In which Dumbledore is right for the wrong reasons, James and Lily aren't really dead, the Marauders become a Death Eater rehab team, and Lord Voldemort is totally screwed. Oh, and Ravenclaw and Slytherin need new ghosts, and the second-floor girls' bathroom is now available.
Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Published: 10h - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Kofuku