kyoya that was painting talking, I waltzed over there and looked at the painting.
"It's a bit dull, don't you think, maybe if you add more color, and go outside of the painting?" He looked at me and then continued, I puffed put my cheeks and then as quickly as I was there I was gone.
"Kyoya you are brilliant and have the means to go about business, but are that really what you want, for yourself to be unhappy?"
I looked and I was sitting next to Kyoya, who was writing a paper. He glimpsed over at me and then at Fuyumi. "Happy, or unhappy it doesn't matter, I have to continue." It was then that he stood up and ushered his sister out the room closed and locked the door. "Why is it that I can only see you?" I jumped and felt scared a little. "I don't know, it is your head, you figure it out." It was then that the scene changed again, and we were in his father's study.
"Kyoya the chairman's son is supposed to start school tomorrow with you, get to know him, by the way a word of advice. Keep friends close and enemies closer." All I had to say to this was Kyoya I don't like your father.
The scene changed to him and a girl meeting Tamaki, and let me tell you this girl would be easy. Tamaki had grabbed the girl's hands and was spouting out all kinds of crap. He looked at me and I froze at first and then moved by Kyoya to see that he could see me as well. It was then that he moved and was greeting Kyoya who now about to give him the tour.
"Otori-Kun there is a girl following us, is that normal?" Kyoya looked over his shoulder at me and then at Tamaki.
"So you can see her too, I wonder why?" Soon they both stopped and Tamaki was spazzing out about a damn Kotasu. I wanted to kill this kid.
"I wanted to sit under one when I got here, but we only have western style at my home." It was then Kyoya dropped the bomb shell, I tried to tell him not to mention not having a Kotasu, but he didn't listen.
"NOOOOOOO!" Was Tamaki's response and he went into a great depression. "Yes you did just step on a land mine." He looked at me and then at Tamaki. "How is it you know that this kid was going to freak out like that?" I looked at them both and shrugged my shoulders. "You will learn soon enough."
Tamaki then went on about foot wrestling and close family relations, and even oranges. I looked at the idiot and wanted to walk away, but I knew I would just be brought back here.
"Sorry but I can just order a kotasu for you to visit and then after that we can see if you like it, maybe." Tamaki dropped the magic T.V and started to jump and hug Kyoya, and jump more.
"Kyoya my friend, a mon a mi." He was too excited for this. I was laughing because Kyoya looked as if he wanted to murder the poor guy, he kept talking and talking, I didn't know someone could talk this much.
The scene changed and we were back at Kyoya's home. His sister was still trying to put his close away only to fail. I tried helping her but the girl would just pull the close out again.
"So Kyoya you two are already best friends from what you are telling me." I laughed as she pulled out his boxers and threw them over and behind the dresser.
"I am sure he is just an idiot and doesn't know a thing about Japan, but he is making this easier than I thought. Sister I thought I told you not to rummage through my drawer." With that I couldn't help it I was dying of laughter her determination was admirable but her goofiness would be the thing to do her in.
The scene kept changing after a few minutes and I noticed that he didn't dwell so long on a certain memory. We were where we were when we stopped the tour, he was serious and pulled out the magical T.V. He started going on about Kyoto, and how he wanted to see the park the demon doctor and something else. It was then that Kyoya stepped on that land mine again and then tried to make up for it.
"How about we go see them in terms." I suggested and then Tamaki seemed to not get it at first so I explained deeper. "First go to Kyoto since you want to go there first then go to the park where ever that is located." I was caught in the group hug and was called a god along with Kyoya. "Fuck yes I am a god, I am the mother . . . I mean I am not a god I am simply a friend." Kyoya was thoroughly irritated now.
"From a friend to a god in one day." I looked over and saw he was surprised yet irritated. It was then he realized that I was in the group hug as well. "I didn't know you could be touched physically." He said I looked at him and then at myself. "Huh neither did I looks like we both learned something new."
We were now having a montage of the things Tamaki wanted to do. He was already friends with the whole class and we had gone to Kyoto. We were on a beach and I had on the bathing suit the twins loaned me. I was laughing because he thought he found Namahage and we were in Okinawa. Kyoya was exhausted and looked past tired.
"My, my, my Kyoya why are you studying so hard?" He had this aura that made me stay away from him and he was trying to read the magazines that were in front of him, I picked up one of the magazines and read Hokkaido. I laughed so that was where the idiot wanted to go next.
"I can ask one of my friends to see if he can give you a tour." Kyoya's pen broke and he seemed to be irritated. "That isn't good enough, this time I will make sure he is satisfied in Hokkaido." I saw fire and was about to put it out when the scene changed to Tamaki and Kyoya talking.
"Huh Hokkaido? I know we should live to the fullest, but don't you think we should study?" I felt this aura that would kill if they could. "I will play with you when test are done."
SCENE CHANGE. We were now back at Kyoya's house and I was hiding behind the cloth covered couch. Everywhere you looked actually had clothes all over the place hung from the ceiling and chairs. There was a crash and Kyoya throwing a tantrum.
"Kyoya what is wrong?"
"That BASTARD, I thought he was a fool but now I know he is a complete dumbass. I never wanted to punch someone so hard." It was then that I saw a flash of his father and brothers. He calmed down and didn't further threaten to kill Tamaki. He was punching the couch and I was going to go help him with his anger when he turned to me.
"How come you aren't angry about this, what do you know?" I sat down next to Kyoya and placed my hand on his shoulder, he was surprised, and then was calm.
"I don't know anything that goes on in your head Kyoya, but I know that you will . . . " The scene changed before I could finish, we were now coming back from some place and we met Fuyumi outside. She turned and walked in. "Your friend is here to visit you Kyoya." We walked in and were greeted with everyone crying and Tamaki playing the piano.
"It is beautiful, I found myself crying when he started to play." I looked and saw that Kyoya was also crying. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there and listened.
"Sorry to come out of the blue."
If that's how you feel go home.
"Ah so what happened to studying, weren't you . . ."
"Kyoya your house is huge, much bigger than the one in France."
"Anyways what are you doing here?" He looked over and started babbling on and on.
"Oh yeah you have brothers I would have thought that you would be the one to surpass your brothers."
"No they will get it because that is how things are."
"So you are going to give up? You look like the kind of person that wouldn't give up without a fight."
"What would you know, you are getting to run your father's business, without the hassle of siblings."
"It's not for sure, but my grandmother doesn't like me and I am not interested in his business. I mean look at me do you think I want to do that. I want to be a scientist and create animals and go north."
That was it for Kyoya he was not a very happy camper after Tamaki opened his mouth. The table was flipped and the next thing I know is that Tamaki and Kyoya, were on the ground, Kyoya on top and holding Tamaki up by his shirt.
"You practically have everything and you would throw it away like that, what are you?" I then realized he was jealous.
I was then with the boy that was painting again. He seemed frustrated and his strokes were more aggressive.
"Maybe you aren't the one that is trying." We heard a voice, it was then that the boy's paint brush's tip turned red and then a stroke. "Maybe it is you who has given up, if you wanted to you could of surpassed your brothers at any given moment."
Kyoya was now laughing and looking at the idiot, that had made him lose his cool.
"Hey by the way I thought you would have the Kotasu ready, I bet you are hiding it from me." He was then bonked on the head and was surprised.
"Idiot you have to wait till winter, stupid dumbass."
"Oh, that is an evil look you got there, so that is your true color huh?"
I looked up and saw that the painting that he was so into the frame was now out and shows the flowers changing to one big colorful one.
TIME SKIP &^%$#
Tamaki and I were sitting under the Kotasu and Kyoya was bringing our tea, I laughed and then looked at Tamaki, he was truly happy.
"Kyoya, Yuki, lets form a club and use our good looks, and we will call it a host club." I looked at him and smiled. So that was how the host club was formed. Kyoya stomped Tamaki and told him to sleep before he was knocked out.
"No I know who I want to ask . . ." I felt light headed again.
"Hunni and Mori . . ." His voice was fading fast and I had to tell them, I had to tell them bye before I left Kyoya and Tamaki.
"I think, I am . . . Done here . . . Be good, and . . . Form the club . . . Good bye." They were looking at me and then were panicking, I blacked out and felt sleepier than before.
END DREAM POV *&^%$#
"She is waking up, look her eyes fluttered." I opened my eyes to see everyone there, Haruhi was asleep by my side and everyone else seemed to look relieved.
"Why does everyone look relieved, AH FUCK DID I DIE!?" They laughed and Haruhi woke up and hugged me.
"No you passed out I think it was from overheating." I laughed and hugged Haruhi back. I looked at Kyoya and Tamaki, they were deep in thought.
"You shouldn't scare us like that, time for your punishment." I paled and saw the twins coming at me, I grabbed the closest thing and that would be Mori and he just stood in front of me scaring the day lights out of the twins. Hunni gave me his Usa-Chan to feel better and then some cake, we smiled and laughed.
"I just hope that this will not end soon."