This is a script I co-wrote with MissBliss8527 that we were thinking of making a play off. The play will probably never happen but we thought we would post this on FF any way.
Disclaimer: We do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Artemis Fowl in any way, shape or form they belong to Derek Land and Eion Colfer respectively.
Revised: 13/8/2012
Revised note: I would like to thank all of the people that have reviewed, followed or favourited this story. At the moment I am only revising but am not sure if there will be any new chapters. I will do my best to write some though.
Scene 1
Holly is tied up in a chair. She is unconscious, and Valkyrie and Tanith are watching her. Holly stirs.
TANITH: She's waking up!
VALKYRIE: You said that ten minutes ago, and when we looked she was still unconscious.
TANITH: She really is this time!
HOLLY: Who are you people?
TANITH: See?
VALKYRIE: I owe you an apology Tanith. (pauses)
TANITH: I'm waiting.
VALKYRIE: I said I owed you one, not that I was going to give you one.
TANITH: (laughs) Didn't your parents ever teach you manners?
VALKYRIE: They did, I didn't listen.
HOLLY: Hello? Are you even listening to me?
TANITH AND VALKYRIE: No.
HOLLY: Well start!
Skulduggery walks in, with his facade on, and sees Holly is awake.
SKULDUGGERY: (To Holly) Hello. (To Valkyrie and Tanith) Have you questioned our guest yet?
TANITH AND VALKYRIE: (look at each other then at Skulduggery) No. (Bursts out laughing)
SKULDUGGERY: (glares at them then turns to Holly) Well since my two incompetent companions haven't got around to questioning you yet, I'll have to do it myself.
TANITH: Thank… Hey!
VALKYRIE: We're not incompetent!
SKULDUGGERY: Of course you are. Now let me interrogate our guest in peace.
SKULDUGGERY: (To Holly) Why were you trying to get into room Number 24 in the Midnight Hotel?
HOLLY: (glares without speaking)
SKULDUGGERY: Were you working alone?
HOLLY: (glares)
SKULDUGGERY: You can't stay silent forever.
HOLLY: (raises an eyebrow sceptically)
SKULDUGGERY: (sighs) Tanith, Valkyrie, keep watch.
Skulduggery leaves.
TANITH: Why do we always get babysitting duty? (glances at Holly) No offence.
HOLLY: (Struggles not to laugh)