A/N: Oh, God. I was reading TV Tropes Crowning Moment of Funny and saw this quote from Family Guy. This scene came into my head and I just had to do it. Just… there is minor cursing and… you just have to read this. Just do it.
Italics are the TV show.
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy.
Recognized: Robin, B01
"Hey, Rob!" Kid Flash said as Robin walked into the entertainment room. Robin grunted back and walked into the kitchen. A few seconds later, he walked back out, holding a water bottle. Robin collapsed onto the couch.
"What's up, dude? Why do you seem so tired?" Kid Flash asked. Robin shrugged and took a sip of water.
"Tough training with Batman. I've been going at it for over ten hours." Robin reached for the remote and turned the TV on.
"That's rough, dude." Kid Flash said. He got up and stood in front of Robin, "Oh, hey! I have to tell you something! It's really important!"
"Dude! I'm watching TV!" Robin said, leaning over to the side to see the TV.
"Just listen! I have a new prank idea! We're the only ones at the cave so this is the perfect time to tell you!" Kid Flash said. Robin looked up at Kid Flash and raised an eyebrow.
"What is it?" Robin asked. Kid Flash grinned and began talking.
"Yes! First, we're going to need a few things…" Robin partly listened to Kid Flash as he turned his attention back to the TV.
"Maple syrup, a snuggie, an Ipod charger…" Robin was flipping through the channels quickly when he got to a TV show he liked. He grinned and put the remote down, taking another sip of water.
"So then we just duct tape Aqualad to the kitchen table…" Robin was barely paying attention to Kid Flash now, too concentrated on watching Family Guy. What Kid Flash was saying sounded like a bunch of nonsense anyways.
"Dude? Dude! Are you even listening to me?" Kid Flash asked. Robin looked up at him and grinned.
"Of course I am, dude. I'm a multitasker. I know how to listen to you and watch TV at the same time." Robin turned back to the TV. Kid Flash huffed in annoyance, but continued with his prank idea nonetheless.
"So we grab the banana peel and glue it to Green Arrow's now shaved head…"
"What are you doing here?" Peter asked Superman after seeing Hitler, John Wilkes Booth, and Al Capone sitting beside Superman in Hell.
"I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I ripped her in half like a phone book." Superman said in a monotone.
Unfortunately for the two boys, Robin happened to take another sip of water at that moment. Robin did what would later be dubbed the most epic spit take to ever exist after the incident was over and sprayed Kid Flash right in the face. Kid Flash's eyes widened and his jaw dropped as the spray continued. Probably not his best idea.
After another few seconds, the jet died down and Kid Flash was left standing there, sputtering and dripping.
"…D- dude!" Kid Flash yelled, spitting out a little water that managed to get in his mouth, "What the hell!"
"Did you (cough) not just hear the (cough) TV?" Robin asked, water dribbling down his chin as he coughed. He collapsed to the ground in a coughing fit.
"No!" Kid Flash said angrily. When Robin continued to cough, Kid Flash kneeled next to the boy, "Are you ok? What did it say?"
"(cough) It had Superman on Family Guy." Robin said.
"What did Superman say?" Kid Flash asked.
"He (cough) he said, 'I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I ripped her in half like a phone book.'"
Kid Flash stared at him for a few moments before collapsing to the ground in a laughing fit.
"O- oh my God! Does Superman know about this?" Kid Flash asked as he laughed. He was already red in the face.
"I don't know." Robin said. He finally had stopped coughing.
"Oh god, I wish I could see his face when he does find out!"
The Watchtower:
Batman stood there, smirking, as he watched the security feed for Mount Justice. Batman had already pressed a few buttons and the video feed was downloading onto the Batcave's system. The doors to the Monitoring Room slid open and Superman walked in and headed over to Batman.
"What's going on?" Superman asked, noticing Batman's smirk.
"Nothing, Clark. Just making sure Robin and Kid Flash don't destroy something in the Cave. With the trouble those two get into, they could blow up the entire mountain." Superman's eyes narrowed.
"You seem oddly cheerful." Superman said. Batman glared at him.
"What are you doing in here?" Batman asked.
"It's my shift." Superman said. Batman glanced at the clock to see that Superman was right. His shift had ended two minutes ago.
"You're late." Batman said.
"I was helping a little boy." Superman said.
"Was his cat stuck in a tree?" Batman asked. Superman didn't answer.
"I'm going on patrol." Batman left. Superman, still curious by Batman's behavior, looked up at the screen to see Robin and a soaking wet Kid Flash rolling on the floor and laughing. The TV was still playing and Superman saw himself on Family Guy. He was standing in what looked like Hell. Superman frowned.
"I always hated that show." he muttered, "No wonder Batman seemed so happy."
A/N: I wrote this insanely quickly. Like no joke. I had an inspiration, and this exploded from my magical writing fingers. This is the reason why Younger Justice took a little longer to update. Well that, and writer's block. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this! Maybe in another chapter, I'll do Family Guy with Batman (evil smirk). If you liked it of course. Oh and I had no idea how to end it so I could only come up with that. Review!
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