Disclaimer: I do not own (nor would I want to) Jo Belke's story "jo bel nd da dokter hoo" (You do not know how painful that was for me to type.) Nor do I own Doctor Who. If I did, there would be more Jack, Rose would come back, and Ten would not have regenerated. ANd JAck and River would meet! :D

Also, I'd like everyone to meet my crazy little sister, Pyscho. She's helping me today!

Pyscho: *Evil Grin* Hehehehe...*starts imitating gollum* My preciousss...My precioussss...

ALrite yall almos all of dis chaptr is ediyted bi me nd darryl. So I dDINT steel it ok.

Me: MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN! First you stole it, then you didn't, then you did, and now you didn't again! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Any thoughts Pyscho? By the way, Darryl is her favorite cousin who she married.

Pyscho:...SHE ALMOST SPELLED ALMOST RIGHT! All, she needed was one more T. I'm so proud of her!

Docter Who Chptr 4

Psycho: Wow, I didn't know there was a word that didn't use vowels! Oh wait, there isn't! Hey, look, she spelled Who right! And correct capitals!

Me: Yes! But, she spelled Doctor wrong, and chapter, not to mention her horrendous authors note. And her insisting on using "D" instead of "Th".

I relly tink ta grammer s bedder in dis chapr.

Me: I *really* think not.

Da Docter iz sooooooo SXY. Hiz lipz r lik fir and water nd blood and perlo and is end wind n raen n fier! ([Me]: I didn't understand any of that... [Pyscho]: I'm pretty sure she's saying he's a good kisser. [Me] Lovely.) "I luv u Sallee!" ([Me]: AGAIN WITH THE RANDOM NAME CHANGES! Let's go through them shall we? Jo Bel, Jo Belle, Jo Bekke, Jo Belke, Jo Bekle, Jo Bekkele, Sally, Saly, and now Salleee. I think this girl has decision issues. [Pyscho]: *sing-song* Or mental problems! [Me]: I'm going with both.) Da Doktor Hoo sd, ([Me]: *Twitching angrily* It's just The Doctor...)

'I luv u 2!111" I sd anaoyidly

Me: So, you're annoyed that the man you supposedly "love" and think is "hot" Tells you he loves you? You have issues girl...Wait, I already knew that!

Pyscho: ;)

Sudnly! A! Nothern! Dalk! Showed! Up! ([Me:] Why! Are! We! Typing! Like! This! And, what's the difference between a Northern Dalek and a southern Dalek?) "I LUV U SALLLEE!1111" ([Me]: Face to the palm. *Facepalms* Daleks had all the good taken out of them. They cannot love. They cannot be happy- [Psycho:]: But, they do have a pretty good sense of humor! "This is Not War! This is Pest Control!"] it screamed in ets annoying nOrThurN acEEnt.

Psycho: I think Jo Belle sits at the cool table...In a mental hospital!

Me: Agreed. And Darryl is her imaginary friend. Or her other personality...

Wht da freekin hekk!11" I screemes. ([Me]: At least she's not cussing in this one. [Psycho:] She almost spelled freakin' right! All she needed was an "a" instead of that second "e".)

"Saev me Saly!111" da docter WHO sd.

Me: Yes, because the Doctor would so shriek like Mickey and ask a random girl whom he hasn't know for more than a day to save him from his arch-nemesis that he's defeated countless times. Wait, this is da docter WHO, not The Doctor. Also, what happened to DokTeeR hOo? Eh, who cares.

i shot it w/ mi pchfruk. IT DEID!11111

Me: So her Pitchfork is suddenly a gun?

Psycho: Well...maybe it shooting stupidity and the Dalek dies because of so much stupidity!

Me: I think you're right! Also: Pch-fruk? Isn't fruk what they say on Eureka instead of the F-word?

Psycho: I think it's Frak. Hey, she almost spelled Died right!

Me: Yeah. She forgot that it's I before E except after C!

salleee u saved me) da dokter sd.

Me: No duh! Thanks Captain Obvious! HEY! She called him The Doctor...Or her version of it...NOT DOCTOR WHO!

\:I knoe I did!" I shoted.

Me: No need to shout!

Den da dokter hoo sed. I hav aa secrit for u job el.

Psycho: Now her name is Job el!

Me: Again, decision issues. *face palm* And I get mad at mom for sometimes calling me by your name...I feel bad for Jo Belle's mom, she has to keep track of her daughter's ever-changing name.

*Psycho leaves to go to a friends house...*

OMG wat is it.

It's...I Hate you, I'm taking you back to 21st century earth to go through school until you pass english!

I hav to tel u…..

Why

…..

The

…

Dots?

…..

Again with the trying to add suspense? Girl, it just makes it worse. *facepalm* MI REEL NAM!111111111111111111111111 Your reel nam? Your reel's nam? What's a nam? Why is your reel's so secret? NO! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE RANDOM 1'S! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH wat is it. That's a question. JO BEL! WHY YOU NO USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION?! (Yes, I know that was incorrect grammar. Forgive for using it once.) Wait, real name...*Goes and looks at something in hUgwarts.* Please no...

Darryl, he said anorexicly.

Wow. Once again, she changes the name of a cannon character to fit her personal life. Now, when her and Darryl get a divorce, she'll kill off the Doctor in some way. And how do you say something Anorexicly?

''wow you ar soo hot daryl. Again with the ever-changing spelling of the names. What is this "Darryl" kid's name, anyway?

No call me docter hoo. No1 must evr know mi tru nam!11111 *Face turns red with anger, and she explodes* IT'S JUST THE DOCTOR YOU FIVE YEAR OLD DYSLEXIC MONKEY! *literally explodes. Comes back because if Jo Bel can bring random people back to life, I can come back once.* Okay, I'm done being a creeper. (Only some will get that...blame my brother) Hehehe...I meant no offense to any Dyslexic people. If you actually try to help get past your dyslexia, it should not hinder you at all. I know many dyslexic people. Please do not get mad.

"ok. Wta do we do now.:

You go die in a hole and stop using your Mary-Sue powers on the Doctor.

'we must kil a gay man, namd captin jak. Because gay people r so dum. NOOOOO! The Doctor would never, ever, kill someone for that reason. Espcially his friends. And, he's known Jack was gay since the day they met. If he wanted to kill him, he would've done it already. Also, did I mention JACK CANNOT DIE!

I know, rite!11 *Grumbles* Homophobic, racist, biased, culturist, religionist, regionist, five year old dyslexic-and-does-nothing-about-it monkey!

SuDNLy A MEN wlkd up!111 it wAS… … .. . .. . . .. … …. …. … … … … … .. … ABREHUM LINKIN!

*Facepalm* Who in the name of sanity is "ABREHUM LINKIN" Is he in any way related to "Linkin Park?" Did I get that right? Wait, I hope she didn't mean Abraham Lincoln.

TOOOOOOOO BE CONTINUUUEED!1111111111111111111111

Oh my word, she spelled Continued right, basically! :') Still, this chapter was not that much better than the last. *sigh* Will she ever learn?

Well, as you probably picked up, Jo Bel is back from her Honeymoon, which means I will probably be updating this more.

Thanks to all the lovely reviewers! (I even caught the attentiion of Jo Bel! XD It's insanely fun to PM her when you're in a bad mood...it cheers you right up!)

Good bye for now my lovelies!

~WolfyBD