Chapter 27: Vampires Will Never Hurt You

AN: You know what? I don't give a fuck what you preps think about me! So stop flaming the fucking story, bitches! Fangs to Raven for your love and support and help! I love you girl! Sorry I couldn't update lol. I was really depressed and I slit my wrists. I had to go to the hospital. Raven you rock, girl!

Everyone in the room started to cry happily- I had saved them. Draco, Lucius, Sirius, and Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

"Cum on, Ebony," said Professor Trelawney. She was wearing a gothic black leather dress with a corset top and real vampire blood on it and fucking black platinum boots.

"I have to tell you about the fucking prediction." I looked at Lucian, Sirius, Draco and Vampire. They nodded. I smiled happily and went into a dark room. Professor Trelawney took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crystal ball. She said… "Tara, I see dark times are near," she said, sadly. She peered into the balls. "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Turner like B'loody Mary had. "When Voldemort was in Hogwarts, before he became powerful, he got his hearth broken. Now do you think he would still become Voldemort if he was in love?" I shook my head. "You must go back in time and seduce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil, then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."

"Okay," I said sadly. We did Death's Touch Sign. I went outside again sadly.

"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.

"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Bloody Mary. I was about to tell them but everyone was there. They were celebrating Lucius and Sirius being found. Everyone was proud of me, but I jut wanted to talk to Draco. They were cheering my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumbledore.

A banner was put up. Lots of fucking preps were there (obviously trying to be goffik) wearing the HIM sign on their hands- despite them not having actually heard of HIM. Even Mr. Norris looked happy. A black and red cake had been brought out. Fred and George set up some fireworks in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Wizard Wises. I put on my Invisibility cloak with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside together.

Editor's note: I press on, despite my quest becoming increasingly difficult…