A/N: Ok so I'm not going to do a chapter on the adventures of Wonder Boy and The Boy Wonder, but they will be mentioned again. Anyways, wow! I am really loving this story! :D Another anyways, every oneshots story I've read has had at least one adventure on Wally's driving. I am not going to be the one to break that tradition. Oh, and if you've read Not Again, you will recognize this.
In my perfect YJ world, Green Arrow is still a billionaire. Apparently, in Young Justice, his business was bankrupted and he lost all of his money. That never happened.
"Eyes on the road!" Dick yelled. Roy and he were helping Wally with his driving using Roy's rusty red Ford Pinto, which probably wasn't the best car for this. Seriously, Green Arrow was a billionaire and as a billionaire, he gave Roy what was probably the crappiest car in the world. They might as well have had a death wish.
"They are! They are!" Wally yelled.
"Watch out!" Roy yelled, holding his seat with a death grip. Wally swerved out of the way, avoiding hitting a squirrel.
"Get back in your lane!" Dick yelled as the car heading towards them honked. Wally swerved again and Dick and Roy sighed in relief. The driver of the other car flipped Wally off. Wally stuck his head out the window.
"Hey! There's a kid in this car!"
"Eyes on the road! And I'm not a kid! I'm thirteen!" Dick yelled.
"Sure you aren't." Wally said, turning around and smirking at Dick.
"TURN AROUND, YOU IDIOT!" Dick and Roy yelled at the same time. Wally jerked back around.
"You guys are so mean." Wally pouted.
"I'm sorry." Dick said sarcastically, "I didn't know it was mean to want to live past the age of freaking thirteen!"
"Wally, there's a bridge coming up." Roy said, "Maybe you should pull over and let me drive. I don't think you're ready for this."
"I'm totally ready!" Wally said, pushing down on the accelerator.
"Too much gas! Slow down!" Dick yelled. Wally slowed down slightly and the car entered the bridge. Things seemed to go smoothly until suddenly, about halfway through the bridge, a bird flew across the windshield.
"Ah!" Wally was shocked and accidentally turned the wheel to the right. The car jerked and, crashing through the gate, flew off the bridge.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The boys screamed as they plunged into the water. The car immediately began to sink.
"Get out of the car! Hurry!" Wally and Roy unbuckled their seatbelts and tried to open the door.
"Crap! The stupid door is stuck! Thanks a lot, Roy!" Wally yelled.
"It's not my fault that Ollie gave me this car!" Roy yelled. They tried to open the doors again.
"It's not budging!" Wally shouted, panicking. Roy yelled in frustration and punched the window. Roy howled in pain and brought his hand to his chest.
"You did it Roy!" The window was broken and water poured in. Wally broke off more pieces and was able to squeeze himself through. Roy got through. The two boys grinned at each other in the water, but then suddenly panicked. Where was Dick?
They looked back in the car to see Dick still struggling with his seatbelt. The seatbelt was stuck and Dick's eyes were wide with panic as he kept glancing and the water rushing into the car.
"Dick!" Wally gurgled. Wally and Roy swam back to the car to see Dick now screaming.. Dick was running out of air and he didn't know how much longer he could hold the rest of his air in.
"Wally!" Roy gurgled. Wally turned towards him. Roy pointed at him and then pointed up. Wally shook his head. Roy looked angry again and pointed up. Wally looked desperate and pointed at Dick. Roy glared at him. Wally nodded and swam up.
Thankful that Wally had listened to him, Roy swam back through the window. Roy had had a mini heart attack when he noticed that Dick was now unconscious. Roy cursed, but the water made in incoherent. Roy swam over to Dick and grabbed the seatbelt. He pulled as hard as he could and felt a satisfying looseness as the seatbelt broke. Roy grabbed Dick and pulled him out of the car. He started kicking as hard as he could.
Roy burst out of the water and gasped. He swam to shore a little ways away where Wally was jumping around and waving. Roy finally arrived at the shore and collapse in relief, breathing in the air almost greedily.
"Is Dick ok?" Wally asked. Roy shook his head.
"Call (pant) 911 (pant). I'll (pant) help Dick." Roy leaned over Dick as Wally pulled out his cellphone.
"Dang! My phone is soaked!"
"Then go and run to the nearest payphone! We don't have time!" Wally nodded and ran off. Roy leaned over Dick again and started pounding his chest to get the water out.
"Crap." Roy said when no water came out. Roy tilted Dick's head back and plugged his nose. Roy breathed air into Dick twice and then pounded his chest again. Finally, after about five minutes, Dick coughed and water spewed from his mouth. Wally decided to come back at that moment.
"Dick! You're ok!" Wally ran over and hugged Dick. Dick coughed up more water and promptly passed out.
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"Mmmmmm…" Dick moaned. He tried to sit up, but felt someone push him back down. He slowly opened his eyes to see Wally leaning over him.
"Ugh, what happened?" Dick asked, putting a hand to his head.
"You mean you don't remember?" Wally asked. Dick concentrated and he got short flashes of water and a seatbelt.
"Not really." Dick said.
"You did hit your head pretty hard and you did drown." A voice said, Dick turned to see Roy sitting on a bed. For the first time since waking up, he looked at his surroundings. He was in a hospital.
"How long have I been out?" Dick asked.
"A few hours. Bruce, Barry, and Ollie should be here any minute." As soon as Roy finished, the three aforementioned men ran into the room.
"Dick!" Bruce said. He rushed over to his ward's side, "Are you all right? What happened?"
"That's what I want to know." Dick said. Roy sighed.
"We were helping Wally learn how to drive. When we neared a bridge, I told Wally that he should let me drive. Wally thought he could drive across the bridge and tried to, but a bird flew in his vision while we were still on the bridge. Wally ended up driving off the bridge and into the water."
"What happened to the car?" Ollie asked. Roy smirked.
"You should blame the car for what happened. The car was so crappy that the doors became stuck and Dick's seatbelt was caught. I had to punch a window open and rip off the seatbelt. I had Wally run to a payphone and call for help." Bruce nodded.
"Well, we're just glad that you guys are ok?" Barry said.
"Think we can get out soon?" Dick asked. Bruce nodded.
"I'll talk to them about it." Dick smiled up at Bruce.
"Think we can get ice cream after?" Dick used his puppy dog eyes. Bruce hesitated but then sighed.
"Alright!" Dick and Wally grinned.
"Sweet!" They high-fived. Then Dick frowned.
"Wait, a bird caused Wally to drive off a bridge and almost to our deaths?" Wally blushed.
A/N: I wrote this pretty quickly. I'm quite proud of myself, though I had no idea where to end this. Though I'm not the best with cars so I had to ask my mom to name a crappy car. I hope you all liked it and I have no idea what I'm going to do next. I'll be updating Younger Justice after this too so yay! See you next time! Review!
Love,
Browniesarethebest
