Chapter Two:

Pain in a Bunny's Backside

Bunnymund sat on top of the house's roof twirling one of his boomerangs in his paw. "Why did North choose me to pick up the stupid girl?" he thought angrily, tossing the boomerang as hard as he could upwards and catching it right afterward. The pooka had been in a bad mood ever since the Man in the Moon had told them who the next guardian would be; and she just happend to be the bane of his existance.

Jack Frost. The spirit who brought Winter all over the world. The girl who so many young male spirits lusted after. And most of all...the spirit who loved to be a pain in his ass. He couldn't count how many times she pourposly brought snowstorms on Easter, or a few days before, just to screw with his his egg hunts.

The pooka ran his nails over his boomerang and lost himself in his thoughts. To be honest, he had never actually seen the Winter spirit before. He did, however, know that apparently she was very beautiful. He had heard some young male spirits talking about her at a party North had thrown a few weeks before. The lustful looks in their eyes and the tents in their pants only proved more that Jack was wanted by many people. Which of course led to rumors. Nasty rumors of how the young frost maiden tempted men into bed only to have them wake to an empty space the next morning. Bunnymund being the wiser never paid any attention to this gossip, but it made him curious. Was this girl as pretty as everyone made her sound?

He looked up at the night sky. He smiled when he noticed golden sand starting to fly through the air entering peoples houses. Sandy was getting to work. He was brought out of his thoughts when his ear twitched and picked up on something. "Right on time, Sandman."

The pooka looked in front of him to see Jack standing on telephone wires a few feet away from him. Luckily he was hidden in the shadows so the Winter spirit hadn't seen him. The hood of her blue swearshirt was covering her head and she was staring up in childish wonder at the dreams being formed in the dreamsand. At first Bunnymund didn't see what all the fuss was about her. Then she took off her hood and his eyes widened slightly in shock.

Jack's hair tumbled halfway down her back long and spiky. The locks were white as fresh pure snow that was tinged silver when the moon caught it. Her heart shaped face was pale with huge, deep saphire eyes. She wore a blue hoodie with frost patterns on it, brown pants and shoeless feet, her wooden staff held in her hand. She held her hand up and ran it through a dream dolphin laughing when the sand spilled to the sides of the creature like a wave.

The elder guardian then realized that he was staring. Shaking his head he watched as Jack floated down from the telephone wires and started walking down the street, staff resting on her shoulder and creating frost with every step. He decided now was a good time to get her. Quietly jumping down from the roof he raced behind the Winter spirit, causing her to turn around with a confused look in her eyes. She flew up in a tree and landed on a branch trying to figure out what that was. Bunnymund ran by the trunk which made her follow him into a dark alley.

Leaning his back against the wall in the shadows, the pooka watched as Jack landed in the alley and walked forward with her back to him and her staff ready.

"'Ello, mate."

She whirled around with a gasp and surprise in her eyes. Bunnymund twirled his boomerang and spoke, "Been a long time. Blizzard of '68 I believe," he then stepped out of the shadows pointing at her with his boomerang. "Easter Sunday, wasn't it?"

"Bunny!" Jack smiled and laughed. This only pissed the pooka off more. She leaned on her staff and with a tone that almost sounded like she was flirting with him she replied, "You're not still mad about that, are you?"

"Yes," he replied with a scowl and an flip of his boomerang. He then turned his eyes to his weapon and ran his nails over it, "but this is about somethin' else. Fellas?"

Jack's confused expression turned immidietly to surprise then anger as two yetis came out of nowhere and one of them grabbed her. Before she could scream for help he shoved her into a red sack. The other yeti took out a snowglobe, shook it, and threw it causing a magic portal to the North Pole. He then turned to Bunnymund and told him in jibberish that he could go first.

"Thanks mate, but I'll go my way. See you back at the Pole." with that he tapped the ground twice with his big foot making a large rabbit hole appear. He disapeared down it as the yetis shrugged and threw Jack through the portal.

Post notes- OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE REVIED THIS STORY! I've had this idea ever since I saw Rise of the Guardians, which to any of you who hasn't seen it yet GO SEE IT NOW!. Review and I'll see you in chapter three, which is going to be longer than these two chapters.