Chapter 7: Bring Me To Life
AN: well, okay you guys, I'm only writing this because I got 5 good reviews. And by the way, I won't write the next chapter until I get TEN good reviews! STOP FLAMING OR I'LL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn't a Mary Sue, okay, she isn't perfect, SHE'S A SATANIST! And she has problems. She's depressed, for God's sake!
Draco and I held our pale white hands (with black nail polish) as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist signs on my nails in red nail polish (AN: see, does that sound like a Mary Sue to you?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door.
Then we started frenching passionately, and we took off each other's clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (see, is that stupid?)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm, when all of a sudden, I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody, gothic writing was the word…Vampire! I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDS anyway!" I put on my clothes all huffy and then stomped out. Draco ran out, even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out, and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom, where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
Editor's note: I think it's funny when people don't understand that 'Mary Sue' is something of a broad term. In any case, Ebony is the perfect, if a bit on the extreme side, example of the Jerk Sue.