Chapter 14: Fuck off, PREPS, okay! Raven fangs for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update, but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital 'cause I slit my wrists. PS: I'm not updating until y'all give me 10 good reviews!
SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMLY SCARY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Wormtail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Wormtail.
"Get out of my sight, you despicable preps!" He shouted as we started shooting him with the gun. Then, suddenly, he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "Ebony-I-love-you-will-you-have-sex-with-me?" He asked. (In this he is sixteen years old, so he's not a pedophile, okay?)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Ebony, I love you. Will you have sex with me?" asked Wormtail. I started laughing cruelly. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up, you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" He screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears.
"Wormtail, what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking towards us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. Then I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco, taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit 'cause he's so sexy) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here, except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts," answered Draco.
"Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and then Wormtail said he was in love with me! I just wanna be with you, okay, Draco? Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (AN: don't worry, Ebony isn't a snob or anything, but a lot of people have told her she's pretty) "I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
Editor's note: Yeah, Ebony, why can't you be more like a normal person and not a Mary Sue?