Chapter 29: Shut the fuck up! You're just jealous 'cause you're preps, so fuck you! Raven, you rock girl! Fangs for the help! MCR ROCKS! 666!
"Oh my Satan!" We screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shout at us angrily.
"COME NOW!" Professor McGonagall yelled. We did, guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket.
"Hey! What the fuck?" Vampire shouted angrily.
"Yeah, buster, what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demanded all protective, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumbledore knows your little secret, and if you do this again, you will go to St Mungo's. So give back the camera!"
"Hahahaha! The Ministry of Magic thinks he is crazy! There is no way they will believe him," Snape laughed meanly.
"Yes, so shut your mouths, you insolent fools!" yelled Professor McGonagall. She made us go into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit 'cause he's a sexbomb lol. Tom Felton rules for life, but not as much as Gerard! You're sex on legs! I love you! You fucking rock, marry me!).
I started to cry tears of blood (it happens in Vampire Chronicles! Raven said so, okay, so fuck you!). Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red tears, then… he and Snape both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. The bullets didn't hit anyone. I took out my wand.
"Crucio!" I shouted. Snape stated to scream. He dropped the gun, but it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. I stopped the curse.
Professor McGonagall did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Then she said, "Okay, Severus, I'm going to go now." She left. Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
Editor's note: Oh, she left us another epic cliffhanger… Ladies and gentlemen, please, for the love of God, don't spontaneously combust from anticipation.