Ichigo x Orihime and Tsubaki
Tsubaki's cool. Where has he gone?
Fairy
"Ichigo! You're offending them!"
"I'm just saying, I don't feel comfortable doing… that in front of the fairies!"
"They're not fairies!"
"Whatever!"
With a flurry and rush Tsubaki appeared, and cut a slice in Ichigo's cheek.
"We are not fairies."
Ichigo blinked, his hand moving to feel the dampness of blood.
"If you continue acting with such disrespect, then we will no longer allow you to date Orihime."
His look of bewilderment turned into disbelief.
"How the hell dare you!"
Tsubaki's voice was deadly.
"Play nice, little Shinigami, or I'll cut you a matching one."
Ichigo caught sight of Orhime out of the corner of his glaring eyes, and after a moment, raised his hands in defeat. With a nod of victory, Tsubaki disappeared.
"…fuckin' fairy."