There were times when Loki felt nothing but pure, unadulterated joy. Turning Kolr into a panther and setting him loose inside the Avengers Tower was one of those times. He was actually quite proud of the spell. Turning a kitten into a panther was easy enough, but making sure that Kolr felt no difference and behaved the same way he'd have behaved if he'd remained his original, natural size.
It was a bit of genius, really, as Kolr was more likely to wreak havoc when he was unaware of the amount of damage he could really cause.
Darcy disagreed.
"He peed in Tony's lab - HE'S A FULL GROWN PANTHER, AND HE PEED IN TONY STARK'S LAB!"
Loki dodged the paperweight she'd chucked at his head.
"I HAVE TO CLEAN THAT UP. I'M THE INTERN. THAT'S MY JOB. THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE." She lifted a stapler off the desk, presumably to throw it at Loki's head as well, but Loki snapped his fingers and disappeared from her hand.
He rolled his eyes. "I'll clean it up before anyone asks you to." He smirked. "I just want to see the look on Tony's face when he realizes just how strong the scent of panther urine can be. Satisfied?"
"No."
"Would you like to throw another paperweight?"
"Yes."
"Would it be suitable if I made a double of myself for you to throw the paperweight at?"
"… No. It needs to be the real thing."
Loki sighed. "Very well. Do your worst."
Darcy chucked another paperweight, and beamed until she realized that the paperweight had gone straight through Loki's head. "You little sneak!" The double disappeared, and Loki's voice echoed around the room.
"Well, they don't call me the God of Lies for nothing."
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