Chapter 24: Preps stop flaming the story! You're just jealous, so fuck you, okay, go to hell! Raven, fangs for the help!

Well we had Deviation next, so I could ask Professor Trelawney about the visions. "Konnichiwa, minna-san, come in," said Professor Trelawney in Japanese. She smiled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's the coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes (her mom was a vampire. She's also half Japanese, so she speaks it and everything. She and B'loody Mary get along great).

She's really young for a teacher. Today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress.

We went inside the black classroom with posters of Emily the Strange. I raised my hand. I was wearing some black nail polish with red pentagrams on it.

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey, I love your nail polish! where'd you get it, Hot Topic?"

"Yeah," I answered. All the preps who didn't know what Hot Topic was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some things. When do you want to do it?"

"How about now?" she asked.

"Okay," I said.

"Okay, class fucking dismissed, everyone," Professor Trelawney said, and she let everyone go. "Except for you, Britney." She pointed at Britney and some other preps.

"Please do exorcise (geddit) 1 on page 3."

"Okay, I'm having lots of visions," I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco going to be killed by Voldemort. She gave me a black crystal ball to look in. I looked into it.

"What do you see?" she asked. "I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather jacket, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and black Converse shoes. "Okay, you can go now, see ya cunt," said Professor Trelawney.

"Bye bitch," I said, waving. I went to Draco. Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited.

Editor's note: So, basically, nothing happens except a butchering of Professor Trelawney. And not to mention the irony, seeing as Hermione had repeatedly reminded Harry and Ron that Trelawney was bat shit crazy, and Trelawney wasn't so found of Hermione herself.

I also find myself wondering how exorcism is 'goffik', seeing as it is supposed to rid someone/thing of demons. All these horror movies *sigh*

Konnichiwa- hello minna-san-everyone/body