Chapter 12: stop flaming, ok! Hagrid is a pedophile too, a lot of people in American schools are like that! I wanted to address the issue! How do you know Snape isn't Christian? Plus Hagrid isn't really in love with Ebony! That was Cedric, ok!

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Draco had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy, but I knew that we must go together.

"NO!" I thought it was Hagrid, but it was Vampire. He started to scream.

"OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"

Then… his eyes rolled up! I could only see the whites of his eyes. I stopped. "How did you know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do, but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me, and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Voldemort has him in bondage!"

Anyway, I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape and Lupin and Hagrid were there too. They were going to St. Mungo's after they recovered, because they were pedophiles, and you can't have those fucking perverts teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had confiscated the video that they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. "Enoby, I need to tell you something." he said in a very serious voice, giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink, and I don't like fucked up preps like you," I snapped. Hagrid had been mean to me before for being gothic.

"No, Enoby." Hagrid said. "They are not roses."

"What, are they goths, too, you poser prep?" I asked, because I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily.

"No you didn't," I replied.

"I saved you from getting a Paris Hilton porn video made from your shower scene and being viewed by Snape and Lupin. Who masturbated (see, is that spelled wrong) to it," he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered, "Well If you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say!"

"That's not a spell, that's an MCR song," I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords."

Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(for all you cool gothic MCR fans out there, that is a tribute! Especially for Raven! I love you, girl!)imo noto okayo!" And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.

"Okay, I believe you. Now where the fuck is Draco?" Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could see nothing.

"You see, Ebony," Dumbledore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "To see what is in the flames(HAHA YOU REVIEWERS FLAMES GEDDIT) you must find yourself first."

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF, OKAY, YOU MEAN, OLD MAN!" I yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn't have a headache, or else he would have said something stormed off back into his bed.

"You are a liar, professor Dumbledore!"

When I got better, I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them.

I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from The Ring (if you don't know who she is, you're a prep so fuck off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. "You look kawaii, girl," B'loody Mary said sadly.

"Fangs (geddit), you do too." I said sadly too. I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snape and Lupin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes.

Vampire was in the Care of Magical Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. "Hi," he said in a depressed way.

"Hi back." I said in an equally sad voice. We looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Draco's. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW, YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Vampire, you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I love Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away. Then he started to scream.

"OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then… his eyes rolled up! I could only see the whites of his eyes.

"NO!" I ran up closer."I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do, but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me, and I always cover it up with foundation," he said back. "Anyway, my scar hurt, and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco… Voldemort has him in bondage!"

Editor's note: Yes, you read the ending right. It's the same as the beginning. And Hagrid was really Cedric? Whot? Man, do I ever want to insert comments into the story. Anywho, this chapter was a whopping nearly two pages. Yes, my fellow fanfictioneers (?), an almost two pages! Let's give a round of applause for the little psycho who wrote this!*claps*