And now you get Jim rising to consciousness. And more bad writing...Sorry...And a few other side details for the story. Enjoy!

My Only Family

"Jim." Leonard whispered tapping Jim's shoulder lightly

"Jiiim." Leonard said a little more forcefully

"Jim Kirk." Leonard began to shout shacking Jim back and forth on the biobed.

"Captain James Tiberius Kirk! Get your lazy ass up!" Bones screamed finally having had enough as he shoved the Captain.

Jim Kirk jumped clean out of his skin as he shot up into the sitting position and stared wide eyed at the good doctor in front of him.

"What the hell Bones!" or at least that's what Jim tried to say but the only thing Bones heard was a rough quack.

"Give me a sec I'll get ya some ice." Bones said not even waiting for a reply as he got up and left the room for a moment.

Unlike Bones Jim woke up and instantly remembered everything. He desperately wanted to find Spock and figure out what all had happened on his ship. With that thought Bones re-entered the room with a cup of ice chips, which Jim gratefully devoured.

After several swallows Jim began his rant of question, "What happened after we beamed up?" was unsurprisingly his first.

Leonard hung his head and sighed, he spoke to the floor, somehow unable to look Jim in the eyes, "Well for starters we beamed up almost a week ago now. –"

"What!? Where are we? Is the ship ok? Does Scotty-" Jim began to question frantically before Leonard cut him off.

"Jim! The ship is fine, it's Spock. He's still in a healing trance."

"Is he ok? When is he going to wake up?"

McCoy finally looked at Jim, "That's the problem, we're not sure. When we beamed back and lost consciousness Spock immediately entered a healing trance and he hasn't come out of it since. M'Benga tried scanning him but somehow Spock is shielding so our equipment doesn't read him correctly. We tried scanning the baby and the scanners started screaming at us. Apparently Spock is shielding so hard that the bond doesn't even work!" Bones screamed in frustration.

"What!? How is that even possible? Why would Spock do that? Why didn't you wake me up sooner?" Jim demanded becoming frustrated as well.

"Jim I only woke up an hour ago myself. Geoffrey filled me in as best he could then he left me here to explain it all to you. M'Benga believes Spock is trying to heal the damage done to the baby by the transporter. Assuming M'Benga is right, Spock is blocking our bond to protect us from any side effects and he is probably shielding the baby so we can't intervene."

"…So what happens now? Do we just wait for Spock to wake up? Can we help?" Jim asked desperately searching for a positive note.

"We can go sit with him in a few minutes. First we both need to eat. We can catch up on ship stuff later, neither one of us is cleared for duty yet."

"Fine…What happened to Sybok?" Jim asked suddenly ready to take on the world.

"Ask Uhura. She lead the party that captured him. He is sitting in Vulcan prison right now. We never left the colony either, Chekov managed to stop it just before we warped off into Klingon space." Bones explained leaving out the finer details for now.

"Haha very funny, Klingon space." Jim said as he rolled his eyes and started to slide himself out of the bio bed and get dressed.

"Actually I'm dead serious. Sybok tried to warp us into Klingon space. No telling what he wanted there but I'm sure Uhura will get it out of him. She's also running his interrogation, apparently when she had him captured she almost put her boot threw his skull."

Jim could only gape at McCoy as he explained further.

"She's getting a raise…" was the only thing Jim could think to say at that moment, what he wanted to do was hug the woman, but he could do that later.

Bones was about to comment when they were interrupted by the sound of the comm unit beeping at them.

"Kirk here." Jim responded as he leaped across the room to answer.

"Good te hear ye conscious Cap'in" Scotty replied in his thick Scottish brogue.

"Good to be conscious Scotty. What's going on?"

"Nae much sir, but ye have an encom'in call from Admiral Pike. Do ye want me ta patch it through?" Scotty asked.

"Go ahead, Kirk out." Jim and McCoy both turned to the small view screen that was in the corner of Jim's small recovery room. The screen flickered on and the image of Admiral Pike appeared.

"James Tiberius Kirk. What in gods name did you do!?" the usually joking Pike demanded in a not at all humorous way.

"Um…" Jim muttered intelligently as he tried to think of what else could be going wrong.

"Don't you um me! Why was I woken up at four in the morning to a message from a drunk Vulcan ambassador who was inviting me to his son's wedding?! A wedding might I mention that is to you, your CMO doctor McCoy and your first officer Spock. Is this a prank of yours? Because if it is…." Pike yelled murderously.

"Chris, calm down, I'll explain." Jim started, then paused. How did he explain what all had happened to them?

"Last time we spoke, Bones, Spock and I had just come back from a failed mission. The transporter made us switch bodies. In doing so we found out we loved each other, we conceived a baby, went to Vulcan and the entire Enterprise crew was almost killed by Sybok. We switched back into our own bodies and now Spock is in a healing trance trying to save the baby. That's also all I know since I just woke up about twenty minutes ago." Jim blurted out in an almost violent rush.

McCoy stared wide eyed at the idiot that was his Captain, "How in the hell was that letting him know gently?! We were also supposed to tell him together!" McCoy screeched.

Admiral Pike was simply staring at the view screen, almost like he was looking past it. He was silent…for a very...very...long time...

"Um…Chris?" Jim tried to ask after a few minutes of silence had awkwardly crawled by.

This seemed to snap the admiral back but his next expression was more terrifying then before…he was grinning, wickedly grinning.

Then he was laughing hysterically!

What the Hell?! Jim and Bones both wondered.

"Jim, Doctor McCoy, go be with Spock. I expect a full debriefing after this...you can leave out the fine details of how you finally figured it out. For a group of geniuses you can sure be slow sometimes," Pike mumbled off handedly, "Anyway, I'll call to see about Spock's recovery and I'll see you at the wedding! Pike out." And with that Pike simply clicked off!

No lecture, no speech about safety, not even a kiss my ass!

Jim was too shocked to speak, Leonard on the other hand, "Huh, I wonder how Sarek even knew to contact Pike instead of your family." Jim snorted

"What family? You and Spock and the Enterprise are my only family." Jim said solemnly, "and the baby now, of course." Jim said somehow managing a complete mood swing as he was now smiling brightly.

Bones sighed, "Come on Jim, let's go be with Spock."

Im evil I know, just leaving you here! When I have the chance I will post the next chapter and it will be much better. Hope you enjoyed what little i wrote, even though its terrible and rushed. Im so disappointed in myself right now. Please don't hate me! I'm also posting new stories so look at those if you want. As a side note, Ireland is beautiful and I will be sad to leave it.