Chapter 33: AN: I said shut up! It's not my fault, ok, if you don't like the story, then you're a prep! So fuck you, flamers! PS: I'm not updating until you give me five good reviews and this time I mean it! YOU SUCK! Fangs, Raven, for the help. I promise to help you with your story lolz.

"Oh my fucking God!" I shouted sadly. "Should we get you to St Mungo's, bitch?"

"Hell no!" She said. "Listen, Ebony, I need your help. Next time you go back in time, do you think you could ask Tom Riddle for some help?"

"Sure," I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there! He was wearing a big black GC t-shirt, which was his pajamas.

"Hey Sexy," I said.

"How'd it go, Ebony?" He asked. His voice was so sexy and low, kind of like Gerard Way when he's talking.

"Fine," I responded. We started to go back into the dormitory.

"How far did you go with Satan?" Draco asked, jealously.

"Not too far, lol," I barked.

"Will you have to do it with him?" Draco asked, angsty.

"I hope not too far!" I shouted angrily. Then I felt bad for shouting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

"What happened to Snape?" I growled.

"You will see." Draco giggled mischievously. He opened a door…Snape and Lupin was there! Sirius was poking them by stabbing them with a black knife.

"NOOOO PLEASE!" Lupin begged, as Sirius started to suck his blood. I laughed sadistically. I took some photos of him and Snap being tortured. (okay, I know this is mean, but think about it, people! They are pedophiles, and Snape tried to rape them, and anyway, sadists rock! Has anyone seen Shark Attack 3? lolz). We took some of Snape's blood, then Draco and I went back to our rooms.

We sat on my goffik black coffin. My clothes were kind of dirty so I put on a black leather outfit thingy, kind of like the one Selene has in Underworld. (if you haven't heard of it, then FUCK YOU!) . I put on some black platform high heels. Draco put on 'Desolation Livers' by MCR. Then… we started to take off each others' clothes. I took off his shirt, and he had a six-pack, lolz. We started to make out like in The Grudge. He put his wetness in my you-know-what sexily. I gut an orgasm.

"Oh! Draco! Oh my fucking God! Draco!" I screamed passively as he got an erection.

"I love you, Ebony," he whispered sexily, and then we fell asleep, lol.

Editor's note: Random question: Which is your favorite infamous fic: My Immortal, My Inner Life, legolas by laura, or imma wiserd?