Chapter 1: Special fangs (get it, 'cause I'm goffik) to my girlfriend (ew, not in that way) Raven, bloodytearz666, for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin, you're the love of my depressing life! You rock, too! MCR ROCKS!
My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name), with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back. I have icy blue eyes like limpid tears. A lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was, because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire, but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England, where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).
I'm a Goth (in case you couldn't tell), and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic, and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey, Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!
"What's up, Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing," he said. Then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go.
AN: Is it good? PLEASE tell me! Fangs!
Editor's note: Your first slice of this shit-flavored fail pie. Enjoy, loves!