Chapter 4: I said stop flaming, okay, Ebony's name is ENOBY not Mary Sue! OKAY? DRACO IS SO IN LOVE with her, that he is acting different! They knew each other before, okay?
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Draco didn't answer, but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curious. "What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?"
I leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts), which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad. Then, suddenly, just as I got close, Draco kissed me passionately.
Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took off my top, and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra.
Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" It was… Dumbledore!
Editor's note: Ladies and gentlemen of Fanfiction dot net, I give you the Greatest Lemon of All Time! (Yeah, I'm just that clever at 9:48 PM. NAILED IT.) /shot