Straw Hats Humiliation Project 9
Hello readers, I prepared this Omake because I do it every time I finish a multi-chapter story. I hope you like it and I'm sorry for being late. Here are the answers for your questions.
AnimeXCats333: I'm really glad that you liked it, thanks for the review.
saveme57: Thank you, I loved that part too.
Son of Whitebeard: Sadly Marco isn't coming back, it was just to show how badly Vivi forgets important things.
Frankman364: I'm happy you liked the ending and there won't be a part 2… my sequels suck.
Mikila94: I forgot to add the paragraph about Carue but its fixed now.
LoveAce: I know, I totally loved that couple the first time I saw them together. it's so sad it won't happen.
Straw Hats Humiliation Project
The Straw Hats were on their way to Fishman Island when a huge ship caught up with them. The crew went on deck to consider if they were enemies or a neutral party, much to their surprise a familiar red nose man appeared before them. It was Foxy but he was wearing a white wig and sunglasses.
"Greetings travelers. My name is… Yus Lhes." The man tried to trick the Straw Hats but they were smarter than that. Zoro drew his sword while Sanji bent to kick, but Luffy approached Foxy and waved his hand.
"Nice to meet you, Yus Lhes. I'm Luffy, the future King of the pirates, and my crew is trying to reach Fishman Island, so could you please move?" The Rubber-man made his crewmates slap their foreheads.
"But I have a game you must play." Foxy tried to convince Luffy but at the lack of results he used his last resource. "The Price is food." He said rolling his eyes.
"I'll win all the meat, what's the game about?" Luffy turned serious.
"It's a simple race from the east coast to the west coast of an island nearby. I made it, it's called the Yus Lhes' Artificial Island." The Silver Fox grinned while he led the way to said place. Much to the Straw Hat's dismay Luffy was really excited and Chopper joined him in his celebration.
The pirates arrived at the Fake Island, which was a beautiful sight with all its shiny blue trees and a huge white road that cut the island in half. There were also small green houses all over the place, Robin assumed Foxy's crew lived there. The Straw Hats landed and followed Yus Lhes to the start point.
"First of all you must split in two teams." Foxy grinned. He had a plan to defeat Luffy once and for all, the first step would force the Captain to choose the best and segregate the losers. "That will be a huge blow to the trust of the crew and it will make Straw Hat feel guilty." The short man could barely hold his laugh.
"Nice, I pick first." Ace yelled, he didn't know the Silver Fox so he joined the fun. "I want Vivi." He winked. "Nami, Robin and Chopper."
"If you allow me Luffy I want to be the commentator of the game." Brook asked politely and the Captain nodded with a smile.
"Then I want Zoro, Sanji, Usopp and Franky." Luffy pointed them out.
"That's not how it was supposed to go." Foxy got depressed. "Anyway, this is the start line. I want you to run with all your power to the finish line. However, in your way you will find some buildings with different contests and three judges. The first person to cross the line will give the victory to their team." Foxy got carried away and took a gun out of nowhere, then he fired. "You can begin now."
The Straw Hats started to run, suddenly other people with desert gowns joined the race. "By the way, my own team is also competing." Foxy laughed, forgetting that Brook was with him, at the end the musician laughed too, just to go with the flow.
The race reached five minutes and sanji was in the head of the group, followed closely by a hooded guy and Chopper on his full deer form. Zoro was the last because he missed the road and went to the blue forest. "Nami, Robin and Vivi look absolutely gorgeous running, but my gentleman nose tells me that there are other three beauties in this place... but I don't have a nose." Brook laughed.
With no apparent reason Luffy stopped running and smelled the air, he smiled and stretched to reach the competitors and surpass Sanji, Ace followed closely and they entered a green building with a hamburger spectacular. Also a hooded runner caught up with them, when she removed her gown everyone was shocked to see Jewelry Bonney. "This is an eating contest, the more you eat the faster you get back in the race." Foxy laughed. Vivi and Sanji approached the building too. "Only one pirate per team." He scolded the two.
"Don't worry, we'll just make sure they don't waste food." Vivi smiled.
The contest started, huge amounts of pork, chicken and beef dished were brought by waiters and they were devoured in an instant. After endless minutes of seeing Ace, Luffy and Bonney eat, the table was clean and each contestant burped, much to Vivi's disgust. In a dark table Garp laughed and raised a cardboard with a 10, 10, 10. Hina shook her head and showed 0, 0, 0. Finally Aokiji gave all 10s. "The contest is over, you may go back to the race." Foxy was annoyed.
"What about the judges and the points?" Brook inquired.
"They're just there for show, to stall the leading group. The points aren't worth anything, besides the judges are all idiots." The Silver Fox explained.
"I see, even though I have no eyes. Yohohoho." At this both commentators laughed, they were getting along just fine.
Sanji was on the lead again but his perverted instincts made him slow down to see Nami running. His nose bleed a little but nothing dangerous. In the meantime Chopper, the fast hooded person and Usopp reached the second building. "This is an imitation contest." Foxy announced as the sniper grinned, it was his forte, yet his smile vanished when he saw Mr. 2 Bon Kurei. "I want to see Zoro."
Usopp pretended to be asleep, woke up and asked where he was. That earned him a 7 from all the judges. Bentham transformed into Zoro and made a ballet step, the judges gave him also a 7. Finally Chopper grabbed a wood stick and played it as a sword. The judges went mad for the cuteness and the males gave him 10s, yet Hina drew an infinite symbol. "The contest is over, go back to the race." Foxy yawned.
"Sanji is once again the first of the group… but oh no, he also reached the building so he can't go on. We also have Beautiful Robin and… Boa Hancock?" Brook was really happy, the Warlord was a delight. "This is a beauty contest, that means you have to wear a bikini for the judges." Foxy's nose dropped some blood.
Sanji put on the two-piece swimming suit, because it was worth it if he got to see the women wearing it, but to his surprise and frustration Hancock refused to wear one since Luffy wasn't around and Robin happened to be a clone that vanished. In consequence the judges had to declare Sanji as the new Miss Yus Lhes and take a picture to remember that day. "Just continue running." Foxy and Brook were disappointed.
Carue appeared out of the blue and picked Vivi up, they were soon on the lead. Franky built a motorcycle and followed closely. Yet Trafalgar Law was already in the green building. The Question Stall, according to the spectacular. By this point of the race the pirates had figured out that the contest were a waste of time so they decided to lose to get back in the race. "Dear pirates, do you see this heart diagram? Well, I want you to explain it to me." Foxy grinned.
Franky made his super pose and said that it was a mechanical piece that could substitute a human heart, but that he would never use it because that would be too cold. Vivi smiled and said that the blue tubes were carriers of bad feelings and the red ones were all about love. Law rolled his eyes and gave a long explanation of arteries, veins, the chambers, the flow of the blood and how to recognize a healthy heart from a sick one. At the end everyone was asleep. "Vivi's words touched my heart, but I don't have a heart so she wins." Brook laughed. "This is stupid, let us go back to the race." Law growled.
The finish line was visible, and somehow Zoro walked in the middle of the road. Nam miraculously got the first place and a hooded person tripped near the navigator. Suddenly a labyrinth rose from the earth, trapping the runners. "I suppose the contestants must find the exit. Yohoho Zoro is doomed." Brook and Foxy laughed.
"Shut up, I'll cut you in half." The swordsman yelled. Then Tashigi removed her desert gown in order to win the contest, however Nami was already climbing the walls. "What are you doing here?" Zoro asked.
"Beating you in this game." She winked and got lost in the maze. Zoro was annoyed, so he drew his sword and cut the walls to clear a path, yet he did it in the wrong direction and ended up in the left side of the road. "The winner is Tashigi, because she's a marine and everyone loves her." Aokiji said.
"This is an all-out race." Foxy was really excited this time. "The burglar cat is using Chopper to get on the lead, Usopp is firing weird plants to trap the enemy, Vivi is ridding Carue, Ace is using flames to impulse him, Robin is using extra arms to make the enemies fall, Law used his Room to switch places with the others and there is a lot of cheating. I can't believe this." Foxy gasped.
"Sanji is catching up with everyone, he'll be the winner… wait, Luffy entered Second Gear he is head to head with his own teammate. Ace is also joining the trio but the girls have the upper hand because Bonney and Hancock use their Devil Fruit powers to get rid of the competition." Brook gasped. "Chopper is a baby rain deer and it's adorable, and Franky is a statue."
Nami turned around. "It's time to use my secret weapon."
"It will work on everyone but Luffy." Robin smiled making Tashigi trip.
"If Usopp is around Luffy is not a problem." Vivi winked.
"Happiness Punch." Nami stopped and removed her bikini top. Sanji passed out with a smile, Usopp and Luffy froze, Law felt sorry for the other males and was astonished at Luffy's reaction. Hancock was furious. "How can my beloved Luffy react that way with you and not even flinch at the sight of me?"
"Don't feel bad Miss Hancock, Luffy is only imitating Usopp. Try your charms on them and turn them to stone to confirm my words." Vivi suggested and kept running.
"Nice one, Miss Wednesday." Robin winked.
Hancock smiled seductively and the males drooled. "Mero Mero Mellow." Everyone but Luffy turned to stone, but didn't move since he was still copying his long nose friend's actions. Even Ace fell for Hancock's charm, which made Vivi glare at the statue. "hump" Vivi kept running. Law managed to switch places with Bonney, at the same time the girl made him a child. Vivi, Nami and Robin were about to finish the race when Bon Kurei caught up with them, Carue was scared of the Okama so he ran far away from the race. Nami ran as fast as she could and yet Bentham surpassed her with no effort. Robin was another story, she used her extra hands to pull her to the finish line at the same time as Mr. 2, and Zoro once again appeared on the end with no clue of how he got there.
"This was an amazing race… we have a three sided tie. This had never happened before, I'm astonished, speechless… it's amazing. " Foxy yelled, forgetting his plan to defeat Luffy for a moment. "I'm useless." Foxy got depressed.
"Yes, we know. You said it when we met you." Brook clapped.
The nigh fell and everyone celebrated the victory with food and booze. Hancock and Bonney turned everyone back to normal and they bid farewell so they could return to their occupations. Mr. 2 gave a speech on friendship witch made everyone cry their hearts out. Law just vanished. Tashigi went away with Aokiji, Hina and Garp. And the Straw Hats resumed their journey to enter the New World.
"Here I was trying to defeat them once and for all but they had to distract me and make me fail once more. Straw Hats… I'll get you some day." Foxy yelled with all his might.
Some miles away Ace was on deck with all the crew. "What was that sound?" He looked in the direction of the fake island, yet he didn't have a chance to react since Vivi pushed him overboard. "Maybe Miss Hancock will save you."
"Ace, what did you do to Vivi?" Luffy asked from the ship.
The End