Chapter 26: PREPS STOP FLAMING THE STORY, OKAY! If you don't like the story, then go fuck yourself, you fucking prep! YOU SUCK! Oh yeah, I wasn't being racist, okay!
A few minutes later, Vampire came to the tree. He was wearing a black leather jacket, black leather pants, and a Good Charlotte t-shirt. "Hi Vampire," I said, flirty, as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily, trying to comfort me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh, fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that?"
"I don't know," I said. "Now come on, we have to tell Dumbledore." We ran out of the tree and into the castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wiped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dream."
Dumbledore started to cackle. "Hahahaha! And how do you expect me to know Ebony's not delusional?" I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker," I said angrily as Dumbledore gasped (see, is that out of character?). "You know very well that I'm not delusional. Now get some fucking people out there to look for Sirius and Lucius- pronto!"
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice.
"Were are they?" I fought about it. Then all of a sudden… "London," I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few minutes, he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while, someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together.
I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other's gothic, depressed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Sirius and Lucius came in on stretchers… and Professor Trelawney was behind them!
Editor's note: Not sure why they're in a tree… I thought they were in Draco's car lol