Chapter 34: AN: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PREPS! Have you even read the story? You are probably all just preps and posers, so FUCK YOU! Fangs to Raven for the help!

I woke up in my coffin the next day. Draco was gone. I got up and put on a black, tight sexy dress that was all ripped at the end. There was red corset stuff going up the front and the back. It came up to my knees. There was a slit in the dress, like in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I put on ripped black fishnets and black stiletto boots. Suddenly… Sirius knocked on the door. I opened it.

"Hi, Ebony," he said. "Guess what? You have to come to Professor Trelawney's office."

"Okay," I said in a depressed voice. I had wanted to fuck Draco, or maybe listen to MCR or Evanesance. I came anyway.

"So what the fuck happened to Snape and Lupin?" I asked Sirius, flirty.

"I fucking tortured them," he answered in a sadistic way. "They are in Azkaban now, lol."

I laughed (evilly).

"Where are Draco and Vampire?" I muttered.

"They are excused from school day," Sirius moaned (sexily). "Right now they are watching The Nightmare Before Christmas."

We went into the office. Professor Trelawney was there. She was wearing a goffik black dress that was all ripped all over, kind of like the one Amy Lee wears in this picture. She was drinking some Voldemortserum.

She took out the Pensive and the Time-Turner.

"Ebony, you will have to do another session now. Also, I need you to get me the cure for being addicted," she said, sadly. "Good luck. Fangs!"

And then… I jumped into the Pensive again.

Suddenly I looked around… I was in the Great Hall, eating Count Chocula. It was morning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall goffik man with long black hair, pale skin, and blue eyes, wearing a suit and black Converse shoes. He looked just like Marilyn Manson. I noticed… he was drinking a potion.

"Who's he?" I asked.

"Oh, that's Professor Slughorn," Satan said. "He's the Potions teacher… Ebony?"

"Yeah?" I asked.

"Did you know that Marilyn Mason is playing in Hogsmeade tonight? And they are showing The Exorcist at the movies before that."

"Yeah?"

"Well… want to go to the concert and the movie with me?"

Editor's note: Most of chapter 15 was missing, but I fixed that. If you haven't already, go look at it. Or not. Your choice.