A/N: SOOOO, thanks FantasyEye for reviewing! Really appreciate it!*insert cheeky smile here*

Recap: Remus has feelings for Fayre. Sirius is dating stupid Carley. *Rolls eyes*

Oh. And Fayre has realized that she has feelings for Sirius!

LOVE TRIANGLE! Or… Love… Rhombus… If you include Carley. Which I don't…So as I said before LOVE TRIANGLE!

Here's Chapter 5, folks. Enjoy. Or don't… I mean, I'm not your mother I can't tell you what to do.

Chapter 5

I stabbed whatever was on my plate at noticing Sirius' absence.

"Are you okay?" asked Remus looking concerned.

"Just. Dandy." I replied through gritted teeth looking up at his melting gold eyes.

"Okay, but if you want to talk about it just let me know," he replied, backing off. Lily noticed Remus' and my exchange but couldn't comment on it for James was being James and was trying to impress her with some trick with cards. She just rolled her eyes and tried to hide a smile as he picked the right card. They were cute. Why they didn't get together already was beyond me. I had slowed down my stabbing watching them.

And then stupid Sirius Black walked into the Great Hall and the stabbing commenced. More so, when I noticed his hair was slightly out of place, and he had walked in with a smiling, no, BEAMING Carley.

Stab. Stab. Stab.

"Hey Fayre," Sirius said sitting next to me.

Stab. Stab. Stab.

It was the first spoken words he had said to me since the "incident". Yes, that's what I'm referring the whole Carley thing and Sirius thing and the whole kissing part in the hallway where I got bumped into and I realized I may sort of like my best friend Sirius. Yeah. That "incident".

"You do know that you're mashing your chicken…right?" asked Sirius, pointing out the COMPLETE obvious.

"Well, maybe I just like MASHED CHICKEN!" I sort of yelled at him. His grey eyes widened and he scooted a little a ways away from me.

"O…kay…then…"

"Don't you 'okay then' me," I mumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"So, Sirius. How'd you ask out the beautiful Hufflepuff, Carley?" asked James leaning on the table with his elbows, suddenly interested in our conversation.

"Oh. So, she's a Hufflepuff. Figures," I whispered to Remus. He just sort of smiled and shook his head.

"Oh, ya know. How I usually ask them," answered Sirius all 'cool-like'.

"Which is?" asked Lily.

"Well, I said 'Will you go out with me?'-"

That's where I stopped him.

"OH, so you actually asked her before you started sucking her face off?" I asked cocking my head jerkily. Sirius froze in his position. But his smile was swept off his face.

"I never 'sucked' her face off, Fayre."

"That's not what I saw."

"Oh, c'mon Fayre. You just saw a harmless kiss."

"A HARMLESS kiss? Hah! You must be joking. It wasn't HARMLESS!"

"Then who did it HARM, then, Fayre?" he asked angrily and rolling his eyes. I just stared at him.

"You're an idiot."

And then I got up and half ran half walked back to my dorm.

Remus' POV

Sirius looked at the retreating Fayre.

"Did I say something wrong?" he asked.

Lily just stared at him, the same way Fayre did. James sort of laughed. Peter, poor Peter, looked confused, staring around with his black eyes.

"Well, think, Sirius. Who could you have possibly hurt by kissing Carley in the hallway?" I asked him. Sirius scrunched up his face, I could tell he was really thinking.

"Matilda?" She was his ex-girlfriend.

I just shook my head and ran after Fayre.

I just hoped she wasn't crying…

I had no idea what to do with a crying girl.

Sirius' POV

All I was going to say was that I asked her out and that she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" And I said "No…I'm Sirius. You're going out with me."

It would've been hilarious and Fayre would have laughed like she always did even though it was probably old by now to her.

But instead she blew up at me about harming people from snogging Carley.

I really didn't understand women.

Especially, Fayre.

Now, I understood why Peter didn't have any woman friends.

A/N: Sirius really is an idiot. I know.

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Reviews are like Sirius and Fayre getting together.

Or Remus and Fayre getting together if you're into that…

Or even James and Sirius getting together… If ya know… You're into that as well…

I cross the line at Remus and Sirius and/or James. Sorry. It's just not happening.

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