Chapter 16: You know what? Shut up, ok! Prove to me you're not preps! Raven you suck, you fucking bitch, give me back my fucking sweater! You're supposed to write this! Raven what the fuck, you bitch, you're supposed to do this! By the way, fangs to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese!

We ran happily to Hogsmeade. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily. MCR were there, playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so. I could totally see him getting an erection, but it didn't matter, 'cause I knew know that we were the only true ones for each other.

I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platform boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants.

Anyway, we started moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up to the front, where the band was going to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was… Voldemort and the Death Dealers!

"What the fuck, Draco, I'm not going to a concert with you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if it's MCR, and you know how much I like them."

"What cause we…you know…" he fidgeted uncomfortably, 'cause guys don't like to talk about you-know-what.

"Yeah, 'cause we you know!" I yelled in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again," Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG! What the fuck? Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO," he muttered loudly.

"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shouted angrily.

"Ebony! I'm not! Please come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'The World Is Black' by GC to me. I was flattered 'cause that's not even a single, he had memorized the lyrics just for me!

"Okay, then. I guess I will have to," I said, and then we frenched for a while, and I went up to my room. B'loody Mary was standing there.

"Hajimemashite, girl," she said happily (she speaks Japanese. So do I. That means 'how do you do' in Japanese). "By the way, Willow (that fucking poser) got expelled. she failed all her classes and she skipped math." (AN: RAVEN YOU FUCKING SUCK! FUCK YOU!)

"It serves that fucking bitch right." I laughed angrily.

Well, anyway, we where feeling all depressed. We watched some goffik movies, like The Nightmare Before Christmas.

"Maybe Willow will die too," I said.

"Kawaii," B'loody Mary shook her head energetically. "Oh, yeah, I have a confession. After she got expelled, I murdered her, and then Lupin did it with her 'cause he's a necrophiliac."

"Kawaii," I commented happily. We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.

"Oh, hey, by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeade with MCR," I said. " I need to wear, like, the hottest outfit EVER."

B'loody Mary nodded energetically. "Oh my fucking God! Totally! Let's go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic Loyalty card.

"No." My head snapped up.

"WHAT?" my head spun. I could not believe it. "B'loody Mary… are you a PREP?"

"NOOOO! NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffik stores near Hogwarts, that's all."

"Who told you abut them?" I asked, sure it would be Draco, Diablo, or Vampire(don't even SAY that name to me!). Or me.

"Dumbledore," She said. "Let me just call our brooms."

"Oh my fucking God! Dumbledore?" I asked quietly.

"Yeah. I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk," She told me. "Come on, let's go."

We were going in a few punk/Goff stores ESPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD, EXCEPT NOT, 'CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

He gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for the real goffs."

"The real goffs?" B'loody Mary and I asked.

"Yeah. You wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town, man! Yesterday, Lupin and Snape tried to buy a goffik camera pouch." He shook his head. "I didn't even know they had a camera."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! NO! THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my Satan, you have to buy that outfit!" The salesperson said.

"Yeah, it looks totally hot," said B'loody Mary.

"You know what? I am gonna give it to you free, 'cause you look really hot in that outfit. Hey, are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah, I am, actually." I looked back at him. "Hey, by the way, my name's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way. What's yours?"

"Tom Rid." He said, and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah, I don't think so, 'cause I am going there with my boyfriend Draco, you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! EBONY, YOU NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE, NOW!"

Editor's note: So, here's the whole chapter. I didn't notice most of it was missing. Epic fail on my part. -_- Forgive me?