Author Note: I think that it is important for me to say that these are NOT MY OWN OPINIONS on the fandom. These are simply what I THINK the Transformers' reactions would be. I try to keep it like that. Any person(s) who think that these are my own opinions will be shamed.
Dear Transformers fans,
I am not Bonita/Causeway/Delena Darkside's husband. Nor am I her sparkmate. Yes, I do know about the entire bedroom dedicated to me. And yes, I do find it worrying.
Should I send Ratchet to check on her?
- Optimus Prime
Dear DeviantART artists,
What's with drawing us with mustaches?
- the Autobots
To the fleshbags of this ridiculously small dirtball,
How dare you think that I, the great Starscream, would ever sink as low as to take a human child for a sparkmate? I lead the Decepticons! We are going to crush this pathetic excuse for a planet and exterminate you insects! We shall be your rulers and you, our slaves! We shall-
(rest of letter has been scribbled out)
Megatron here. Starscream has been dealt with. Did you really think I'd let him tell you everything?
- Megatron
To my fellow humans,
Bumblebee is my car – not my lover. He's a robot. I'm a human. The mere thought… oh God… I don't even want to think about it. Nonono! No thinking… no thinking… just… brain bleach. Yeah, brain bleach…
- a very distressed Sam Witwicky
To everybody,
I'm… adorable?
- Bumblebee
Special thanks again to Sherlock109 for an idea for a specific letter. Remember to leave an idea in the reviews!