Chapter 6:
Barry soon became tired of the sad, self-destructive life he was living. His stinger was gone, his beenis bruised, and he probably had hundreds of STBs. It was time to her his B and his life under control.
The next day, Barry awoke with a plan – he was going to fly to a deserted island where there were no baginas to distract him from his new life. He flew and flew and flew as far as he could without stopping until he couldn't fly anymore. He landed in Los Angeles, and planned to stay there for just a night so he could rest his wings. However, when he looked around, all he saw were distractions! BAGINAS EVERYWHERE! Oh, how he wanted to crawl into those moist caverns so badly.
"NO BARRY, YOU CAN DO THIS! NO BAGINAS TONIGHT!
Barry closed his eyes and ran to try and find a place with no baginas, but it was virtually impossible. Even when there weren't baginas nearby, he could see them in his dreams. The beautiful female anatomy haunted him no matter what he did. He now knew there was no escaping the big pink monster!
- Bagina
