Chapter 23: Shut the fuck up, bitches! You're just jealous 'cause I got 10,000 reviews! Fangs to Raven for the help and telling me about the books! Girl, you rock! Let's go shopping together!

The door opened and Professor Umbridge and Cornelius Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledore and Umbridge saw us.

"MS. WAY! WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Umbridge shouted angrily.

Dumbledore glared at her.

"Oops! She made a mistake! She means, 'Hi, everybody! Come in!'" He corrected her.

Well, we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Fred and George started to make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I ate some Count Chocula and drank some blood from a cup. Then I heard someone shouting angrily.

I looked behind me it was…Vampire! He and Draco were shouting at each other.

"Vampire, Draco, what the fuck?" I asked.

"You fucking bastard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to sit next to her!"

"No, I do!" shouted Vampire.

"No, she doesn't fucking like you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.

"No! Fuck you, motherfucker, she loves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Draco! (no, not in that way, you perv) They started to fight and beat up each other. I yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting…I stopped eating…

Everyone gasped. The room fell silent….Voldemort! "Ebony…Ebony…" Voldemort said evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou hath failed thy mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!"

"Please, don't make me kill him please!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed cruelly. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling. I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to comfort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldemort coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I looked up and stopped having the vision.

"Ebony! Ebony, are you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

"Yeah, yeah," I said sadly as I got up.

"Everything's all right, Ebony." said Vampire all sensitive.

"No, it's not!" I shouted angrily. Tears of blood went down my face. "OMFG! What if I'm getting possessed, like in The Ring 2?"

"It's okay, girl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe you should ask Professor Trelawney about what the visions mean though."

"Okay, bitch," I said sadly, and then we went.

Editor's note: Yup, 10,000 reviews by chapter 23. Not all that jealous, though, since most of the reviews were flames and trolls. And sorry, I've been with out internet and will be without internet next week, so no updates for you people ಠ_ಠ But I'll be working on this, 'cause I want to finish it before school starts.