Disclaimer: The following characters and this chapter are parody. They did not associate with the actual real people in real life. This chapter is a parody for the "Good Burger" skit from Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show. I do not own the skit or the idea of the skit, but I only created a parody for it. Please enjoy.
-Bloopers 2-
RWBY at Great Burger
(Parody of the Good Burger)
It is the Saturday afternoon. Team RWBY and their friends, Team JNPR, and SSSN are relaxing at the classic fast food restaurant, "Great Burger" for some delicious…well, great burger. However, one of them, our favorite heiress is having a bit of a problem with the mustard. And this is where the story begins.
Weiss walks over to the registrar, where a young man, Ellix Knight, an (new) employee is working at. "Excuse me, sir."
"Um, yes?" He asked. Suddenly, a cheering of crowds occurs when he turned around to meet eye to eye with the heiress.
"This mustard is empty. I request new, filled bottle." She demanded.
"Oh, um, mustard, mustard, mustard…" He looks around until he notices the empty one. "Oh, here you go!"
The crowds laugh. "No, you dimwit! That is an empty bottle! I need a new, filled one!"
"Oh, sorry about that. Just chill your whininess." He stated. "Let me call my supervisor. Yo, Eddy!"
Suddenly, a man walks out the kitchen the door as the crowds cheer him loudly. He has a reggae hairstyle, which the color was black and his skin is dark while he wears a white uniform with hat. He looks giddy and happy, but not quite…well…intelligent, let's just say.
"Welcome to the Great Burger, home of the great burger! Can I take your order?" He asked with a smile at the end.
"No, first of all, I already ordered with my friends. Second, you ARE despicable!" Weiss scolded. "It is not 'Can I take your order', it is 'May I take your order'!"
"Oh, sure! I want some great burgers, great fries, great soda, great pizza, great salad, great ice cream cone, do you want something, bud?" He asked to Ellix.
"Well, I would like to have…."
"No! Not that!" Weiss yelled. "Why do you want to order a food at the place you worked at!? What I NEED is a mustard! Can't you see this bottle is empty!?"
The two boys examine the bottle closer. "Aahhh, no." Eddy replied.
"You are blind!" Weiss claimed.
"No, I'm not blind. I already went to check my eye doctor." He said as the crowds laugh. "Besides, this bottle is not empty. You just have to squeeze like you mean it, sister!"
Unexpectedly, Eddy starts squeezing the bottle at Weiss, releasing the stored mustard at her as her combat skirt gets ruin. Then, he starts squeezing the rest of the mustard at her face while she closes her eyes. After he is done, she looks like she is going to erupt.
"That would be 5 Liens!" Eddy said before the crowds laugh for that.
"Why you, you, you! Grrrrggghhh!" Weiss stormed out the restaurant to who knows where. Ruby, Blake, and Yang notice her, but they just left her be.
"What was that all about?" Eddy asked.
"No clue." Ellix answered, shrugging his shoulders. The crowds laugh again.
Next customer comes through the door as the crowds cheer very loudly. This man looks Asian descent. He wears black leather coat and pant. He also has a motif symbol of a toy teeth and rooster, buttoned on the side of his jacket.
"Welcome to the Great Burger, home of the great burger! Can WE take your order?" Both boys asked in unison.
"Um, yes, I would like to have some great fried chicken rap." He said.
"Oh, sure, one great fried chicken rap is coming right up." Suddenly, Ellix starts beep rapping with his hand and mouth as Eddy begins singing.
"Oh! Oh! My name is Eddy and this is my pal, Ellix! And we'll bring some chicken rrrraaapps! Yeah! Oh! Yeah! Oh-oh-oh, yeah! Clock! Clock! Clock!" He begins dancing until the man stops him.
"Hey, hey, stop! I had enough!" He yelled. "What was that all about!?"
"Well, you asked for great fried chicken rap." Eddy reminded him.
"That will be 8 Liens, please." Ellix said.
"You guys are crazy!" He gestured as he just walks away without any orders.
"Hey, we're not crazy!" Eddy said. "Right, bud?"
Ellix was momentarily looking the other way until he turned around. "Look, I am cherry-nose boy!"
The people laughs. "Ha ha! Oh, so you think that is good, huh? Well…."
Eddy turns around and put something up in his nostrils. "Then, I'm the grape-nose boy!"
People laughs at them as they sings in a very, non-sensual song. "Boobly-boobly-boobly-boobly-bobbly-boobly-boobly-boobly."
Suddenly, a car is honking at the drive-thru. "Oh, it looks like someone is out at the drive-thru. I am gonna go and get it!" Ellix stated as he snots out the cherries and heads immediately to the drive-thru.
"Cool." Eddy nodded before he devours each grape, which the audiences response in disgust.
Suddenly, another customer appears and this one is a bit over-sized man with dark skin and wears a construction helmet. The crowds went wild as they cheer for this man.
"Welcome to the Great Burger, home of the great burger! Can I take your order?"
"Now, look at here, flubber-nugget! My name is Kennan Kel Oak, the construction worker and I am angry! That means I am hungry." He stated as people laughs at that. "I learn that from the Internet."
"Well, it's nice to meet you, Kennan Kel Oak, the construction worker! What would you like?"
"I don't need your pleasantry and your howdy-doodly-doo greeting! I came here to get some nice beverage; a great soda, and some great French fries!"
"OH, ok. Well, great soda and one great French fries! Anything else?"
"Yes, I would like to have some of your great shake." He said.
"Oh, shake? I will give you a shake! A nice shake!" He jumps over the counter and starts shaking the construction worker.
"What!? Quit! Quit! Quit it!" He yelled, pushing Eddy away. "Not me, you…blubber nugget! I don't mean you shake me, you silly weirdo of the Remnant!"
"Oh, I, I, I'm sorry, Kenna Kel Oak, the construction worker…" He said as he begins crying.
"Oh, don't cry, son. It is OK." He reasoned with him as he pats on his shoulder.
"Son? Dad!? Ah!" He suddenly hugs the poor construction worker, surprising him again until Ellix shows up the scene.
"Yo, what's going, bro?" He asked.
"Bro? Brother!?" They look at the eyes until they said: "WOAH!"
They gives each other a brotherly hug until Ellix speaks up. "Wait, wait! So, if we are brother, then that means…." He looks at the construction worker. "Dad? Woah!"
"Stop! Stop! STOP!" They stop. "I am not your daddy! That is biologically impossible! Get away from me, you two…blubber nuggets!"
He walks away out the restaurant while Ellix and Eddy look disbelieved. "Man, I never seen Dad acts that way before." Ellix said.
"Me, too, bud." Eddy nodded.
Then, the man in the black coat comes back. "Hey, you two." Their attention turns to him. "Your rap song about great fried chicken rap just can't get out of my head and I have to admit, it actually sounds good."
Eddy changes his expression to a shock, positive look. "Hey, wait! I know you! You're Mr. Ohm from Roosterteeth Music Inc.!"
The crowds cheer, finally revealing the man's name. "Um, yes, that is right, and I would like you two to work for me under a contact for record playing…that is if you two can prove that you guys are the real deal."
"Ah…" Eddy nodded. "Well, my friend Ellix here is a good singer, and he knows one catchy tune. Head it, bud!"
"You got, Eddy!" Ellix said as he starts banging on the counter in a very catchy rhythm. "I'm a dude, he's dude, she's dude, because we're all dudes! Everybody!"
"I'm dude, he's dude, she's dude, because we we're all dudes! Hey!" As they repeat the song, the rest of RWBY, JNPR, and SSSN join in the singing.
"I'm dude, he's dude, she's dude, because we we're all dudes! Hey! I'm dude, he's dude, she's dude, because we we're all dudes! Hey! I'm dude, he's dude, she's dude, because we we're all dudes! Hey!"
"Everyone, thank you for watching or reading this blooper! Give another round of applause for our guest stars, Kenan, Kel, and Mr. Monty Ohm!" Ellix said as the crowds cheer for them, and everyone while they continue singing.