Special thanks to Sherlock109 and Prizm for letter ideas.
To the puny, worthless insects,
Starscream is pathetic, useless, and barely worth my time. He constantly challenges my position and foolishly tried to lead the Decepticons in Transformers: Animated before finally dying off. I don't know which of you fleshlings thought it was amusing to make him my sparkmate but I can assure that once I hunt you down, your death shall be MY amusement.
- Megatron
Dear specific DeviantART artists,
If I had a daughter, she would be a Transformer - not a mermaid and not a wolf. And her hair wouldn't be bright red and blue. Please recheck your definition of "hidden in plain sight."
- Optimus Prime
Dear Fanfiction writers (and DeviantART artists),
I understand that you want your original character to be with Optimus, and I'm okay with that. However, making me the evil glitch who prevents you and Optimus from being together is crossing the line. I've been closer to Optimus than you or your character ever will be.
- Elita One
Dear Fanfiction writers,
I am extremely interested in seeing what started this Prowl-and-me-being-an-item craze...
- Jazz
Dear Fanfiction writers,
Thank you for the stories of me throwing wrenches at everybody. I will try that.
- Ratchet
Dear everybody,
:D
- Bumblebee
Enjoy and remember to leave a letter in the review if you like!