Disclaimer: I do not own (nor would I want to) Jo Belke's story "jo bel nd da dokter hoo" (You do not know how painful that was for me to type.) Nor do I own Doctor Who. If I did, there would be more Jack, Rose would come back, and Ten would not have regenerated. :)

By the way, I've combined chapters 2 and 3 because they weren't even a page long.

DikTeR WHOOO

*Facepalm* Shoot me now. I have a feeling this chapter won't be any better.

Um wel I was lien about steelin dis (Oh, okay. So you really do write this bad.) (not relly lol) (Oh, so you did steal it. Why did you tell us you didn't?) anyways taks 2 mi bf and favorit cousin (Oh my Rassilon, she spelled cousin right. Give the girl a medal (I kid, I kid.)) darrel for editin. I LOV U!1111111

The random 1's returned! AAAAAAH!

Okay, you sent the TAKS test to your cousin and Boyfriend Darrel (I thought it was Darryl) or editing- Wait? Did she just say her boyfriend is her cousin? No offense, but that's kinda gross...But, I'm not going into that right now. She'll probably break up with him in a week.

cHAppy 2 (*sarcasm* No, I thought it was chapter 7!)

I lkd da DokTEr hoo. (Doesn't everyone?) HE was so SXY!111 (No comment.) "Wee shuld go out," i sed. (I hope Josie knows that "Wee" is another word for urine...Oh, who am I kidding, I doubt she knows what urine is!) (The point of that was she basically said "Pee Should Go Out." Well, it shouldn't stay in, should it?)

K, he sad.

Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses! Did our little Mary-Sue Josie just ask the Doctor out? I thought she said she had to pee.

Did the Doctor just say "K"? I mean, first, he would never accept a date from a person he barely knows, and second, HE WOULD NEVER, EVER SAY "K!" HE would at least say "Okay." Not. Just. "K."

Da blu box mad a sound dat soundd (Oh, a sound sounded like something? You don't say!) lik a trakter. (I believe you meant Tractor.) Dat mad me mis hom. but I ddnt car. I wlkd out of da box.

So, she misses Hom, and she doesn't car? So she doesn't drive? But she said she likes her "pckup truk." I'm so confused.

Oh, and who's this "Hom?" Obviously it's not home, because Home has and "e." Duh.

"by da wae dis is da TURDIS." (Say what now?) Da dokter hoo saed.

'k he sad. I'm assuming she meant she was thinking "K, he sad." or "Okay, he's sad." But, why would she think that. Did him introducing the TARDIS make him seem sad?

Speaking of which...TURDIS? REALLY? It's obviously TARDIS! It's how they obviously pronounce it in the show! Honestly, you'd think she's never seen it before...Oh wait. I don't think she has.

But, obviously this is DikTeR WHOOO, not Doctor Who. So I guess TURDIS is acceptable.

we wer on erth. but it looked relly old and stff. It was in blck n wite. 'cool" I sd.

Earth was not in black and white back in the old days. They just didn't have colored films for the movies. *Facepalm* I seriously hope you're not blonde in real life. (I hope I didn't offend anyone right there. I am a blonde, and I know we aren't all dumb. But many people belive we are, and Josie here would be a fine example. So I hope she's brunette or something. Not blond like her character.) But, I don't think she's creative enough to come up with a character that doesn't look exactly like her, since she's using every Doctor Who cliche in the book, so...NOT ALL BLONDES ARE IDIOTS LIKE MISS JO BEL WHATSHERFACE!

"ur sooo hot I wntd to take u sumwar cull,' he sd in his sxy australin axnt. Since when has The Doctor been australian? Wait, da DokTeer hOo (or whatever his name is) can be Australian, I guess. The less he is related the The Doctor, the better.

"I luv u,' I sd.

'I luv u 2,' sally," he said, (Sally? I thought she was Jo Bel? Now I'm really confused.)

Oh, wow. He looooves Jo Bel/Sally. The only thing that could be more cliche is a Dalek showing up.

I lukd roud, dere ws a man der! He ws… . .. .. .. . . . . . . .. … . .DA DALEK! !11

*face palm* Daleks are not men. They are robots who looks suspiciously similar to pepper shakers. And there is more than one. So, "The Dalek" makes no sense. But, at least she spelled it right!

TOooo be continude

So close, Josie. If only you'd switched the D and E...Then it would be spelled right...*Sigh*

To rant, or not to rant...Eh, I'll wait till the end.

R u likIN da StrY? (No.) / I am. (What's with the random /? And, of course you enjoy this, you're the idiot writer!

Alrite daarryl nd I r getting mareed tuseday (Say What?) so no mor updats til AGUST!111 cuz wer goin on our honeymoon!111 NO! MORE 1's!

Okay, now you're marrying Daarryl? (I thought he was Darryl. CONFUSED!) Also, I think I read somewhere that if you marry within gyou r family and have kids together, there's a better chance for abnormalties/mutations with the child, because you're not expanding the gene pool...Yeah...Good Luck Josie...

Dkter Hoo chap 3 (This just gets worse and worse.)

Da DKTR SCREEMED, "no….. it a … … … … … DLK!111111""""" Yes, because the Doctor would totally pull a Mickey because an alien he's defeated God knows how many times showed up. Da DokTeer hOo is a huge weenie. Oh, and look, her minions in the form of 1's have returned!

I jmpd on da dlk n beet it wid mii pichfurk! It flld oer nd diEd11111111 "

You never mentioned you had a pitchfork! Oh, hi minions disguising as 1's! Helping her troll?

"Saly u savd me," da dkter hoo sd. (No duh! She only did the impossible and killed a murderous robot with only a pitchfork as her weapon! And I thought she couldn't be any more. Mary-Sue.) (And, I thought she was Jo Bell. Or Sally. Not Saly. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!)

"I noe!" I sd wid mi suthern axent.

"U r awsom" he sd.

"lts go on a dat," he sad.

Technically, those should both be on the same line, since it's the same person talking. *rolls eyes.* And she's old enough to get married? My brother who's not even in middle school can write better stories than this garbage! Also, the Doctor would never, EVER, ask Jo bel/Sally/Saly, on a date. This DokTeer hOo has more problems than I thought.

wE wnt roun da stors, den da dktr hoo kssd me!

So, you went around stores for your date? Then he randomly kissed you? You guys didn't talk at all? I guess he was so disgusted by your improper grammar he told you to be quiet...

2 B CNTNUDE

Please no.

Prevew: WE KILLD CAPTIN JAK CUZ HES UGLEE ND GAY (OMNI! Hehehe, I need to stop using google...(long story))

You Monster. You. Killed. Jack. Now you must die. Wait, never mind, he can't die. That sentence is irrelevant. Even if you think you killed him, he will still be alive. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Unless, of course, you kill him before that happened...but, then you would mess with time and the Universe would go into chaos, and you would probably do something Mary-Sueish and save the day with just your Pitchfork. If I just predicted what happens in the story, I will be shocked.

Now, readers, as "Reel Jo Bel" (as she is now called) Is, quote, "On her Honeymoon", I shall not be updating until she does, as I am not a Hacker, so I cannot get sneak peeks of her next chapters. XD

Also, thanks to PotterheadWhovian7 for being the first reviewer! :) Fastest review I've ever had! I posted this story, and five minutes later I got the review alert! :) You can have some cookies and a fez! And a bowtie! (::) (::) (::) [''] ()o()

Thanks to Cathylove, ArikLikesWolves, slatkasrca, and DragonHostile17 for reviewing as well! :) Cookies! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::)

Good bye for now my lovelies!

~WolfyBD